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its OH SHI– btw.
err, second?
Pfff, here’s the whole version of that video.
“that video”…, which video, if I may ask?
It’s….the link when you click my name…
….if it wasn’t for these meddling kids.
My only regret is that I have…Bonitis.
“I’ll be back soon!”
Also “Oh, I’ve done this a million times it’s safe!”
“what could possibly go wrong?”
“Ooh, what’s this button do?”
“I can make it!”
“how bad can it be?”
“i’m sure the water’s safe to drink”
“Don’t worry, I eat raw polar bear liver all the time!”
…Not that anyone’s ever said that, but it would lead to death.
Their best snipers couldn’t hit an elephant from this distance!
“just dont think about it”
I’m happy for ya,
Imma let you finish, but Beyonce…
This graph has been done already…..
hahaha yea that most likely killed his career!
And here I was thinking that was just a redneck thing…
Do we really need comment ratings to clutter up this place even more? It’s usually very clear what people around here think about the various comments.
Not to mention it’s just as cheatable as the ratings for the pictures. Maybe if they put a little tiny number with a + or – sign, and a little “rate comment” link, it’d be better… Like YouTube. I like that comment rating system.
NEVER MIND it’s not cheatable, I just checked. It probably only allows one vote/comment per IP address or something. But i’ve been wrong all day…
i have a laptop and a desktop i have just rated you down from my laptop, later i may do the same from my desktop
this has been done before…
Your comment was already done before, above.
this has been done before…
You forgot “I roofied your drink.”
How about “Oops” or “Uh-oh” those are definitely famous last words.
Under the “Oh Sh-” category
“No, please no don’t kill me-”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-”
on the 4th of july its “I think its a dud….”
Been done too many times already…
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist–”
Have you been looking for Alsaka?
I thought the exact same thing when I saw this graph!
“candlejack”
“What does this button do?”
“i can take him”
“Mwahaha! There’s no way you can defeat me now!”
How about “Hey guys! Watch this!
you forgot the oft used, “hey watch this”
Absolute, total fail.
The number one last words are “Hey, watch this!”
I didn’t even WANT to cefeat him …
“Quick! hand me that piano.”
- Tom are you okay?
- No he’s not!
- I’m okay.
- Sit down, sit down… don’t try to get up.
- I’m sorry guys.
HILARIOUS!
“My wife will understand…”
“…dear,it is not what it looks like!!”
Didn’t u realised that he broke his right foot??
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
“Hey y’all, watch this!”
what happened to ‘he can’t see us if we don’t move’ or ‘don’t be silly – there’s no curse!’
What about:
• “I wonder what this button does?”
• “Trust me, I’m a scientist!”
• “Of course it’s safe!”
• “Watch out for what?”
• “Duck? Where?”
• “Is this a joke?”
• “Fai-”
“Here, I’ll show you how a REAL man does it,”
“Its okay, I was a boy scout.”
“Its okay! The swarm of angry hornets won’t sting me if I just stand still!”
“What do you mean ‘TRUUUUUUCK!!’? I drive a minivan!”
“I think I’ll go listen to Britney Spears for an hour straight! Ooh, I’m gonna look so bada$$!”
“Its okay, the parachute still works.”
And the rarer “Houston, I think we have a problem.”
“It’s… over 9000?!?!?!?!?!”
Oh, and the third “Biggie Smalls”.
I can use all of those in one death lol.
Watch,Me:”Hey dude,hold my beer and watch this!”Me:*Goes up to villan.Me:”Prepare to die!”Villan:*uses lighting strike*Me:*dodges quick*Me:”Oh umm..sorry,it was a joke really.” Villan:”That`s what I thought.” Me:*runs away and bumps into brick wall*Girlfriend:”Oh honey!”"You need a hostpital”!Me:”Hostpital?pssh.”*Villan comes back*Me:”You`ll never defeat me!”Villan:”Bring it on!”Me:”Girlfriend,I have to fight this bad guy.”I love you.Girlfreind:*faints*Me:*Fires laser at villan*Me:”Ha!”Villan:Grrr…*presses red button*Me:OH SH-*BOOM*!See?Hope you liked it.
it’s villain, not villan