Comments on: Times When I Tell a Good Joke

By: Bogdan

Bogdan — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:24:15 +0000

A.) Deaf persons can Not hear you ! So do others with covered ears !

B.) You are not by yourself when those persons are around !

A.) + B.) = you FAIL !

By: Alejandro

Alejandro — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 01:42:12 +0000

since when was “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *GURGLES* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH” considered music?

By: loler27

loler27 — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:17:55 +0000

And, sometimes, in a loud area, or when no one is listening, no one can hear you, but they are still there, and you are not alone.

By: loler27

loler27 — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:16:07 +0000

Ok, look. I don’t know how the Cheezburger Network works, but I can bet that it does not let two people have the same name, and you just argued with yourself, because there would be no pictures to show that it’s the same person. You don’t have much reasoning on your side. Who agrees with me?

By: yanza

yanza — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:00:34 +0000

lol! randomness…

By: yanza

yanza — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:59:35 +0000

if you tell a joke and there is no one ther 2 hear it, is it realy a joke?

By: somedude

somedude — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:51:28 +0000

if “when no one can hear me” read as “at an inappropriate time” I would have laughed at it.

just thought i would comment on this nearly a year later..

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:17:09 +0000

Nice of you to call him an ass for copying your name which you copied from me you ass.

By: M4ce

M4ce — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:41:52 +0000

* cough *

By: Cougar Allen

Cougar Allen — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:11:32 +0000

I think he wears earplugs most of the time. Sometimes when he tells a joke when he’s by himself he can hear it, but most of the time he’s wearing earplugs so no one can hear him.

By: roygbiv

roygbiv — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:09:30 +0000

“times when i tell a good joke”
this wasnt one of them.

By: hmm

hmm — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:59:22 +0000

tacos….

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:42:14 +0000

Nice of you to copy my name. Ass.

By: TVDK

TVDK — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:38:57 +0000

Joke fail. He’s dead, so the fact that caviar can is a difference. Did you hear what MJ’s last words were? “Somebody call the ambul-EEE-HEEE”

By: ʇnɥʍlʍɐl

ʇnɥʍlʍɐl — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:16:38 +0000

What does mj and caviar have in common? caviar can still come on little white crackers

By: ʇnɥʍlʍɐl

ʇnɥʍlʍɐl — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:15:19 +0000

this is now a michael jackson joke thread, So michael jackson is 99% plastic so they recycled him and made him into legos so little kids could play with him for a change

By: sikthegreat

sikthegreat — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:05:42 +0000

well at least i attracted some trolls, like that is really hard

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:03:47 +0000

Hey, grouping Manilow with Kiss and Green Day was the only funny thing associated with this lame graph.

By: CottlestonPie

CottlestonPie — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:58:08 +0000

Didn’t we all used to have stupid little avatars that went along with our ISP or email address or something, so that no matter what user name we put, it was always the same avatar?

By: RJ Lowe

RJ Lowe — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:49:38 +0000

Since when is Barry Manilow doing loud rock concerts?

By: zippycat

zippycat — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:08:28 +0000

Well, that second comment “don’t question me, …” wasn’t from the real zippycat. I wasn’t even home or near a computer by then.

Of course you won’t believe me, but it’s true. It sucks that any troll can put in any other user’s name.

By: lol'er

lol'er — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:22:36 +0000

i hear a distant cry of ‘HYPOCRITE’

By: lol'er

lol'er — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:21:06 +0000

graph=FAIL
comment thread below=WIN

By: TheObject

TheObject — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:08:06 +0000

But their more comfortable, and the Sears employees look at me weird when I ask to try on the store ones.

Do you know a good mail order panty store?

By: Yeh.

Yeh. — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:52:13 +0000

you kinda did. the whole “And, who the hell tells jokes when no one else is around???” sparked the whole “i want your opinion” thing.

By: Yeh.

Yeh. — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:49:17 +0000

to answer your question, yes, it should be the same.

By: sikthegreat

sikthegreat — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:32:33 +0000

lol everyone hates my graph but it is on the front page

By: papajon

papajon — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:30:15 +0000

Ok, granted there may be rare times you wouldn’t be technically alone and still no one can hear you (like at loud rock concert i.e. KISS, Green Day, Barry Manilow…) but I feel for this person. Hang in there graph designer! There’s someone out there for everyone! If you want to be more witty, read everything you can.

…And don’t troll around sites like this and post infantile gutteral responses because you can hide behind the anonymousness of your logon; pretty lame.

By: washu

washu — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 15:20:42 +0000

Who the hell tells jokes by themselves? Is he waiting until he tells himself one he hasn’t heard before?

By: TVDK

TVDK — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:59:25 +0000

So if only you hear the good jokes, how do you even know they’re good at all? Judging by this graph, I would say that none of them are funny.

By: Ant

Ant — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:53:33 +0000

Understanding two things are the same FAIL.

By: mom

mom — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:52:44 +0000

But it feels so good when your tongue is up my bum!

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:27:22 +0000

Would have made a pretty good venn diagram.

By: Munsie

Munsie — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:23:53 +0000

“When no one can hear me” would imply there are people in the room with you but can’t hear the joke due to loud music or other people talking etc?

By: zippycat

zippycat — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:16:46 +0000

Stupidest graph ever. “By myself” and “when no one can hear me” are the same thing…

And, who the hell tells jokes when no one else is around??? What kind of idiot are we talking about here?

By: KaBooM

KaBooM — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:14:13 +0000

Wow. Are you a little bitter? You gonna come beat us all up? lol I love the internet tough guy front you are putting up with all your “witty” responses to others comments. lol Ass.

By: Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:42:21 +0000

Neither can you, but you just keep on trying.

By: Sesoron

Sesoron — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:37:41 +0000

Hooray! Maybe I should tell the internet my wishes more often!

By: Sesoron

Sesoron — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:22:17 +0000

I wish a troll would snark at my comment.

By: Annoying buzzing sound

Annoying buzzing sound — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:10:05 +0000

Apparently you can’t tell a joke using a chart either.

By: Ubeat2trees

Ubeat2trees — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:04:54 +0000

Are you saying there are times when you can’t hear yourself? o.O

By: Lol

Lol — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:01:00 +0000

Shouldn’t “by myself” and “when no one can hear me” be the same thing?