Comments on: My life story:

By: fartmaster

fartmaster — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 13:24:20 +0000

weed. nothing about weed in the bible. and rastafari actually encorages it.

By: nyaneko

nyaneko — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:10:13 +0000

retard

By: wtf?

wtf? — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:36:39 +0000

seeing as there isn’t any proof that there even IS such a thing as hell,
how will you manage to get there?
and about the jail thingy: you know what they say: everything good in live is either immoral, fattening, or forbidden. (or something like that.)

By: catthatcantype

catthatcantype — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:40:20 +0000

You know, atheism can fix part of that problem.

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:09:31 +0000

The middle bit representing ‘so-and-so’s fit daughter’?

By: uhhhhh

uhhhhh — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:00:48 +0000

uhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Antarctican!

(sorry, Starsky beat me to the MP reference)

By: giskard

giskard — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:12:38 +0000

No.

By: Naoyusimi

Naoyusimi — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 06:35:44 +0000

I disagree with the first part of your statement; the second part rocks.

I’ll argue the first part as if I was a Christian (my argument is not with you, exactly; I imagine I’m arguing with someone who is a Christian):
I. Not paying child support
a) Treat others as you would want to be treated = broken.

By: erich

erich — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:19:53 +0000

WIN!

i didn’t think this graph could have been saved, but you, sir, deserve a medal.

By: The Shocker

The Shocker — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:49:15 +0000

I think I managed to accomplish this entire graph on my recent trip to Costa Rica. But I didn’t actually manage to get to jail. 10 colones gets you pretty far, and it includes getting you out of jail.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:58:35 +0000

well, OK, I guess the circles could be just things that he’s already considering, not every conceivable thing. not as bad as I thought.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:57:15 +0000

this is a funny concept, but a complete and utter failure as a graph. if the implication is that the vast majority of things this guy wants to do are illegal and immoral, fine. but he certainly doesn’t want to do EVERY CONCEIVABLE illegal and immoral act that a person could do, which is what it means when those circles are entirely in the larger one.

and what’s the point of having them overlap if you’re not going to label the created sections with other stuff? for example, not paying taxes could end you up in jail, but not hell. renouncing god could end you up in hell, but not jail. and in the middle, you could put “punching a priest in the face” or something.

funny idea, but just really poorly done.

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:47:09 +0000

Yeah.

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:24:02 +0000

I think people who don’t pay child support and drive drunk qualify for the hell of Judeo-Christian tradition; unfortunately, since I’m an atheist I have to deal with the fact that people who deserve damnation will just be dead.

By: Chad

Chad — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:52:39 +0000

Actually, you could read it as “I’d likely go to jail and/or hell for most of the things I’d like to do someday.”
Although it would be better if the Hell and Jail circles weren’t entirely in the pink one.

By: mojojo

mojojo — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:25:13 +0000

You’re calling him/her a troll when you post the same damn response every day?

By: mojojo

mojojo — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:23:42 +0000

That is just WRONG, but I can’t stop laughing.

By: mojojo

mojojo — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:21:59 +0000

it doesn’t HAVE to be marked. it’s just understood.

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:50:51 +0000

You’re obviously not a woman, troll.

By: Ash

Ash — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:09:59 +0000

Hell would need to be real first.

By: senrath

senrath — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:54:50 +0000

Actually, depending on your beliefs, and the reason for being AWOL, that might not send you to hell, but would probably send you to prison.

By: Starsky

Starsky — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:39:27 +0000

What? I don’t know! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh……..

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:27:12 +0000

I know they go over this on every venn diagram but I thought the size of the circle was completely unrelated to anything other than trying to be humerous

By: Devylan

Devylan — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:16:18 +0000

Are you sure? Maybe it’s so small that it’s microscopic.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:13:14 +0000

But sometimes our imaginations get the better of us, do they not?

By: D

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:09:37 +0000

I’m a woman.
But, I guess you’re not my type since when I saw this graph I thought “haha, me too”.

I think it’s a friggin’ great GraphJam.

By: Marekatt

Marekatt — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:00:44 +0000

My point exactly.

By: Me

Me — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:31:51 +0000

African or European sloth?

By: uhhhhh

uhhhhh — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:52:41 +0000

then shouldn’t you have said:
“The Jason likes to speak in third person”?

By: uhhhhh

uhhhhh — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:49:22 +0000

What’s the difference between sloth and sloth? Three toed? Giant? I suppose the first one would be a one toed sloth and the second would be a two toed sloth?

wait a minute…. i confused myself…

By: Jane

Jane — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:47:48 +0000

The person forgot to put a small circle outside of the green circle titled “Things I’ll actually do”

By: Orion Fury

Orion Fury — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:39:13 +0000

1. Greed/Sloth
2. Sloth
3. Gluttony

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:02:40 +0000

Can someone make a graph with which I’ll be able to show how awesome I am? I can’t work with this kind of material. You’re all wusses.

Any woman want a real man, look me up.

By: The Jason

The Jason — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:54:29 +0000

It’s The Jason…I like to speak in third person.

By: StCyr

StCyr — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:45:49 +0000

Public urination

By: nassty

nassty — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:29:34 +0000

in the middle should say “things related to my sexual orientation”

By: Mrs. Miggins

Mrs. Miggins — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:28:32 +0000

Eight year olds, dude.

By: ave satanas

ave satanas — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:58:21 +0000

Clearly someone’s a douchebag.

By: The Jason

The Jason — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:47:09 +0000

I think many people understand how truly awesome this graph is. Clearly someone has a Dream!

By: giskard

giskard — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:47:06 +0000

Hell is imaginary.

By: Foggy

Foggy — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:16:29 +0000

Therein is the joke. The author wants to do a bunch of things some day, and many of those things are immoral as well as illegal!

By: Overcast

Overcast — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:06:30 +0000

Why do those two both have to intersect if they’re already inside the big circle?

By: Me

Me — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:00:57 +0000

You have fun!!!

By: Me

Me — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:00:16 +0000

Failure to pay child support
Military AWOL
Maybe drunk driving

By: ave satanas

ave satanas — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:48:00 +0000

You fail @ graphing…

By: Lukas

Lukas — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:40:11 +0000

So you’d like to do all the stuff you’d go to hell or jail for? Dude, that’s sick.

By: Homer

Homer — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:37:34 +0000

So what do you get when you intersect the things that will send you to jail and the things that will send you to hell?

By: lulz

lulz — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:32:12 +0000

wow. you haz a evil!

By: Orion Fury

Orion Fury — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:26:51 +0000

There are things you can do that will get you in jail, but not hell?

By: CoreyCaffeine

CoreyCaffeine — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:25:16 +0000

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