Comments on: What People Do After They’ve Been Robbed

By: Memebaser

Memebaser — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:35:31 +0000

Not if they have a smartphone!

By: YOUR MOM

YOUR MOM — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:08:51 +0000

“Stalk me on Twitter!!” Seriously why do all you trolls waste your lives updating all that crap?! “It’s been 2 minutes since my last tweet!!! For those who care I stepped on a ladybug and jizzed my PANTS!!!” I mean Seriously.

By: Captain Speirs

Captain Speirs — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:36:41 +0000

LMFAO YOU CANT TWEET IT OR PUT IT ON FB IF THEY STOLE YOUR COMPUTER…but if you didnt leave your phone at home you could but i dont use my phone for twitter/fb

By: Shiatis

Shiatis — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:55:32 +0000

People are robbed, houses are burglarized. And, yes, they tweet.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:41:14 +0000

I know you’re not really TheObject, so you’re not welcome.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:08:51 +0000

Really? I still think I’d call the cops first, but to each his own I guess.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:02:12 +0000

Thanks, Me.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:01:07 +0000

Yeah, I guess, but I still don’t like it.

By: That guy

That guy — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:35:48 +0000

Fail, this graph has bee done:/

By: xferalx

xferalx — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:07:04 +0000

Haha this is pretty true. When my macbook got robbed at my new apartment 2 weeks ago I updated my facebook, then called the cops!

By: Edward

Edward — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:10:53 +0000

Somebody stole my computer! I’d better update my… Aww, crap.

By: Thief

Thief — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:46:44 +0000

No way. My cousin just did this exact thing via FB this morning!

By: Basara549

Basara549 — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 11:33:16 +0000

Actually, shouldn’t this be labeled what they do WHILE they are being robbed?

If it is after, typically, they won’t have the net access to hit Facebook.

By: Michael

Michael — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:49:28 +0000

That was the first thing I thought of—Where’s the “Post A Tweet” area?

By: moooooooooo

moooooooooo — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 04:01:15 +0000

No, they Twitter about it.

By: Boter

Boter — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:36:17 +0000

Yes, they tweet. I would have said it if someone else hadn’t

By: ghaddiction

ghaddiction — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:47:16 +0000

I KNOW. I SHOULDA PUT A COPYRIGHT.

By: Troy

Troy — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:45:21 +0000

Your face.

By: noname

noname — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:18:52 +0000

looks like a cheap knockoff of the one about what you do after a small earthquake…..

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:32:25 +0000

The curly ones can stay though. They’re delicious!!!!1

By: Me

Me — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:02:22 +0000

I agree! Although it is kind of weird to try to protect the integrity of your anonymous posts, isn’t it?

By: Me

Me — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:00:26 +0000

Hey PoserDevylan. Unlike you, I normally don’t jack off to GJ.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:52:52 +0000

Yes, I guess my male genitalia would be small since it doesn’t exist. God, these people are pathetic.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:50:56 +0000

Just to let everyone know, from now on I am going to ignore all idiotic comments that have my name attached, even though it’s clearly not me typing. Lame.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:49:19 +0000

Oh, okay. Understandable. No big deal.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:48:40 +0000

Oh, wait, I’m dense. I just realized there is actually a section (rather large, in fact) that says call the cops. Oops. I will step down from my soapbox now.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:40:37 +0000

Wouldn’t the first thing to do when you get robbed be to call the cops? I mean, unless you were going to buy drugs and got robbed by your dealer or something. Even if the punchline is updating your Facebook status, there should be some part of the pie to represent calling the cops, even if it is just a small sliver.

By: cannibalmike

cannibalmike — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:21:35 +0000

i just updated my facebook to tell people on facebook that i saw a graph about facebook talking about what people do first when they are robbed and updating facebook is the first one!

By: Me

Me — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:19:06 +0000

Did you perform a search on Oprah? Or maybe you just saw this on the Opera show.

By: Me

Me — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:17:41 +0000

Haven’t needed to lately! But I agree that I am well-schooled in the art…

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:23:05 +0000

Oprah. Opera is a form of musical and theatrical entertainment.

By: Yeah

Yeah — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:21:24 +0000

But.. but… how will people know that you’ve been robbed unless you update your Facebook status?

People have to KNOW this stuff!!

By: what?

what? — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:18:33 +0000

This one is really stupid…

By: Me

Me — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:16:57 +0000

Master of the obvious.

By: Kate

Kate — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:56:52 +0000

same here…

http://graphjam.com/2009/07/01/song-chart-memes-small-earthquake/

By: rade

rade — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:42:00 +0000

glad i’m not the only one who noticed that.

By: dualnom

dualnom — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:39:33 +0000

Wasn’t this done but with an earthquake instead…?

By: JAC

JAC — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:22:56 +0000

first by the way…

By: JAC

JAC — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:22:25 +0000

or they tweet