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The probability of my being called a genius 100% of the time is 100%, especially in bed with supermodels. You’re all wusses.
Any woman want a real man, look me up.
Your posting on failblog…
But, I do thank you for not yelling “FIRST”
You said the forbidden word! Wait, was it ‘first’ or ‘Disney’? They’re both equally despicable.
Hope you’ve done your research on subsidiary companies before bashing Disney. Chances are that your favorite entertainment is owned by them, even if you don’t see their logo.
Like ABC programming, for example. It’s all owned by Buena Vista entertainment, which you can pick out on anything by the shooting star going over a blue castle.
It was in quotation marks, and he was not celebrating. He is innocent. The punishment of death has been relieved. And I thank you, Todd, for not celebrating your firstness. But guess what, waspela. If he was guilty, you’d be too. You said it too. But you did not celebrate actually being first, so it does not count as a crime. Case dismissed. I am an internet judge. I bet you didn’t know they existed. They do.
LOL Seriously he’s posting this on icanhascheezburger. Definitely not the first place I’d try to pick up chicks.
FIRST
I HATE YOU NOW.
Personally I think you’re completely lying… but Quantum Physics still says you’re 1% not lying.
No, that’s way too high. More like .0000000000000000000000001% not lying.
Because you can’t handle the truth!
I’m sure that behind that comment is a big, fat, smelly, virgin WoW player who hasn’t got a life, so he tries to be successful in the internet but fails, even in real life. Cheers! (;
You cannot grasp the true form of this graph’s attack!
Hell yes!!
High five!!!
Uuh, hidden Jackson criticism. I love it.
oh, fank you for pointing that out. Nao it’s quite funny.
He’s a genius.
Did he die?
*Sigh* That wasn’t a good place to put the failblog comment.
He’s a genius.
Also, preemptive Winehouse. I predict a spike in eyeroll- and facepalm- related injuries.
Hey, I didn’t know he studied quantam physics! You learn something new every day, I guess.
What about when they have done something incredibly stupid? That seems to be the most common use.
Yeah, I was going to point out that it’s used sarcastically a lot…
I was expecting to actually open the graph and see that as the main one,alas, I was disappointed.
Indeed.
The Last category should have been “When you have just done something stupid”
Oh well.
This graph sucks so bad!
why is “doing something incredibly stupid: probability 110%” not one here lol?
Wrong. De Zieger, Terence Tao, Hawkings, Perelman etc. are still very much alive.
Plus nobody is considered a genius when getting an A on an exam because
1) Grades do not represent reality
2) It shows how well you have studied. Even an idiot could get a good grade if he studied his butt off.
Perhaps the reason “Get an ‘A’ in Quantum Physics” is at 10% is for just the reason you stated?
That’s genius!
…then this graph makes even less sense.
A whole fifth of these graphs don’t make complete sense, if you hadn’t noticed.
When I need a report done on analytical logic I’ll contact you. Otherwise, don’t take things so seriously! It’s GraphJam. GRAPH. JAM.
Gosh, you’d think people on humor sites would have a little lighter perspective.
Points for making an MJ joke without mentioning him, his monkey, child rape, any of the other Jacksons, Neverland, or the glove.
Of course, the color scheme should have been ebony and ivory.
These guys are also geniuses, 100% of the time. Why isn’t this on the graph?
fail graph
x-axis fail.
I dunno, the probability of calling someone a genius after death seems pretty low to me. You couldn’t really speak at that point, all the dirt and coffin lids gets in the way.