Comments on: What World of Warcraft players desperately need

By: Person

Person — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 11:54:52 +0000

Actually, Mountain Dew is really good. It OWNS Sprite.

Correction FAIL FAIL!

By: Vorgok

Vorgok — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 17:22:42 +0000

Okay jeez you guys World of Warcraft is not that bad you can not make these statements without having played the game first, I played for two years and the average I played it a day was only an hour. And the whole time I had a girlfriend….as for the mountain dew, I must admit I’m guilty

By: Junatoknilol

Junatoknilol — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 02:04:06 +0000

Most people I notice are already fat losers, no life, etc. BEFORE they get into WoW. Its more something they turn to after they realize they have no real life friends, GF’s etc.

Also: G.I.R.L. = Guy In Real Life

By: WOW is L-A-M-E

WOW is L-A-M-E — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 08:20:28 +0000

Sounds like you married into a family that seriously needs to get a life.

By: lycos

lycos — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:59:00 +0000

FOR THE HORDE!!!

hehe sorry….

By: 123

123 — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:01:24 +0000

This should totally be a Venn Diagram

By: Jake

Jake — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:30:50 +0000

Dear god, I quit WoW a few months ago. But I agree, special Mountain Dew is the least any gamers need. What they do need is themed cola

By: John Curd

John Curd — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 21:42:30 +0000

they desperately need a girlfriend/boyfriend…

By: Metallica and Chuck Norris

Metallica and Chuck Norris — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 04:34:47 +0000

Seriously this is turning into a wow forum but what the people need is
-Metallica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Blackened!!!!)
-Chuck Norris
-More Cowbell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Max

Max — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:12:01 +0000

RS isn’t any different from any game out there. Simply put: ITS A GAME. Funny thing is, everybody will call you a nerd, more so than if you play WoW, if you say you play RS.

Btw, its 7.95 now. Just wanted to throw that in.

By: JinPachi

JinPachi — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:20:38 +0000

uuh… i dont mean to b*tch, but gaming is a legit hobby, WoW players just can take it TOO far.

By: stick2012

stick2012 — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:48:01 +0000

That is true ,but I think sleep should be the most.

By: BeBoop Redux

BeBoop Redux — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:01:57 +0000

So you’re saying that people that work on cars, make music, paint, and read books aren’t doing hobbies at all? Hmm… It makes soo much more sense now. Thanks!

“if it also includes running around a patch of grass with a little ball.”
That’s called a sport buddy.

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:48:00 +0000

Shes also the voice of Meg on family guy…

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:10:37 +0000

“purple- less lag in dalaran”

i wish i could hug people on the internetz. i shall just award yuze with pluss 17 internetz

By: Aggie

Aggie — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:30:33 +0000

Haha, what Leffe and Nash said, why did you bother to type all that if you’re the one saying get out and see the world? It’s all been said by them, so I’m just going to stress that all that text could be used against you, it’s all just hypocritical.

By: Aggie

Aggie — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:23:03 +0000

Haha indeed Maybe some day people will notice that the population of nerds that play WoW is actually smaller than those who are normal people ;P Although it’s funny to see the expression on people’s faces when I tell them I play WoW, I wonder when I’ll get bored of that.

By: Todd

Todd — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:00:46 +0000

why dosen’t anyone out there take girls seriously oh and if your looking for a real man call me

By: zippycat

zippycat — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:56:59 +0000

i am hot when i was in highschool everyone who was friends with my mom would tell her i’m going to break a lot of hearts

By: Etaurn

Etaurn — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:18:12 +0000

And you need to go outside more than the “WoW Players” do. Honestly, do we try to tell you how to run your life?

By: wouldbewarford

wouldbewarford — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:13:29 +0000

Thank you!

By: Izzik

Izzik — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:16:10 +0000

Seconded.

By: Rather be raiding

Rather be raiding — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:26:49 +0000

The one inhabited by idiots who seem to be under the impression that a game that is played for enjoyment and often requires co-operative work in a team only counts as a hobby if it also includes running around a patch of grass with a little ball.

By: What?

What? — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:15:40 +0000

Directed towards the original commentor of course, not you SMDCO9.

By: What?

What? — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:14:24 +0000

WTF? How does this graph have anything to do with what you just said? You shouldn’t assume things, because it makes an “Ass” out of “u” and “me”. Zing.

By: ultratog1028

ultratog1028 — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:48:53 +0000

you should have but “a new hobby”. a lot of Wowers think that it is thier hobby.

By: Jenaroo

Jenaroo — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:29:29 +0000

Don’t need: Jobs that take up 12 hours of their day after 8 AM and force you into this lifestyle… as you’re only going to be waking up 8 hours later anyway.

Teaching is a scary world. A scary, scary world.

..of warcraft.

By: Lasthcompany

Lasthcompany — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:36:10 +0000

I play RS. At least its not as addictive as WoW and i get more excersise while walking 2 school than Phys. Ed. . Runescape is Changing as always and is still $5.95. Try it in HD, or watch Runescape-themed vids on youtube.

By: Sick of it!!!

Sick of it!!! — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:15:06 +0000

Okay! All non-WoW players give real players crap and I am damn sick of it!!!

(I am a guy, but I know plenty of WoW players who are women, and granted many of them are better than many men I know who play)

1. I don’t need any more exercise. I hike, and jog very frequently. I also will be taking a work out class in school this year. So, no.

2. I don’t need much sleep to go on normally, generally I wake up if I sleep over 8 hours. So that is a no.

3. I could get a g/f but I don’t feel the need to have one right now. And WoW is not holding me back. So, that is also a nooooo.

4. I read ( I spend many more hours doing this than playing WoW), draw, like to take hikes, swim, and like to jog. I am in 10th grade in high school, so I spend a lot of time with school also, I keep a 4.0 gpa so. In a few months I will be in a school play and that takes most of my time up. Don’t say I don’t need hobbies -cause- I really do have more than WoW.

5. I like Mt. Dew plain andf simple, not for caffine, but for the taste. Making a Mt. Dew flavor based on a game I like to play is cool and yeah. So yet another no for your graph.

So lets take in all those. 1..2..3..4..5 no’s for that graph. So all those that are true equal zero…

This graph is total crap and I am sick of people who don’t play WoW giving people crap. You people who do this to others are the ones with no lives. No matter how many hobbies you have, how much you exercise, if you have boyfriend/girlfriend, or how much sleep you get, if you do this you really need to get a life instead of beeing so prejudice against us.

WoW takes great mental thinking between organizing your own attacks to give you more damage/second. To memerizing other attacks from different classes in PvP.

So shut the hell up about WoW unless you actually know something about it that is true!!!!!

By: Bear Cat Cow

Bear Cat Cow — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:50:47 +0000

You are all dumb hipster internet jockeys spouting out “fail” and “win” like it was 2005.

By: Kimiku

Kimiku — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:20:02 +0000

why is like, 80% of all the wow players commenting female? i sense a trap…

By: Kimiku

Kimiku — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:18:01 +0000

you dont even have mammal friends.

By: Kimiku

Kimiku — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 04:14:36 +0000

agreed! >U

By: lolcatmakefuny

lolcatmakefuny — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:17:38 +0000

SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!

By: Just Me

Just Me — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:31:52 +0000

Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70′s show) is a self described WoW addict. Last time I checked she was a girl and a hot one at that. I’m pretty sure she works, has other hobbies, gets sleep, gets exercise and probably doesn’t have much difficulty finding a date. Hell, I’d date her if my husband didn’t mind. http://www.comicbook.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mila_kunis_stuff.jpg

By: Personage

Personage — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:09:54 +0000

*still a girl*

By: Personage

Personage — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:06:55 +0000

Epic Win.

By: Pshaw

Pshaw — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:19:54 +0000

What’s WoW?

By: thiazzi

thiazzi — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:53:47 +0000

Translation:

1. I have a boyfriend that I talk to exclusively online. I will never meet him.
2. I’m a fat pig that buys into anything marketed towards me.
3. I get a full night’s sleep almost every night because I have no friends to keep me out late.
4. I do lots of things by myself in my room!
5. My only friends are companion mammals.
6. I get trolled on the internet.

By: Chez_Burger Inc.

Chez_Burger Inc. — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:07:13 +0000

I ditched both of those (for about an hour after starting my deathknight) FOR THE SCOURGE!!!!!!!!!

By: SMDC09

SMDC09 — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:01:08 +0000

Well then. Since you get on here simply to watch the stupid things other people post simply to say something foolish about them, III should assume that your comments are proof that you stay on the computer all day long finding vulnerabilities is posts, have no life outside your computer, don’t know what a girl looks like except your mum, have no idea what a hobby is, and drown yourself in mountain dew.

By: Haganizer

Haganizer — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:41:27 +0000

I am a WoW player, and I have a few things to say.
1. I do exercise, and am in good shape, and am a fairly attractive man.
2. I get my full 8 hours.
3. I have a beautiful girlfriend, who also played WoW
4. WoW is one of my hobbies.
5. The Mountain Dew tasted pretty good, and those flavors would have been released anyways, whether WoW themed or based on something else.

These are the views of myself and many WoW players. Just because you or someone you know over did it doesn’t mean every does. Most are perfectly healthy and active people. Imagine, if you will, taking time that would be spent watch insipid shows on TV and instead spending them on something that requires brain activity and social interaction.

And South Park IS NOT a relevant source of information.

By: ****

**** — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:43:23 +0000

erm… girls play wow too dude. it’s called a brain, get one.

By: ****

**** — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:40:08 +0000

good for you. but fyi. no one really cares. I used to play wow and I still find this funny.

By: ****

**** — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:38:07 +0000

hahaha my bf got me into to playing and then i finally got him out of it. thank god.

By: simplehungrybroke

simplehungrybroke — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:52:50 +0000

this is hilarious. like those women would even play and/or buy that mountain dew.

By: Ubelmage

Ubelmage — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:33:27 +0000

Green – Total hours spent by idiots making fun World of Warcraft in general
Purple – Total hours spent by people enjoying MMORPGS
Red – Percentage of WoW players who are true super nerds that deserve to be heckled relentlessly
Orange – The color of Cheetos, which is win
Blue – How the people who make fun of WoW players feel, because you have to be at least depressed to make fun of the people who fit into that red category. . .

By: Morn

Morn — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:33:06 +0000

WIN WIN WIN

By: Morn

Morn — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:30:13 +0000

For you and a number of other people in this thread the author of teh graph should have included one more slice – “Sense of Humor”.

By: Morn

Morn — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:17:14 +0000

No, you were right the first time – it tastes like goo.

Correction FAIL.