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Todd sucks.
He does suck though, trust me…
Do you mean long as in a measure of distance, or long as in a measure of time? I am pretty sure that one of those would not apply in his case.
sabbatical
So I can claim racism when I refuse to show ID to a cop investigating a break in, and then I scream at him as he walks away.
That should be at least 35%
Yo mama.
He was in his own home and actually showed ID. Get the facts.
those WERE the facts.
He refused to show ID – and the arresting officer was actually one that TEACHES a class on how to NOT racially profile.
…and the cop tried to save my life when I ignored credible doctor’s advice, found myself a Dr Nick, and died.
Or a big slice should be ” Playin’ da Race Card”!
Just because you say you’re teaching others to not be racist doesn’t mean you’re not a racist.
And really, a class on not racially profiling is more like a class on suppressing racist thoughts you -already- have.
No, he showed the ID. That’s been the consensus story since near the start, and the tape of cop’s radio conversation confirms that.
The fact that the cop teaches a class on (avoiding) racial profiling is noteworthy, but does not negate that aspect of the narrative.
He absolutely showed his I.D., it’s in the police report
And despite it all, the woman who, trying to be a good neighbor, and called it in never got as much publicity at the cop or the professor.
Not because she’s a ‘minority’, but because SHE IS A WOMAN!
Welcome to a different kind of prejudice, ladies and gentlemen.
Or, hey, maybe because she wasn’t as interesting as the two crazy people?
What, no “constant exposure to college girls?” on the list?
Yeah, green and blue wedges should be about 1/3 their current size, with “constant exposure to college girls” in the new space.
Amend that to say “college girls with daddy issues or a thing for authority figures.”
So true. All professors are straight male misogynists. Well-spotted.
Prick.
That’s not a plus.
“Look but don’t touch” is just frustrating after a while.
You spelled “SABBATICAL” incorrectly professor. -10 points
considering the red slice, i highly doubt that the maker has a career in academia.
purple and gold should beat red hands down.
Don’t forget college girls.
That’s right sometimes they need an A but forgot to study for the test. So unfortunate…
I just played that with you this morning! You found it in the tuna taco.
with sour cream, guacamole or both?
Dude. You DESERVE to be furloughed.
Summers off??? Whoever created this graph clearly doesn’t understand what a professor’s job entails.
Oh no! A prof expects you to work right away? That bastard! Grow up. We’re talking about college, not kindergarten.
I concur. Our professors work even in the summer, they always have to work on research or on graduate committees. And they can get paid pretty well too.
Professors are some of the hardest working people, they’re not really confined from 9-5. Lots of extra work involved.
It all depends on your department and what your specialty is. In my husband’s department, he does research all summer. In mine, we shut down and do freelance work if we want to.
The graph is perfect without the pervy remarks about college girls. That assumes that all college professors are male when in reality women are beginning to outnumber men. Ha!
Then it’s access to college boys!
Ick, who would want them?
but he’s telling the truth – most profs use the summer to boot around to conferences and get their field/labwork done.
HYsterical, and SOOO true in many cases!
This might be true of a community college prof but as the child of a professor..some do very well.
Depends on the field. This is true for most liberal arts profs. Total lie for business profs.
And Engineering
How does access to coeds with daddy issues not make the cut?
Um… getting your ass fired and sued and being put on the sexual offenders list kinda takes the shine off that.
the red section should be
“Try to gain converts to my fringe belief system through indoctrination of my students, and fluck them if they don’t at least fake it.”
I’ve ran into both the liberal AND Conservative versions of these, in 15-years of taking courses part-time when I could afford them.
Yeah, that sucks. Agendas are cool and all, but if you use them as a grading meter, then you’re an academic d-bag. Sorry you had to put up with that.
The beauty of college is that you don’t “have” to put up with it. You paid to be there. You can do something about it if you really have a problem. For instance, you can try to find another professor teaching the same class.
Stick to mathematics and that won’t happen to you.
I’m guessing you go to a weak school, most professors at my university make a considerable about of money. They also don’t take summers off, which also shows your limited education.
don’t forget “getting high in my office”
that and the sabbaticals is what makes me want to go to grad school!
If you get high in your office, you’ll get fired, just like any other job. Unless you can hide it well. Like any other job.
And your first sabbatical won’t be until 7 to 10 years after you start as a prof. Don’t go to grad school unless you love studying your subject matter for its own sake. It’s just not worth it otherwise.
Add “yelling at your Grad students and Teaching assistants who are doing all of your work anyway”….
meh, i’m an art major, so… yeah, the pot in the office is a very real possibility for me
Summers off?! LOL!!!! Not a research prof. I take it.
Clearly not created by a professor. Summers off? Free stuff?
Summers off can be true, depending where you are. My research university has 10 month appointments, and plenty of colleagues disappear for the 2 months they are not technically being paid.
And I hope you at least get free access to scholarly databases, web hosting, multimedia services (scanning, copying, printing oversized posters, etc…), etc…
Sorry my childs so stupid, i regret having her.
I apologize for my kid and wife. I don’t even think she is my daughter.
Are you sure part of it isn’t “Because nobody else will hire you for your doctorate in 12th Century Algae”?
And I was doing so well at resisting the urge to go there, Wolvie… and I forgot my high blood pressure meds this AM as well. Now I have to find the decaf Wolvie you bast.erd!!
Damn you with your bleak dark yet insightful observations!
Shoulda been a lawyer……….
The Anti-Object! Is it the apocalypse already?
Let the battle for good and evil begin!
Forgot: Retired adjunct tenured professor teaching part time, conducting for credit cultural exchange study cruises, and on a state pension and benefits. (BIG wedge)
lol, now THAT is definitely a perk of academia. there are benefits to being an academic… of your research is good and you can stick it out 20-30 years…
…of = …if >_<
The person who made the graph seems to assume that what _should_ impress people is a person’s car, house and clothes. Fail.
I’ve seen plenty of people driving around in cars they can’t afford, wearing clothes that cost WAY more than they needed to. I’m sure they’re impressing each other, but the rest of us are laughing our asses off at them.
See how I like what? Teachers are some of the highest paid people in the United states. You need to actually get your facts straight before you start spouting off made up statistics.
“Teachers are some of the highest paid people in the United States”? The United States of what planet? Teachers are nowhere near CEOs and corporate lawyers. Those people make tens of millions a year. Name ANY teacher in that league.
Annnnnd how many people in the US are actually CEOs and corporate lawyers? Yeah…didn’t factor that in, did you?
“So I can have my vendetta”
This chumparino’s status as a professor would be more believable if he’d spelled “sabbatical” correctly.
No, that can’t happen in America. The rich always manage to convince the poor to vote against their own interests, using by suckering them into believing that “anybody can get rich.” Greatest lie in the world.
I don’t think being a professor is impressive. Every one I ever had in college was a prick who never really taught anything.
So don’t live in Manhattan. 50k a year is pretty freaking amazing compared to what an increasing amount of Americans are taking home. I recall growing up in a household where Mom was the only one who COULD work at the time and only took home 18k a year. We still made it. I don’t want to hear a professor whining. If he took his sabbatical to write a text book and then charge an insane amount for it, he’d come out alright, I’ll wager.
boring…..not funny