Comments on: Benefits of Living Alone

By: Kass

Kass — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 21:46:10 +0000

AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAH!

By: The Godmother

The Godmother — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 18:02:41 +0000

What?? What makes you think that? Where would you get such a harebrained idea, break your a/c, the most it will do is cost more in gas mileage, thats it. You know posting that which you know nothing about will break your brain don’t you?

By: sdkks

sdkks — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:50:36 +0000

For me,
1-) Not naked but with underwears, or else summer at home is hard. Not lovely to touch the chair or couch by your bottom.
2-) I agree leaving the bathroom door open.
3-) Don’t have to argue or bother about sharing the bills. Don’t have to go through the feeling of being pissed off due to admitting paying things that you think which was the result of other one’s consume, for just being polite.
4-) None is raping your internet connection with P2P and download managers working at full throttle, preventing you from even displaying images, let alone watching videos and use VoIP / web conference…
5-)Freedom of farting.
6-)Freedom of many other things, that the display of it could be inappropriate.
7-)Food or drinks at fridge. Especially when you remember past roommates who are eager to consume but reluctant to pay or bothered to feel thankful before criticisizing you on little things that he doesn’t like in you. Don’t have to think of how to kick that asshole outta house or think of a place to move when you are running out of patience at times.

By: Juan

Juan — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 04:55:45 +0000

So TRUE!!!

By: woooh

woooh — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:12:16 +0000

I love you!

By: SM

SM — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:24:39 +0000

Well, If your parents would have thought about it, you wouldnot have been here saying this today.

By: Daliddlkid

Daliddlkid — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:55:57 +0000

Nudists moon each other by pulling their pants up.

By: Daliddlkid

Daliddlkid — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:53:27 +0000

Your “hubby” sounds like a dog.

By: Manda

Manda — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:15:20 +0000

Definitely. I sit here naked reading this.

By: Nait

Nait — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:01:29 +0000

i soo love to go around naked at home!

By: Workplace Boredom

Workplace Boredom — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:33:04 +0000

Yes, until your creepy neighbor spots you dancing around your room with nothing on but a baseball cap…

By: Nico

Nico — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:18:39 +0000

How true

By: antithesisofpop

antithesisofpop — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:44:08 +0000

Another good one to add would be “making whatever the hell I want to eat whenever the hell I want to eat it.” Black bean and chicken quesadillas and corona for breakfast! Ahhh….sunday

By: Malandros

Malandros — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:01:28 +0000

Heck, I have 2 roommates and it doesn’t keep me from walking around naked if I feel like it. Them too. *shrug*

By: Emillie

Emillie — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:36:54 +0000

Eff that. I’m a 20 year old girl and I live with four guys and I walk around mostly naked all the time. Given, this drives all four of them insane so it’s actually kinda fun.

By: I_hate_roommates

I_hate_roommates — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:19:14 +0000

The graph is also missing sizable sections for “not being stiffed by roommates for various bills” and “significantly increased lifespan for your furniture and dishes.” Of course, the downside is no one to split cable and internet bills with (the exact reason why I have neither at my current place).

And I am not so sure about “infinite privacy” or not worrying about making noise as even if you don’t have roommates you still most likely have neighbors.

By: Morn

Morn — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:25:46 +0000

Your post would be a lot funnier if you included a lot of misspellings and word breaks at random places…

By: catgirl

catgirl — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:56:23 +0000

I actually came to the comments to add that, but you got to it first. Also, sometimes I like to eat cake for dinner or pizza for breakfast, and no one is around to tell me not to.

By: catgirl

catgirl — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:55:15 +0000

Many people who live alone also have jobs and other activities. If they died, it would generally take only a day for someone to notice.

By: Bee

Bee — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:06:48 +0000

That also; watch porn whenever I want wherever I want.

By: Caoimhe

Caoimhe — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:00:50 +0000

Yes yes yes!

Flatmate has been in Italy for a week, so I’ve been leaving dishes by the sink overnight, going to the loo with the door open, showering with the door open (and hey now my room is less damp and smells better!), and frequently sitting in the front room where I get interwebs in my panties.

SO good!

Just miffed because he’s back some time today, and I don’t know when, so can’t go take a final open-doored shower as he’ll clearly come back whilst I’m in the middle of it…

Definitely want a place of my own! Damn rental prices.

By: Woha

Woha — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:22:37 +0000

Thank you kind sir

By: Shalindria

Shalindria — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:12:12 +0000

nudists make their roommates uncomfortable by wearing clothes.

By: MLD

MLD — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:23:56 +0000

halfway through BY her dog *sigh* While yours is more amusing, it’s a reading comprehension fail

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:41:36 +0000

SHUN THE CLOTHES-WEARER

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:40:26 +0000

Maybe you misidentified the task at hand? Really, a few minutes and you can alter his entire body chemistry to the point where he may even go unconscious, and you can get back to whatever it is you wanted to get done.

By: ai

ai — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:38:58 +0000

can watch porn without being disturbed

By: fish eye no miko

fish eye no miko — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:16:41 +0000

Yeah, I never close the door to do my business. My front door is closed and locked, why do I need to close the bathroom door?

By: Courtney

Courtney — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:17:56 +0000

I have roommates and i never wear clothes… i think they might want to kick me out of the house…

By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:03:39 +0000

see, that’s what i was thinking. I think walking around naked is overrated

By: Sam

Sam — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:02:46 +0000

totally!!!

By: Frosty

Frosty — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:59:25 +0000

I live with my family and I STILL walk around nekkid when I want. HOORAY FOR BRA-LESS TUESDAY!

By: Xenmstr

Xenmstr — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:50:43 +0000

DEATH TO THE TROLL!

By: ArchStanton

ArchStanton — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:27:26 +0000

But it’s no fun when you can’t share.

By: Greymoya

Greymoya — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:44:05 +0000

I do this too…

1) put my purse away
2) say hi to the dogs
3) get nekkid

NO exceptions!

By: fish eye no miko

fish eye no miko — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:40:29 +0000

After hearing horror stories of things like that (and even worse, being injured and not being able to get help), I’ve made a deal with my sister (who lives near me) to talk to her every day. Just cuz you live alone doesn’t mean you can’t have friends and/or who can be th4ere for you if you need it.

By: Raven

Raven — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:35:47 +0000

When I lived alone… the first thing I would do when I got home was remove those silly bits of clothing. Hahaha

By: Casa

Casa — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:02:07 +0000

YES! it’s not just me ^^

By: brodie

brodie — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:55:40 +0000

Well, if you die, no one notices until you start to stink. And there aren’t that many great dinner-for-one recipes. Other than that, living alone rocks.

By: brodie

brodie — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:53:53 +0000

Yeah, but you can’t do that naked. Well, you COULD, but I’d advise against it. Therefore, living alone wins.

By: Jadeder

Jadeder — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:23:18 +0000

i can never get the task at hand done because the hubby is trying to hump me. thats one downside to walking around naked in front of your significant other.

By: Jadeder

Jadeder — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:21:55 +0000

halfway through your dog? da heck were you doing with your dog?!?!?!?

By: green bean

green bean — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 18:15:53 +0000

You forgot farting freely without worrying about getting caught or killing everyone else in the room

By: Greymoya

Greymoya — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:46:54 +0000

Not so much for the roommate though. Been there done that, ICK.

By: Greymoya

Greymoya — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:46:01 +0000

I was about to post the same thing!

Last night i came home and started to change into my jammies, but got distracted halfway through by my dog. I had done the dishes and put in a load of laundry before realizing I was walking around topless, lol!

By: lbl03c

lbl03c — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:17:42 +0000

hmm…can’t think of anything.

By: lbl03c

lbl03c — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:16:37 +0000

love this graph. lovelovelocelovelove it! I may never have roommates again.

By: bunnyrut

bunnyrut — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:46:51 +0000

walking around naked in front of your roommate is fun too

By: leaftorn

leaftorn — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:38:07 +0000

this is true unless you live in a nudist colony

By: Rika

Rika — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:16:07 +0000

so true