
Probability of Dentist Wanting to Have a Conversation With Me
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Probability of Dentist Wanting to Have a Conversation With Me
Graph by: johnnaa via Graph Jam Builder
God, YES! I hate it when my dentist is trying to talk to me when I’m all numbed up on Novocaine and have a zillion of their little instruments in my mouth
why do they DO that? you obviously can’t respond!
We are actually trying to be friendly, we don’t expect you to respond with a diatribe (although I’ve had some patients do that…). It’s kind of normal to try to talk to the patient instead of just doing the job with saying anything. That would be awkward (like sitting there with ten pounds of crap in your mouth while we numb your head is normal!).
lol you CAN make guttural sounds and the doctor knows EXACTLY what you said, witch amazes me
You should report those dentists for drugging you and putting their tools in your mouth.
XD
Lolwin!
Yeah…
Dentist: How was your day? *cleaning*
You: Uhh uhhuhuhh
Dentist: What? Please open your mouth so I can clean!
FIRST?
NO WAY ME TOOOOO
My cousin did that…
He’s 3.
Again, hunh?
I bet they understand what people say when they can’t speak proper English, being used to it.
so are you saying that your dentist never smiles?
sounds like a very sad sad work environment
“When I’m drugged and have 7 tools in my mouth” …..
That’s what she said?
o_o
Louie Rocko, DDS?
No, Tim Watley.
pfft, jeff dunham…
You have nothing better to do?
Actually he’s probably a virgin and this is a fantasy…otherwise he wouldn’t have posted it.
So I guess it’s my turn for whoever this is to steal my name. Whatever. I really don’t care.
Really, are you really?
I bet ventriloquists could scare the sh*t out of dentists…they’re not expecting a response and suddenly some voice comes out of nowhere, while the patient’s mouth is numbed.
This is great. So true!
Well when I’m a practicing Dentist…I’ll try to keep these things im mind! If you’d rather me be efficient well it’ll be drill, fill, and BILL!!!
heh. 7 tools in my mouth.
OMG SO TRUE…
Dentist: So, Hows school?
Me: Uhh Imh ah Gooh Suhent.
Dentist: What? I cant hear you with tools in your mouth!
Me: Takes tools out*
Dentist: PUT THEM BACK
Me: *puts them back*
Dentist: Hows the family?
Me: *muffled sigh*
Lol, so true.
Happens to me every time ._.