Comments on: Successfully unscrewing

By: Milderly

Milderly — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 23:52:36 +0000

And this relates how? It looks like you copied a Wikipedia page to show everyone that you know who Homer is.

And to first commenter: Good for you

By: Giga_Platypus

Giga_Platypus — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:49:10 +0000

the average person has a 10% chance of unscrewing current political issues. I would wanna try the pregnant lady first.

By: colBoh

colBoh — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:34:19 +0000

I LOSFL’ed (Laughed Out So Freakin’ Loud)

By: Div

Div — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:14:19 +0000

Ouch.

By: Div

Div — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:13:33 +0000

The Iliad (Greek: Ἰλιάς, Iliás) is an epic poem recounting significant events during a portion of the final year of the Trojan War — the Greek siege of the city of Ilion (Troy) — hence the title (“pertaining to Ilios”). In twenty-four scrolls, containing 15,693 lines of dactylic hexameter, it tells the wrathful withdrawal from battle of Achilles, the premiere Greek warrior, after King Agamemnon dishonoured him — an internecine quarrel disastrous to the Greek cause. This poem establishes most of the events (including Achilles’s slaying of Hector) later developed in the Epic Cycle narrative poems recounting the Trojan War events not narrated in the Iliad and the Odyssey.[1]
The Iliad, and its sequel, the Odyssey, are attributed to Homer, but his sole authorship is doubted by some scholars who think the poems exhibit different poetic styles (dialect, idiom, metre) which may indicate several authors, a presumed characteristic of the Ancient Greek oral tradition. [2] Twentieth century scholars dated these poems to the late-ninth and early-eighth centuries BC, [3] notably G. S. Kirk, Richard Janko, and Barry B. Powell (who links its transcription to the invention of the Greek alphabet); however, Martin West and Richard Seaford, posit either the seventh or the sixth centuries BC, as the composition time(s) of this oldest extant literary work of Ancient Greece.
The titles of the poem — the Greek Iliad and the Latin Ilium — derive from the city’s name. The Trojan War subject-title derives from the English Troy, derived from the Greek Τροία and Troía; and the Latin feminines Troia and Troiæ, each denominates the State whose capital is Ilium. Moreover, Kauffman posits that the Ilios city-name derives from Wilusa, a Hittite region-name.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 18:06:59 +0000

Yes they do. I get them from the dry cleaners all the freaking time.

By: cougartrax

cougartrax — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 05:25:38 +0000

sure, why the hell not? I mean, it’s not like the ones by “adults” aren’t in bad taste too.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:06:43 +0000

That would be even better! You should try it.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:04:17 +0000

and the miniskirts w/ thigh-highs and stillettos

hey, i figured since you’re “Not G-rated…”

By: teguki

teguki — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:27:05 +0000

4 and 5 should be reversed…

By: The Object

The Object — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:54:46 +0000

Perhaps we can buy them in bulk at the Costco.

By: cipher_nemo

cipher_nemo — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:10:34 +0000

This is in clearly very bad taste. Are we promoting graphs done by teenagers now?

By: Jared C

Jared C — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:52:33 +0000

*FACEPALM*

By: My soda has a dead mouse in it

My soda has a dead mouse in it — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:39:06 +0000

“unfunny” ftw!

By: Valiant Defender

Valiant Defender — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:13:49 +0000

So funny! I had to say something. Perhaps the political category should go into the negative percentile? Is that mathematically possible? If not, even better!

By: Nulono

Nulono — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:45:09 +0000

Don’t think they actually make wire hangers anymore.

By: goondar

goondar — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:15:15 +0000

Depends on what your definition of “wake up”. Been out of bed for hours, but only just became conscious.

By: Not G-rated

Not G-rated — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:56:05 +0000

So you wear the pants in the relationship

By: Devylan

Devylan — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:54:29 +0000

Yeah, sometimes they can be a bit tricky, and yeah, I’m a woman, but sometimes I have to help my husband open stuff, too. Lol.

By: Jon's Papa

Jon's Papa — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:25:04 +0000

Obviously I forgot to have the birds and the bees talk with you.

By: rilol

rilol — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:31:25 +0000

Genius

By: Maithiu

Maithiu — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:01:48 +0000

damn I was going to say that

By: Zephr

Zephr — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:32:49 +0000

I dunno, we have an awful lot of politicians. It may take more than one pair of vice grips to get through them all.

By: Madsen

Madsen — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:06:33 +0000

You screwed it, you can’t unscrew it!

(I can’t believe nobody said that yet!)

By: wut

wut — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:06:03 +0000

$500? That is one expensive coat-hanger.

By: Casa

Casa — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:07:36 +0000

I laughes my ASS off!!! oh this was a GOOD one! ^^

By: anonymiss

anonymiss — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:18:07 +0000

And a damn big commitment.

Once you pop, you can’t stop… eh?

By: anonymiss

anonymiss — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:16:55 +0000

As in: “your pregnant ex girlfriend”

By: badcat

badcat — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:11:08 +0000

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:52:32 +0000

I know that in Kazakhstan they’re performed with hydrogen torches.

By: lolMiel

lolMiel — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:18:55 +0000

That’s still about $500 down the drain.

(Could that be a horrible pun? I’m not sure. Don’t really know how abortions are performed. Regardless, lol.)

By: TheObject

TheObject — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:03:24 +0000

A pair of vice grips can push the first 4 categories up to 100%, I’ve not tried them on the fifth. But I’m certain that they will prevent any future screwing.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:30:43 +0000

My Blue Heaven classic! Sweet graph!

By: Lalas

Lalas — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:23:33 +0000

Sad…. I’m 100% successful at unscrewing a soda bottle cap…. and much closer to 100% successful at unscrewing a light bulb. Keep practicing Timmy, you’ll get there someday.

By: Watchout!

Watchout! — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:55:22 +0000

Username “Devylan” or username “Me” will call the WAHHHmbulance and report your comment.

By: Kang

Kang — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:41:32 +0000

Abortions for some, miniature american flags for others.

By: lulz

lulz — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:35:01 +0000

u must be a woman

By: StCyr

StCyr — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:27:07 +0000

I don’t know, those coke bottles can be pretty tricky.

By: toolulah

toolulah — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:21:46 +0000

daaahlink, tres funny, should be a national billboard.

By: poon

poon — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:20:35 +0000

So you just woke up then..

By: Tahitian Treat

Tahitian Treat — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:18:00 +0000

I’m just going to go ahead and say what everybodies thinking.

Abortion.

By: Peter

Peter — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:08:12 +0000

Nay, it can be done.

By: Aidan Geurro

Aidan Geurro — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:07:40 +0000

Third! Maaan I’m so SWEET!

By: goondar

goondar — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:04:27 +0000

GENIUS!!!!!!! This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!

By: RiderLeangle

RiderLeangle — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:03:03 +0000

Could have been worded better but still funny.