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Probability of Dentist Wanting to Have a Conversation With Me


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Probability of Dentist Wanting to Have a Conversation With Me

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  1. Kai says:

    God, YES! I hate it when my dentist is trying to talk to me when I’m all numbed up on Novocaine and have a zillion of their little instruments in my mouth

    • bunnyrut says:

      why do they DO that? you obviously can’t respond!

      • bottobot says:

        We are actually trying to be friendly, we don’t expect you to respond with a diatribe (although I’ve had some patients do that…). It’s kind of normal to try to talk to the patient instead of just doing the job with saying anything. That would be awkward (like sitting there with ten pounds of crap in your mouth while we numb your head is normal!).

      • Robotzombi13 says:

        lol you CAN make guttural sounds and the doctor knows EXACTLY what you said, witch amazes me

  2. jl5691426 says:

    You should report those dentists for drugging you and putting their tools in your mouth.

  3. Zedo Mann says:

    Yeah…

    Dentist: How was your day? *cleaning*
    You: Uhh uhhuhuhh
    Dentist: What? Please open your mouth so I can clean!

  4. ElfKing says:

    I bet they understand what people say when they can’t speak proper English, being used to it.

  5. jimbo says:

    so are you saying that your dentist never smiles?

    sounds like a very sad sad work environment ;)

  6. Tommy says:

    “When I’m drugged and have 7 tools in my mouth” …..

    That’s what she said?

  7. bunnyrut says:

    o_o

  8. badcat says:

    Louie Rocko, DDS?

  9. kirkom45 says:

    pfft, jeff dunham…

  10. GHM says:

    You have nothing better to do?

  11. Devylan says:

    So I guess it’s my turn for whoever this is to steal my name. Whatever. I really don’t care.

  12. Devylan says:

    Really, are you really?

  13. flameow says:

    I bet ventriloquists could scare the sh*t out of dentists…they’re not expecting a response and suddenly some voice comes out of nowhere, while the patient’s mouth is numbed.

  14. StephisSteph says:

    This is great. So true!

  15. Patrick says:

    Well when I’m a practicing Dentist…I’ll try to keep these things im mind! If you’d rather me be efficient well it’ll be drill, fill, and BILL!!!

  16. Joe says:

    heh. 7 tools in my mouth.

  17. Quackoid says:

    OMG SO TRUE…

    Dentist: So, Hows school?
    Me: Uhh Imh ah Gooh Suhent.
    Dentist: What? I cant hear you with tools in your mouth!
    Me: Takes tools out*
    Dentist: PUT THEM BACK
    Me: *puts them back*
    Dentist: Hows the family?
    Me: *muffled sigh*


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