Comments on: Cats

By: Onyx Netherwing Drake

Onyx Netherwing Drake — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:14:18 +0000

win for kittens

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 11:50:47 +0000

if
shiny thing + kitten = yay
and
shiny thing + my neck = yay
then
shiny thing = 0

and apparently:
$400 emergency bill = 2*yay.

and the neck and the kitten are the same …

rather unlikely ^^

By: Wolfy

Wolfy — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 20:41:17 +0000

“Stupid?”

By: ErmineStoat

ErmineStoat — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 19:58:19 +0000

I think it’s safe to say that most people are smarter than GazUtd. Cats are amazing, intelligent, and great animals that will one day take over the world. Refusing to be a cat’s pet offends them, and insulting them at that! I believe it likely that GazUtd will get a good punishment for calling animals stupid.

P.S. Nice name

By: John Curd

John Curd — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:57:20 +0000

true…

By: BlackHighlighter

BlackHighlighter — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:43:44 +0000

$400 is cheap for an ER bill. Most ERs probably charge that much just to triage you!

By: Glynnis

Glynnis — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:21:46 +0000

Most likely made with experience.

By: tomas

tomas — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:47:20 +0000

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

By: CaptJnet

CaptJnet — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:18:28 +0000

Trust me, as a Canuck it’s worth the tax dollars. It all balances out. I pay out of my taxes for my neighbours broken arm and he pays for my boyfriend’s emergency room visit for a severe asthma attack. It pays my doctor for a visit to check out my ear infection and for my friend’s pre-natal visits. Really you’re pretty much paying for your own medical care as much as your neighbours. It gives great piece of mind knowing that if you get badly sick or injured and have to go to emergency you don’t have to even stop to consider if you have enough money available to pay for the visit. You just show up and hand them a little plastic card and get the care needed. Period.

By: PencilSharpener

PencilSharpener — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:26:14 +0000

Who goes to the ER for a cat wound? Wussies.

By: vmp

vmp — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:50:41 +0000

$400 isn’t even that expensive for an ER bill.

By: CatFace

CatFace — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:06:23 +0000

Yeah, I call that C.O.L.D. cat on lap disorder. I have it regularly.

By: EurekasCastle

EurekasCastle — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:50:28 +0000

transitive properties FAIL

By: OMGDingo

OMGDingo — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:22:49 +0000

I’m betting on the Kitten.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:22:00 +0000

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Don’t hurt the Kitty! I will avenge you, poor kitty. I will avenge you if it is the last thing I do!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:20:48 +0000

That only works with buttered toast.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:13:11 +0000

I am not stupid. I am smarter than you. I take offense to your insult and offer you mine in its place.

By: Arek

Arek — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:44:32 +0000

in your graff i see that kitten=my neck

By: XZDrake

XZDrake — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:30:04 +0000

This would not be true in Canada, here

Shiny things + Neck + Kitten = Free emergency room and one dead cat.

By: Graham

Graham — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:47:19 +0000

NHS win!

By: Morn

Morn — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:35:15 +0000

Concur.

By: frostfox

frostfox — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:17:25 +0000

He bit deep into my finger, deep enough to get air into the joint. I went to the docs the next day (had cats all my life, had loads of cat bites/scratches) and got antibiotics but when the hand started to swell and the red lines showed, knew it was time for the big guns.
Popped into emergency on my lunchtime, expected them to lance it there and then, rather a surprise to find myself hooked up to an IV with an operation in my future.
They took it very seriously, of course, it was my left hand and I am very left handed and an artist, so I’m glad they did.

He bit the neighbour about a week after hospitalizing me, but that was the neighbours fault, he was trying to break up a cat fight, I did warn him not to.

But he has very soft paws, he never scratches.

His collar says ‘Max-he bites’ but of course, by the time you are close enough to read it…

By: frostfox

frostfox — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:09:48 +0000

I did consider sending him back, but we mad cat women are called that for a reason, though I must admit, I assumed it was me that was supposed to be mad, not the cat.

His previous owners got rid of him because he ate too much. I’d assumed they meant cat food, not members of the family…

By: frostfox

frostfox — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:07:29 +0000

Hard to type, he’s sat on my lap!

He was scared by the boiler coming on, in new house, not really his fault (I sound like the abused girlfriend, I know!)

Just 19lbs of mostly domestic grey tabby.

By: Mister Sir

Mister Sir — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:57:11 +0000

Not when you’re the one who started the fire in the first place. . .

By: Zib

Zib — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:10:51 +0000

Hey nice graph. Oh wait, it isn’t one. Wrong site but… FAIL!

By: flocol

flocol — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 06:37:00 +0000

You brush your cat’s teeth ???? You must like taking risks in life…

By: anaceofkidneys

anaceofkidneys — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:51:46 +0000

Only if you have a compromised immune system or are severely allergic to cat saliva. I was a vet tech for a long time and before that I grew up with cats, so even the worst cat bite heals within a day or two on me. (Or I should say, heals enough that I can stop wearing a bandaid after a day or two). But I have known people who ended up in the hospital from even a mild cat bite.

By: Bueller

Bueller — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:40:16 +0000

Yeah, if Max did that to me, I’d only own him 3 hours too.

By: flutie

flutie — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:28:57 +0000

toast + cat = anti gravity

By: siteinsights

siteinsights — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:46:02 +0000

If a cute cuddly kitten can send you to the emergency room… You might want to add some more iron to your diet.

By: M4ce

M4ce — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:52:16 +0000

This isn’t even a graph. If you can send it in a text message, it’s not a graph.

By: Kusti

Kusti — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:09:51 +0000

Woah.. Cat bites can be fatal? My cat, Felix bites me at least 7 times everyday (He is old and senile so he really does it without realising) and i’m not dead..?

By: MLD

MLD — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:23:17 +0000

God, and I thought I was slow to get things at times.

1. Kittens (presumably) like shiny things. (mine prefer pens and wadded up paper, but whatever).
2. Graph maker likes shiny things on her neck (you necklaces, that sort of thing)
3. Kitten goes after shiny on graph maker’s neck and causes trip to hospital. (And dang that’s a cheap ER bill!!)

Get it? Got it? Good.

By: StratMan9000

StratMan9000 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:52:25 +0000

Win.

By: WikiLady

WikiLady — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:34:38 +0000

Cat bites can be fatal – all cats have a particular bacteria in their mouths that can cause a massive infection. My cat, who has been easygoing and docile for 8 years, bit me when she was startled by a slamming door while I was brushing her teeth. 4 days in the hospital, two surgeries, 6 weeks IV antibiotics. From a single cat bite.

Maggie knew that she’d done something wrong, too – she hid under the bed for nine hours.

All animals are capable of biting in the right (wrong?) circumstances.

By: BS

BS — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:06:47 +0000

Because everyone is afraid that the deadly cat is going to spread to your house.

By: tdwprulezd00d

tdwprulezd00d — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:35:44 +0000

if that really happened to you, that would make a good FML on fmylife.com =D

By: josh

josh — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:33:36 +0000

Logic win!

By: Mazz

Mazz — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:08:58 +0000

And when your neighbour’s house burns down, doesn’t it just piss you off that that’s YOUR tax dollars being spent putting HIS fire out?

By: Lili

Lili — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:57:06 +0000

So, your Max is venomous? A new breed that injects bacteria? In fact not a domestic but a half-bred Burmese Tiger?

That’s some cat bite; I’m surprised that he was released to you as any sort of a pet, if he was capable of inflicting that much damage and that un-socialised to do it.

By: SuiXide

SuiXide — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:18:38 +0000

You’re right. All his neighbors would. Tax dollars at work!

By: siobhan

siobhan — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:07:52 +0000

I would not bet on that…

By: n8

n8 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:05:51 +0000

Comprehension fail…

By: GHM

GHM — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:52:54 +0000

What in the hell does this even mean?

By: Wild Bill Hiccup

Wild Bill Hiccup — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:46:45 +0000

1 kitten + 1 shiny thing + 1 pitbull = (-1) kitten

By: frostfox

frostfox — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:03:24 +0000

Max bit me when I had owned him for three hours.
One cat bite = Two days in hospital, twelve hours IV antibiotics, one operation under general anaesthetic, one week on oral antibiotics, two weeks off work and six weeks physio.
All with no medical bill, thank you NHS.

By: Shadow Adler

Shadow Adler — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:56:35 +0000

Curse you! Beat me to it!

By: GazUtd

GazUtd — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:48:44 +0000

You see if you had a National Health Service you would not have had to pay that medical bill.
Also if you didn’t have a cat you would have more sense, stupid animals!

By: tr069

tr069 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:42:52 +0000

… + (-1 Kitten)