Music and culture in chart form. Can you explain music and culture in charts?

 

« Previous | Next »


Things that happen during quiet moments in church


song chart memes

Things that happen during quiet moments in church

Graph by: cricker63501 via Graph Jam Builder

Incorrect source or offensive?
  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

» 32 TPS Reports

  1. Me says:

    More reasons not to go to church…

  2. Someone Normal says:

    Todd will be hitting on someone, telling her to look him up.

  3. Cancel reply says:

    If there’s a god, none of these would happen.

  4. whaat says:

    Another reason why the christians fail.

  5. That one guy says:

    There’s also the deafening crinkling of a mint wrapper.

    • aiv says:

      hahahaha–WIN! The mint wrapper is the same decibel level as breaking the little crackers during communion (when the crackers are passed around and the whole church does it all at once). I knew I was a goner at every communion service because I’d laugh through my nose when the group CRAACK occurred.

  6. spoiledbrat says:

    And you forgot cell phones ringing from pockets and purses.

    • Redneck_Rebel says:

      Darn, you beat me to it! Actually happened to me a while back, I forgot to turn my phone off and it started ringing, it was soo embarassing :|

      • katya514 says:

        At least I hope you didn’t answer it and start a conversation….(sadly, a visitor did just that one day during services.)

  7. Z says:

    He who farts in church sits in own pew.

  8. N. Fritz says:

    Then there’s the people who clip their fingernails!

  9. scarlet_letterman84 says:

    church? wat is this “church”??

  10. This Graph says:

    I wish I was a pie-chart. ;_;

  11. Jim Heckel says:

    I attend a traditional Catholic Mass every Sunday morning at 6:45AM, and have never encountered a screaming toddler, cell phone, fingernail clipper, or anything else like that. It’s a very quiet, solemn affair. The only sound you hear at all is the quiet Latin intonations from the altar.

    • This is not my name. says:

      Go to a more “local” Protestant type church. I mean, Latin? That is way to sophisticated for your pew farter.

  12. exactlE says:

    yeah my little brother is taking latin. it just doesn’t fit him too well you know?


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Newsletter Sign-up