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what if your deaf? Then this graph makes no sense.
What is my what was deaf?
in my attempt to beat the firstards I made a typo. No guts, no glory.
Looks more like a grammatical error than a typo. Just sayin’…
So YOU wanted to be first, made a typo, and called someone else a tard?
Are there any mirrors in your mother’s basement?
No sluts, no glory.
NO nuts, no whorey.
its not that we’re deaf, it’s that we have selective hearing.
Yep. I’ve learned that men do have selective hearing… it deserves studying.
Just flip the line on the vertical to get the Wife’s hearing. The only difference is that while she hears that the trash is full, she still expects husband to empty it
Exactly, the trash is full is just an astute observation. It is not a command or request and therefor requires no action.
Lol, win!
The only flaw with my fiance, is that we both know sign language, so there’s no excuse. But the garbage remains under the sink… hmm.
there should have been a superhuman level for lets have sex.
The best thing about it is that the wife can’t PROVE that you heard her.
That’s what makes them angry.
If you hear us saying “Let’s have sex” more often, we’ll hear “take out the trash” more often.
Yeah, right….
Possibly. (Adds another tally to ‘Number of intelligent people on ICHC’)
Perhaps if you helped more around the house, your wife would be happier with you and more amenable to sex.
Doesn’t take a genius to figure that out, yet this simple idea eludes so many men.
Listen.
^Burned!
@another husband – we tend to want to say “let’s have sex” more often if you take out the trash all on your very own like a grown up. My hubby understands this and is a very happy guy.
I’ll take out your garbage in that case.
Where do I sign up?
!first
Men really think we mean “the trash can is full” when we say “the trash can is full.” After less than a year of marriage I’ve learned he doesn’t get hints. “Honey, the trash is full, could you please take it out? I’m making dinner and need to watch it so it won’t burn” works a lot better.
As a guy, I personally understand hints but:
1) Don’t see the need for them.
2) Get annoyed (sometimes offended by them.
I don’t know why most women often use hints to ask for something. Like many guys, I think if you want something you can just ask for it. If my girlfriend uses hints with me, I’m going to get annoyed because I will think she wants a simple thing yet asks for it in such a complicated way
I may get offended, because I’ll be thinking along the lines of “Does she think I’m going to beat her or something if she asks me for something? Does she have such a bad opinion of me?”
I don’t know why women use hints so much. I’m curious about it, because it really makes no sense to me.
I know some women who do it in order to start fights (they know their husband/sons don’t get hints, so they say “the trash can is full” and then have an excuse to complain because “I asked you guys to take out the trash and non of you did it!).
But I don’t think all women use hints to start fights. So why?
I’m really curious…
Women use hints because they don’t want to sound like they’re nagging. Look at the messages above: ask a guy to do something and they tell you you’re nagging.
Letting the dinner burn and taking out the trash yourself doesn’t work either, since the guy won’t get that hint either *rolls eyes*.
My partner is great, there’s no nagging or hinting, when she sees the trash can is full, she empties it. When I see it’s full I empty it. Simple. Then again, we’re both women, perhaps that’s why we don’t play games like that.
gotta know why the hell do we alaways have to take the trash out? its not a complex task or one requiring strength (unless you have a 55 gal trashcan in the kitchen)? so why are men the only ones capable of taking out the trash, the rule at my house is if you fill it you take it out, this means if you put the last thing in the can and the lid dosnt close you take it out and put a new bag in, its a very simple concept.
Simpsons did it.
As a burger king employee, I’m very good at taking the trash out when it needs to be taken out. Eventually I hope to be married, and I gather that this trait will serve me well.
Not really.
Something about wedding cake seems to greatly restrict the desire of the wife to say “Let’s have sex”.
It really has nothing to do with how often the trash is taken out, whether done on your own initiative, or if prompted.
If a relationship changes after marriage, there was something wrong with the relationship in the first place.
Oh, too true!
It should be a bar graph. Those are not numbers. Please avoid making mistakes, god kills a kitten every time the wrong graph is used here. This means less lolcats.
amazing that something that is meant to be humorous pisses some of you off so much… a bit of guilt felt perhaps??
(Adds Another Tally) Got to eleven, thanks.
Too be fair, men drop hints sometimes too. Like, “It’s the evening and it’s finally cooled off outside, and now you decide to turn the a/c on???”
But to be fair again, I think the reaction to please turn the a/c off now would be a lot worse than can you take out the trash.
Oh yeah, then in the winter there is, “You have the thermostat turned up to 90 and you can’t bother to put on at least a light sweater?
So? I like my warmth, and am not prepared to put up with pointless nagging about thermostats. I’d sooner end the relationship than be lectured about my heater thermostat preferences.
Wrong graph type.
re paidia to koyrasate to thema!
WIN!
YES!!!
AGREED!
yup, that it is
Amen, bro!
(Adds Tally) 30!
not just “WIN” it is an “EPIC WIN”