Comments on: Life Expectancy in Horror Films

By: czar

czar — Mon, 16 May 2011 08:04:10 +0000

Is you iq really that low?

By: LizNlove

LizNlove — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:07:57 +0000

Vampire movies? And of course by that I mean GOOD vampire movies, and not twilight.

By: david

david — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:14:48 +0000

zombieland

By: lianaloo

lianaloo — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 05:06:37 +0000

oh didn’t say this before but feel free to comment but don’t be mean and if your a syentoligist keep your opinons to your self not to be offensive one of m best friends is a syentoligist sorry if i speelled it wrong

By: Alixandria

Alixandria — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:30:57 +0000

I loved “Deep Blue Sea” putting an end to this. LL Cool J’s character was there until the end. But Samuel L. Jackson…

By: ****

**** — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:05:46 +0000

so… being a dumb blonde actually does pay off. huzzah. =D

By: Devylan

Devylan — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:44:42 +0000

But Star Trek is not a horror film.

By: Valdi

Valdi — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:44:00 +0000

Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead both do it right. The black guy’s smart, and he lives.

By: Helena

Helena — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:38:42 +0000

There should be a column for the men in red shirts in Star Trek.

By: poopface55

poopface55 — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:57:09 +0000

Y is the black person always the first person and sometimes the only person that dies in horror films?

I think its racism!

By: GodsDemonHunter

GodsDemonHunter — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 07:21:40 +0000

If you wanna see the best example of this, watch the movie Feast. Best horror/comedy movie ever. xD
Actually, I take that back. Second best. Shaun of the Dead is the best horror/comedy.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:30:15 +0000

To Whom it may Concern:

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By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:13:23 +0000

Okay, you know what, this is seriously bullsh*t. I DO NOT use that term, in joking, in mockery, or otherwise. STFU!!! This wasn’t funny the first time, and it’s certainly NOT funny the millionth time! Get the f*ck off this site and leave us the f*ck alone!

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:10:12 +0000

If I had actually typed this comment, it would have read, “You fail *at* taking your caps lock off,” but since I didn’t write this, I just have to say that you’re pretty pathetic. Also, I am a woman, so stop implying that I have male genitalia.

By: Jadeder

Jadeder — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:54:49 +0000

dont forget, the frisky couple that has sex dies too, usually during or after having sex

By: Honey Hunt

Honey Hunt — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:18:38 +0000

Well they both run upstairs into the windowless bathroom with only one entrance/exist. Which ever one gets killed first has the other one run away.
R

By: Donnie

Donnie — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:19:17 +0000

The graph speaks the truth. Hollywood is jacked up.

By: Snommelp

Snommelp — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:36:27 +0000

Really? Damn… looks like I need to trade in my hat for a new signature item, then… how about a kilt? Do kilted men survive?

By: Simona

Simona — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:08:56 +0000

Have you never seen a horror film before?

By: Simona

Simona — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:07:09 +0000

They are just that baddass, that’s why lol

By: Simona

Simona — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:06:06 +0000

Dude, this is a site for fun! Get over yourself, or shut your pie hole and make a better graph yourself!

By: I lose

I lose — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:37:51 +0000

Yep. I reported you to the staff so that you can get your ass kicked out of the site, asshole.

By: lunamorgan

lunamorgan — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:44:48 +0000

Note:

Blondes are almost never virgins in horror films.

Blondes almost always die in horror films.

Brunettes always live through horror films.

The only except is that if Sarah Michelle Gellar is involved, it’s a 50/50 chance she’ll live.

By: lunamorgan

lunamorgan — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:42:40 +0000

You don’t watch a lot of horror films, do you?

By: Leffe

Leffe — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:10:46 +0000

The blonde only survives if she’s a virgin.

By: Blah

Blah — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:09:44 +0000

Graph is meh. The Y axis doesn’t increase by the same amount every time. 30-15-30-30.

By: BreenLolz

BreenLolz — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:05:44 +0000

Well, some killers like Freddy and Jason get killed at the end of every movie but somehow still appear in the sequels.

By: whitey138

whitey138 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:44:37 +0000

watch the movie event horizon. none of the people who survive should have…except the girl. of course she has to live.

By: Stinky Pie Pants

Stinky Pie Pants — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:30:45 +0000

Agreed — It is meh. I don’t understand why it is so hard to compose an easily understandable graph. The graph maker should have listed the x-axis as the person who survives the shortest time to the longest time from left to right. Why begin with someone who lives a long time, put the one who dies earliest randomly in the middle, and finish off with the longest? Confusing! Small to large, small to large! (that goes for pie charts, too)

By: HistoryMaker

HistoryMaker — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:07:48 +0000

I work in a blood bank
I got a wrong number phone call yesterday.
It was a woman looking for a priest.
Afterward I kept thinking in what horror movie senario would we have/need a priest in the blood bank

By: Khan

Khan — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:27:38 +0000

A dude wearing a cowboy hat has never survived a zombie movie…prove me wrong.

By: Retro

Retro — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:44:32 +0000

How about the chances that the car won’t start??

KEEEEEEYYYYSSSS!!!

By: Redneck_Rebel

Redneck_Rebel — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:01:57 +0000

FAIL.

By: RiderLeangle

RiderLeangle — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:16:28 +0000

Well they both run upstairs into the windowless bathroom with only one entrance/exist. Which ever one gets killed first has the other one run away.

By: lbl03c

lbl03c — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:48:44 +0000

I thought it was the dumb blond who dies and her mousy brunette virgin friend who survives

By: Anonymass

Anonymass — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:22:37 +0000

You accidentally a soda bottle????

By: maestro

maestro — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:50:51 +0000

Todd?

By: Snommelp

Snommelp — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:18:12 +0000

At least it’s not another pie chart fail…

By: cannibalmike

cannibalmike — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:19:21 +0000

sadly this is true… decent graph, not too bad really, not the best not the worst, but i think it is better than some of the one ive seen

By: edancoll

edancoll — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:10:23 +0000

Graph is meh =\