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Could have been worded better but still funny.
As in: “your pregnant ex girlfriend”
GENIUS!!!!!!! This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!
So you just woke up then..
Depends on what your definition of “wake up”. Been out of bed for hours, but only just became conscious.
Third! Maaan I’m so SWEET!
The Iliad (Greek: Ἰλιάς, Iliás) is an epic poem recounting significant events during a portion of the final year of the Trojan War — the Greek siege of the city of Ilion (Troy) — hence the title (“pertaining to Ilios”). In twenty-four scrolls, containing 15,693 lines of dactylic hexameter, it tells the wrathful withdrawal from battle of Achilles, the premiere Greek warrior, after King Agamemnon dishonoured him — an internecine quarrel disastrous to the Greek cause. This poem establishes most of the events (including Achilles’s slaying of Hector) later developed in the Epic Cycle narrative poems recounting the Trojan War events not narrated in the Iliad and the Odyssey.[1]
The Iliad, and its sequel, the Odyssey, are attributed to Homer, but his sole authorship is doubted by some scholars who think the poems exhibit different poetic styles (dialect, idiom, metre) which may indicate several authors, a presumed characteristic of the Ancient Greek oral tradition. [2] Twentieth century scholars dated these poems to the late-ninth and early-eighth centuries BC, [3] notably G. S. Kirk, Richard Janko, and Barry B. Powell (who links its transcription to the invention of the Greek alphabet); however, Martin West and Richard Seaford, posit either the seventh or the sixth centuries BC, as the composition time(s) of this oldest extant literary work of Ancient Greece.
The titles of the poem — the Greek Iliad and the Latin Ilium — derive from the city’s name. The Trojan War subject-title derives from the English Troy, derived from the Greek Τροία and Troía; and the Latin feminines Troia and Troiæ, each denominates the State whose capital is Ilium. Moreover, Kauffman posits that the Ilios city-name derives from Wilusa, a Hittite region-name.
And this relates how? It looks like you copied a Wikipedia page to show everyone that you know who Homer is.
And to first commenter: Good for you
Nay, it can be done.
I’m just going to go ahead and say what everybodies thinking.
Abortion.
That’s still about $500 down the drain.
(Could that be a horrible pun? I’m not sure. Don’t really know how abortions are performed. Regardless, lol.)
I know that in Kazakhstan they’re performed with hydrogen torches.
Ouch.
$500? That is one expensive coat-hanger.
Don’t think they actually make wire hangers anymore.
Yes they do. I get them from the dry cleaners all the freaking time.
daaahlink, tres funny, should be a national billboard.
I don’t know, those coke bottles can be pretty tricky.
u must be a woman
Username “Devylan” or username “Me” will call the WAHHHmbulance and report your comment.
And a damn big commitment.
Once you pop, you can’t stop… eh?
Yeah, sometimes they can be a bit tricky, and yeah, I’m a woman, but sometimes I have to help my husband open stuff, too. Lol.
So you wear the pants in the relationship
and the miniskirts w/ thigh-highs and stillettos
hey, i figured since you’re “Not G-rated…”
Abortions for some, miniature american flags for others.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Sad…. I’m 100% successful at unscrewing a soda bottle cap…. and much closer to 100% successful at unscrewing a light bulb. Keep practicing Timmy, you’ll get there someday.
A pair of vice grips can push the first 4 categories up to 100%, I’ve not tried them on the fifth. But I’m certain that they will prevent any future screwing.
I dunno, we have an awful lot of politicians. It may take more than one pair of vice grips to get through them all.
Perhaps we can buy them in bulk at the Costco.
My Blue Heaven classic! Sweet graph!
I laughes my ASS off!!! oh this was a GOOD one! ^^
You screwed it, you can’t unscrew it!
(I can’t believe nobody said that yet!)
damn I was going to say that
Genius
Obviously I forgot to have the birds and the bees talk with you.
So funny! I had to say something. Perhaps the political category should go into the negative percentile? Is that mathematically possible? If not, even better!
That would be even better! You should try it.
“unfunny” ftw!
*FACEPALM*
This is in clearly very bad taste. Are we promoting graphs done by teenagers now?
sure, why the hell not? I mean, it’s not like the ones by “adults” aren’t in bad taste too.
4 and 5 should be reversed…
I LOSFL’ed (Laughed Out So Freakin’ Loud)
the average person has a 10% chance of unscrewing current political issues. I would wanna try the pregnant lady first.