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That is so true! (As a side note, I hope you are referring to doing a #2, as 4 minutes of doing your business seems excessive for a #1).
Braggart.
+690 points.
dont u mean port-a-potty
same difference, port a john is a brand. I’ve seen yellow and brown ones which really disgust me. ew.
I usually try to snorkel air from the small vents…
hahahah *glares username*
A port-a-john will forever smell much better than those squat toilets in China!
According to my experience, standing in line takes much more time.
Along with the task to get out of the knocked over portaloo without touching anything….
most definitely the standing in line time is to short…
usually at a rock festival the “standing in line” part is several times longer than all other parts combined…
Side note, time waiting totally depends on venue. Have absolutely waited waaaaaaay too long for one of those things…
().() 11 minutes!!??
Some of the things can be done concurrently
4 minutes? I don’t care if it’s no. 1 or no. 2, you move quickly. 1/2 minute pulling your pants down? You may need some practice or coaching.
Pulling your pants down w/out touching anything in such a closed in space surrounded by all that human filth can be a bit tricky and might actually take some practice to perfect. It would also depend on the size of the individual.
Yeah, this should be under 1 minute total. And I’d like to know what sort of benevolent soul would dare to clean the seat rather than leave it untouched.
And if it’s a women’s port-a-loo, that waiting time is >30 minutes, usually closer to an hour if it’s an event. Sucks even more when you have a small child who can’t hold on that long!
What about the time spent reading graffiti? Or is that hidden in the “pants dropping” time?
But aren’t the last two concurrent?
Math fail. The holding your breath time should equal the total of all other time designations.
TB = TL + TCS + TPD + TDB
NERRRRRRRRRD!
You hold your breath the whole time you’re in line?
Yes. If at all possible.
never been there :-<
Err… no. Why would you hold your breath while waiting in line.
Oh I know why, because you fail, just like you.
What’s a Port-a-John? These mobile plastic toilets?
You totally forgot “Building a Nest” so your bum doesn’t have to touch the seat.
Missed the ‘being rescued by paramedics, who are having a difficult time holding thier breath while laghing and taking video for YouTube, after you have passed out from breath-holding and fallen headfirst into toilet which was the only toilet during the annual Mexican vs. Indian spicy food contest.’ But I guess I can see why.
Ya well if it takes the average person 5 minutes and you only wait one minute meaning there was no line and just got there in time for the wipe. Makes partial sense to me but ok. And cleaning seat you would have to be prepared with lysol of industrial cleaners to clean that up.
Once you learn to pee outside, the world is your toilet. Just sayin’.