Comments on: Things a five year old boy can get away with that I can’t http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Fri, 25 May 2012 14:21:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: huh http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-214286 Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:08:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-214286 Randon?…

]]> By: Mitchell http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-152830 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:15:51 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-152830 No, he did not have a arguement with himself. Different user= different standard avatar!

]]> By: Gking19 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-136700 Tue, 21 Sep 2010 02:42:34 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-136700 lol don’t all men wish we could do what red suggests? well 5 yr olds wouldnt even know that its wrong… but then once you stop breastfeeding you hope they get the point >.>

]]> By: nyaneko http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-125245 Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:46:15 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-125245 mooaaarr reeeplyysssszzzzszzsss äöå

]]> By: nyaneko http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-125244 Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:45:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-125244 ass, hole : D

]]> By: nyaneko http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-125242 Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:43:00 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-125242 they cant have the same real username but i coulld use the same name as you in the comments

]]> By: loler27 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-123304 Fri, 23 Jul 2010 04:39:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-123304 I don’t think there can be two. There can only be one. The names can be similar, but not exactly the same. You just had an argument with yourself. You are sad.

]]> By: sorry? http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-123173 Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:12:01 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-123173 I love being captain obvious: the slice sizes obviously represent the likeliness of the 5 year old getting away with the action

]]> By: ElfKing http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-90813 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:28:17 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-90813 ME! I’m the real ElfKing

]]> By: ClariPossum http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-89996 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:19:46 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-89996 I’m probably about the 20th person to say this, but um, if I had a five-year-old boy, he would NOT get away with most of that stuff. Even grabbing breasts is borderline for that age. A two-year-old, on the other hand, yeah probably.

]]> By: Carnivorous M. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-65061 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:25:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-65061 Hi, my name is Hole. Nice to meet you!

]]> By: d3st1ny http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-64916 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:20:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-64916 i can do the red one too. its great.

]]> By: ElfKing http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-64679 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:27:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-64679 Will the real Elf King please stand up?

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-64457 Sun, 26 Jul 2009 05:26:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-64457 MMMM Elves

]]> By: Selkceb http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-64430 Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:33:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-64430 How do you bold letters again?

]]> By: Devylan http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-64312 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:34:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-64312 I contacted the moderators about it. You might want to do the same if you haven’t already.

]]> By: Mintaka http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-64109 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:02:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-64109 Actually, I prefer fake men.

]]> By: ass http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63962 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:16:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63962 ass.

]]> By: EVo http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63954 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:10:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63954 Ahahhaa….nice one!

]]> By: bah http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63894 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:08:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63894 it means nothing. its just a joke. he just made random variables based on what he thought would look funny.

]]> By: smartz http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63890 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:55:09 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63890 This is going in my top set of funny quotes ever. Thanks!

]]> By: smartz http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63889 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:52:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63889 Me too…but back then I didn’t have the mentality of a teenager, so groping women wouldn’t make much sense…I wish I did though.

]]> By: anon http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63876 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:50:29 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63876 I totally regret not groping hot babes when I was 5. Ahh, I had the chance, but did nothing ;(

]]> By: JMixx http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63837 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:16:27 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63837 Thank you for the nose beverage. I wasn’t expecting a comment on GJ to be that funny.

]]> By: Devylan http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63835 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:13:57 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63835 No, it means some jackoff stole my name. All of the regulars should know by now that I don’t leave assinine comments like this.

]]> By: Devylan http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63833 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:12:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63833 I’ll sign that petition.

]]> By: Mintaka http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63788 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:12:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63788 I dunno…when my brother was five he saw a picture of breasts in a doctor’s office somewhere and thought they were an extra pair of eyes.

]]> By: skystrider http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63756 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:24:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63756 oh yeah. I know women whose farts can hospitalize small children. :D

]]> By: scott http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63739 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:20:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63739 Females farting?!? Is that humanly possible?!?

]]> By: feistycat http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63732 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:56:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63732 Agreed. Graph indicates parenting fail. The only thing on that list my 5-year old can “get away with” is crying in public. Which has only happened a couple times if he was really hurt.

]]> By: Bueller http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63727 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:17:57 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63727 Does the author of the graph wish he could get away with wetting his pants, crying in public and coloring on the walls?

]]> By: Starlinguk http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63725 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:33:36 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63725 Oh, do shut up, will ya? Get a life.

]]> By: Starlinguk http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63724 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:33:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63724 I know. Some parents are just cr*p and that’s all there is to it. A well-raised 5-year old just wouldn’t do such a thing.

]]> By: Starlinguk http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63723 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:31:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63723 Somebody’s been using a bunch of other names, I think. Shame, it might mean insisting on a proper login from now on.

]]> By: Starlinguk http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63722 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:30:26 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63722 So who’s been nicking nicknames then? I’m definitely more ladylike than that (although not that much more).

]]> By: Yobdlo http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63710 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:42:22 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63710 A child of five should have a very good idea of what ‘private parts’ are and how it’s inappropriate to touch them (or have them touched by others).

]]> By: Casey http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63692 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:02:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63692 Wait, this graph doesn’t actually make sense. What do the values of the variables mean??

]]> By: slupine http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63683 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:31:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63683 Agreed. If they’re old enough to talk, they’re old enough to understand “no” and their parents should have taught them better.

]]> By: slupine http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63682 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:29:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63682 And depending on the 2-year-old, still slap his parents. My baby cousin knew better at that age, then again, he’s freakishly smart. By then he was talking better than some kindergarteners…

I’ve met a few like that, actually…

]]> By: ElfKing http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63681 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:20:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63681 Whoever you people (or person) are that is stealing my name, you are very clever. Meh, you can keep my name. I’m just going to change mine.

]]> By: Dina http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63679 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:08:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63679 I’ve had it happen to me (I used to teach swimming lessons). It is decidedly NOT hilarious.

]]> By: Misti http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63653 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:17:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63653 I can promise you that there are many, many women that would not let a 5 year old would not get away with that, myself included. Not appropriate, no matter the age.

]]> By: Homer http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63651 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:04:27 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63651 It means you have been hanging around with Todd and CAPM.

]]> By: Turk http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63650 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:03:22 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63650 Maybe someone else just keeps making fun of the real Todd, hoping that he’ll take his banana hammock and go away.

]]> By: ElfKing http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63634 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:28:29 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63634 It means it’s time to see a doctor, maybe?
*badumching*

]]> By: lbl03c http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63633 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:24:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63633 learned that the hard way, did ya?

]]> By: ElfKing http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63629 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:15:08 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63629 And for the record, Elfking – 5 years old is not me. I was honestly surprised when I saw his name.

]]> By: ElfKing http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63627 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:13:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63627 Hey, you stoll my name!
Ah, nevermind.

]]> By: blazinghyphens http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63623 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:56:24 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63623 This graph is useless without a video.

]]> By: jl5691426 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/07/21/song-chart-memes-away-with/comment-page-1/#comment-63618 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:46:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=20999#comment-63618 Maybe I’ve underestimated you, Todd; self deprecating humor is a sign of maturity. I thought up to this point that you actually believe your usual self aggrandizement.

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