Comments on: Retail: The customer is always

By: Lonny James

Lonny James — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:10:26 +0000

The green portion of the chart is way to big…

By: Mystii

Mystii — Sun, 30 May 2010 18:06:59 +0000

Customers will complain about….A) you aren’t polite enough B) you mumble and C) you’re taking too long checking out the groceries.

By: Mystii

Mystii — Sun, 30 May 2010 18:02:32 +0000

haha sometimes, the customer is vain and rude and just…..an idiot

By: ClariPossum

ClariPossum — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:39:31 +0000

If the store is open that late, why not? Or does it close at 11?

When I worked evenings I’d do my shopping at all hours, because I was wide awake, it was easy to find a parking spot, and there weren’t 600 people in the store blocking every single item I was after with their cart while browsing the items around it.

By: ****

**** — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:39:37 +0000

you forgot just plain stupid.

By: cherokeekid

cherokeekid — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:31:25 +0000

I cant believe that you all let that nagged guy get you so worked up. He is clearly being antagonistic just for the hell of it. No matter what you say he is going to find someway to insult you or make a highly charged statement that is bound to piss someone off. Which helps to prove the point the graph is making, some people just like to ruffle other peoples feathers.

This graph is 100% true though I work at BK and we had a lady come and complain that he whopper jr. didnt look exactly like the picture on the menu. Here’s a fact for you all a lot of times when food is in a picture, such as a burger, a lot of the stuff is fake. That way the food looks immaculate so people will buy it. I am willing to guarantee that no food you get at a fast food restaurant looks like the picture on tv or whatever.

By: Darrell

Darrell — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:26:02 +0000

I think you’re onto something Nagged hubby. Retail workers would be less annoyed and more happy throughout the day if you and people like you stopped shopping there, which in turn would bring more customers, hopefully not imbeciles like yourself.

By: Darrell

Darrell — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:59:27 +0000

You’re wife Angelina, formally known as Donald in his/her(?) younger days…
The fact that if you are actually anything like what you’re portraying yourself to be like has me wondering why you would find it worth it to defend yourself on here, given how high and mighty you think of yourself. What do you gain by wasting you’re time if you’re so great and retail workers are just morons or whatever the hell else you were calling them? I think this comment area is more suited towards people who actually agree with the graph, cause it gives us a common interest to laugh about given how true it is. I don’t see where Fortune 500 Nagged Hubby really falls into line here.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:17:27 +0000

Hee hee another smock-jock joins the fray.

Huffing carbon monoxide from mommy’s basement furnace, I see. Can’t afford a sniffer?

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:13:40 +0000

Smock-jock is smocked.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:11:29 +0000

Original? That’s rich.

“Hur hur yer hed is up yer ass… hur hur.”

At least I had a mommy. You leaped fully fromed from the santorum abandoned by your father’s illicit consortium with Rush Limbaugh’s Thai migi-tran.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:06:08 +0000

But my grammar skills are superb, whereas yours blow syphilitic chipmunks. Or is your inability to grasp the English language simply one long continuous senior moment?

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:02:23 +0000

Wrong, as usual, I see.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 04:01:45 +0000

I know for a fact that YOU ARE an asshat, for one.

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:54:37 +0000

No…none of that stuff pisses me off at all. None of it is true.
You could try justifying as to how you really think that you have the right to act badly towards people and just what it is that you do that makes you so successful….

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:37:12 +0000

Your just pissed that it is original and you didn’t find a t-shirt to rip it off from…
Wait until your mommy does your laundry Jr and maybe you can catch up on your readind then

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:32:33 +0000

Delusional as usual I see….

By: KhromeKong

KhromeKong — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:28:17 +0000

What do you do that makes you more successful than the people your running down?

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:29:43 +0000

Does it piss you off that you failed so hard at life you’re sporting a BEA-UU-TIFUL blue apron while attempting to justify your worth as a human being on the interwebbies with someone obviously far superior in the intellect department?

“Clean-up, aisle FAIL.”

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:22:17 +0000

Paragon of originality, there, turbo.
“I know yours is but where is mine?” only works when we’re addressing the size of your *ahem* penis.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:18:52 +0000

For my wife Angelina, of course.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:14:03 +0000

It’s such a shame you struck out in the big little league game.

Too bad you can’t have a life redo, eh, senior?

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:29:24 +0000

Well…I’m still laughing and I’m doing it even more loudly now. You way overestimate your value if you think your pitiful little word of mouth campiagn would do much. And yes…I have seen just how much you can run your mouth. It still doesn’t make a difference. For every asshole ,like you, who does quit shopping,there will be two to replace you.
And almost 100% of the phucktards who say they are going to quitting shopping are the ones we all know we will see again in a week or so….
Does it piss you off to know that there are workers that will laugh at you like that?

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:19:42 +0000

I’m pretty sure with your head up your ass like that…you must be a self sealed system….
You will save money by performing your colonoscopies though…

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:10:42 +0000

That’s because he saw you carrying the same one and got pissed…

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:08:00 +0000

I’ll take that as a “yes” from you then….Sad…very sad…And if I didn’t get such a kick out of pissing that kind of customer off ,I’d stop to feel bad about it…

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:12:42 +0000

Peaked at 12, eh, senior?

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:10:22 +0000

From your anus to your… well, anus?

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:09:01 +0000

Sure there is. I can choose to not patronize your retail outlet, and can tell others to do the same. You’ll lose your customer base, and resultantly, your job.

Who’s laughing now, smock-jock?

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:02:49 +0000

Still can’t think of any witticisms of your own Jr….?

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:00:23 +0000

Passing the bong?

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 01:53:30 +0000

Again…You are the perfect customer to be rude to…You couldn’t do anything about it except to go where nobody knows you so you can mouth off…
And those rude retail people are laughing at you here as well…
Nothing you can do about it either….That’s the really funny part.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:49:25 +0000

Hey moronica, I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:48:19 +0000

You’re starting to sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:47:46 +0000

I like you. You remind me of when I was young, stupid, and broke.

Ahhhhh…. memories.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:46:58 +0000

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Oh wait…

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:48:39 +0000

Maybe large doses of lithium will help you Jr…
You’ve been laughing for no reason for weeks now…

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:17:44 +0000

OMFG! My comebacks? You fail so hard you know that HAX means! ROFLMAO!

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:13:16 +0000

Coan’t? When you bang your aunt in one hole while your uncle does the other?

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:11:13 +0000

Cry about your fail.

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:44:35 +0000

Jeezus Twat Twiddling Christ…your “comebacks” are getting lamer by the day.
Take your meds Jr….They’ll help you with the delusions one day.

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:32:15 +0000

When you come up with something original,let us know…

By: p0rk

p0rk — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:27:41 +0000

thank god i wasnt the only one to know this. everyone else have fun arguing on the internet.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:00:22 +0000

And StrangeMagic fails so hard you’re managing in retail.

I win the internet!

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:58:19 +0000

Hur hur hur!

You’re so dumb, you tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

By: Nagged hubby

Nagged hubby — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:55:23 +0000

Apparently you’re a masochist. I’ll play along!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

By: collegekitteh

collegekitteh — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:12:55 +0000

Nice one, StrangeMagic. He is dumber than a sack of hammers, ain’t he?

Oh, and Nagged Hubby? Before you flame my speech, that’s the way we speak here. Get used to it.

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:10:06 +0000

Doing a bad Carlos Mencia impression hardly counts as funny Jr…..
And your the best kind of customer to disrespect……You’d run away and snivel about it here.And then lie about things during the whining process.

I’d put money (and win) that you’d never talk to anybody in real life like you do when your safe behind keyboard…You know you’d get laughed right out of the place.

Your antics are boring now kid

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 08:52:59 +0000

Never said I was a owner Jr….But I am a manager.
I’d have you cleaning the restrooms…Just so you could be around something only a little bit more creative than you….That’ll last until you have to flush though.

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 08:48:40 +0000

See?… Nagged Hubby is a poser