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first?
Are getting paid to do this?
Are you…
Are you ?!
Are you!?!??!!??!
are you?
really
YOU ARE?!
I’m getting paid to do your mom.
You’re a gigolo?
No because that’s a lousy job. He just steals her money and claims that she paid her when asked in court
Purgatory doesn’t exist. Sorry to burst your bubble or whatev
purgatory does
eighty second?
God Dammit!!
thank god heaven or hell don’t exist!…
life would really suck
Tru dat.
Dumbass atheist GET A RELIGION
Your gonna be mad when you burn in hell buddy
oh, and I suppose the invisible sky fairy is giving you a charter flight to magical-happy-cloud-land being an intolerant dumbass?
Dude, there’s good, there’s bad. You know that thing inside you that makes you different from some ape or something? It’s called a spirit. It’s going somewhere when you die, it’s not like you’re just going to power off and be nonexistent.
But the happy-cloud-sky-fairy-sparkely- unicorn thing is definitely taking the Book of Revelation out of context and looking at it from the wrong viewpoint.
how would you know your “soul” doesnt just power down? have you ever died?
i died once…rather strange experience…kinda like sleeping!
Good and bad inside you have absolutely nothing to do with a “spirit” (whatever that is). The concept of good and evil is a human construct as it developed consciousness. And YES dude, like it or not, we ARE
(…) going to power off and be nonexistent. Just enjoy life for as long as you’re able to.
Stupid friggin’ mormons…
Actually, It is called a brain. We are self-aware creatures, and so, to set ourselves apart from those creatures that we believe are dumb, we give them a special something. You call that a spirit. I don’t give a sh*t but the faster we can shatter this illusion we have woven ourselves, the better.
wow you’re a great witness, cussing everywhere and all……..
Seriously? You’ve got nothing better to do than insult people because they don’t believe the same nonsense as you do? Get a life…
You just said “Thank God”. I think that means that if God exists, heaven and hell do exist. By the time you’re burning slowly in the equivalent of thermite x Infinity you’ll regret it. ALL of it.
Are you a christian? Because i thought you preached love and forgiveness… HATEFUL BASTARDS.
LoL!
um… you’re thanking GOD that heaven doesn’t exist??? FAIL.
you’re officially a dumb ass.
god can exist without heaven or hell. he can control everything on earth, keep it running, but everyone dies at some point, souls and all.
also s/he might have done that on purpose!
uhm.
wow.
“Thank God heaven and hell don’t exist”
IRONY.
that’s all i gotta say.
You suck
*not getting married*
twice*
I don’t think ya’ll have anything to worry about.
dunno… i didn’t lol. graph fail
U not married?
Or just not married to a fat chick, one or the other.
“Dio” should be between Heaven and Hell.
And Doom for Hell and Earth
Or Mortician…
+1
And Belinda Carlisle for between Heaven and Earth
That’s what I was thinking!! Or “totally awesome tour”
eh?
This is one of the better ones I’ve seen lately.
Heaven + Earth = Heaven on Earth…. OMG NO WAII!
I would have put some example of heaven on earth and hell on earth, but I suppose everybody has their own idea about what that constitutes.
……………..what?
Meh. For me marriage is just regular heaven. I’m sorry other people got a bad deal.
You’re doing it wrong
Your FACE is doing it wrong. OH burn
+2000
Purgatory is between Earth and Hell. Beula is between Earth and Heaven. There is no overlap between Heaven and Hell. Also, marriage does not exist in heaven.
But I guess it was just supposed to be a joke…
There IS a mix between hell and heaven, shown here:
Apparently, Americans aren’t allowed to watch this video, due to copyright restrictions. At least, that’s what the words on the black screen tell me.
Lol copyright restrictions wtf?
Yeah, I know, right?
Pretty strange.
*ahem* but that’s some artist’s conception of how to sell commercial time, not something you can really go by. Can I get an AMEN
I have no idea what you’re talking about OR what your religion is. Whatever it is, you need to be set straight.
Purgatory does not exist, we do something wrong we deal with it until we get right with God and whoever else it concerns.
Heaven on Earth is a figure of speech.
Same with Hell on Earth.
But what the crap is Beula?? There IS nothing between Earth and Heaven OR Hell except your judgment. Unless that’s what you meant
Hell on Earth has gotta be the TV-Show “Married… with Children”…
blah blah blah…….. look at you’re reasons for marrying and having kids then talk to me.
I don’t know, I think Earth is a combination of heaven and hell…
Same here.
That’s one way of looking at it, but it’s actually a heaven. It sounds like confusingly stupid junk but I’d have to explain it which I’d suck at so I’m not going to explain it.
I think overlapping heaven and hell was just representing that neither are earthly in any way. And they do exist, I’m sorry to say you’re going to find out the hard way tr069. Marriage for the right reason(s) IS heaven on earth. If it’s not, *YOU’RE* doing it wrong, actually.
Ah. Another Christian self-righteously proclaiming he’s right and everyone else is wrong. I’ll run right out and worship the God that makes them act like that!
c&d has a brain unlike you atheist people who depress me when in the same room. What do you beleive in SCIENTOLOGY?!?!?! lol
I’m not sure you have any idea what Scientology actually is, but just because someone doesn’t believe in your religion, doesn’t mean they are wrong.
Believe it or now, the religion you follow and think so highly of was actually created by people. Even if there was a god, it certainly never expressly stated that religions should be where they are today. If you and c&d have brains at all, you’d use them to question everything someone tells you…especially that preacher on Sunday. I’d say the ones mindlessly spouting out religious garbage are the ones with no brain.
not*
The second paragraph should say “Believe it or not”
face it.
EVOLUTION IS A FAITH, OR IN OTHER WORDS, A RELIGION.
So I can tell you that you’re the one spouting the frickin mindless garbage, okay?
And whether you want to admit it or not, you’re only saying that because you’re afraid.
Afraid that you’re actually wrong and you’re ending up somewhere you REALLY don’t want to be and you’re too afraid to commit to doing something.
Don’t bother to deny it.
Find me the fossil of Jesus Christ and then we’ll talk…
Okay, first of all, believing in some supreme being has nothing to do with having a brain. Everyone has a brain, some people just don’t have a mind, like, say, you for instance.
Second of all, atheism and scientology are two different things. If you’re going to complain about something, you should at least know what it is.
See, this is why religious stuff like that graph shouldn’t be in places like this! Idiots like Tedoodeh are sure to come along and tell everyone they’re stupid for not being the same as them!
Self righteous my BUTT!!!! Let’s not get me started on YOUR statement, okay?
Guys, you’re thinking too much. It’s just that marriage covers it all: the best, the ordinary and the very worst. I have 18 years experience!
Obviously you’ve never met my ex-wife…
You need to come talk to me. I’m sure nothing you can come up with will ever do it all for you.
hehehe….. Mawige… is what bwings us togevewe….. today
anybody?
LOL!
Not shown: Parenting. Wait, there it is, it’s the part that says “Hell.” ::sigh::
You’re doing it wrong…being a parent is one of the greatest things I’ve ever done. There’s something amazing about watching a child grow and learn. Yes, there are a great number of “hellish” times, but the good ones vastly outweigh the bad.
Of course. It just seems like hell when you have an unmarried unemployed adult daughter living with you.
The granddaughter however is strictly marvelous.
You need HELP!!!!!!!
Kids are a blessing okay?
And here I was thinking that this was meant to be a humorous site…. seriously, you people are taking it all way too seriously
People show what they believe, and what they believe is important and should be challenged. If a belief doesn’t withstand the challenges, guess what?
Dude…chill out. Everybody is entitled to their opinions. What was an amusing graph is ruined by posters arguing…silly me, I thought this only happened on AOL articles.
i think someone’s a little butt hurt their wife stopped cooking for them naked
I for one (no offense to anyone else) do not believe in hell. Although, just as it says in the Bible, I do believe in heaven. And as for dying and going to heaven, like it says in Revelations 14:1, only the anointed 144,000 will go to heaven (these people are to be chosen by God). As for everyone else, as Jesus said in Luke 23:43 to the man beside him on his torture stake and in John 3:16, everyone else will be in paradise after Armegedon, and live in perfection (as in, no death, no sin, no sickness, no crime, etc….). I now it all sounds like a crazy dream that I just cooked up, but I’m willing to stake my life on the fact that it’s true! All you have to do is read the Bible………………
When i see heaven and hell i think of dio +black sabbath
I clicked expecting a religious debate. Congratu-f**king-lations. You did not disappoint.