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Shouldn’t “by myself” and “when no one can hear me” be the same thing?
Wow. Are you a little bitter? You gonna come beat us all up? lol I love the internet tough guy front you are putting up with all your “witty” responses to others comments. lol Ass.
Nice of you to copy my name. Ass.
Nice of you to call him an ass for copying your name which you copied from me you ass.
Ok, look. I don’t know how the Cheezburger Network works, but I can bet that it does not let two people have the same name, and you just argued with yourself, because there would be no pictures to show that it’s the same person. You don’t have much reasoning on your side. Who agrees with me?
And, sometimes, in a loud area, or when no one is listening, no one can hear you, but they are still there, and you are not alone.
to answer your question, yes, it should be the same.
Are you saying there are times when you can’t hear yourself? o.O
But it feels so good when your tongue is up my bum!
Apparently you can’t tell a joke using a chart either.
Neither can you, but you just keep on trying.
* cough *
I wish a troll would snark at my comment.
Hooray! Maybe I should tell the internet my wishes more often!
But their more comfortable, and the Sears employees look at me weird when I ask to try on the store ones.
Do you know a good mail order panty store?
Stupidest graph ever. “By myself” and “when no one can hear me” are the same thing…
And, who the hell tells jokes when no one else is around??? What kind of idiot are we talking about here?
“When no one can hear me” would imply there are people in the room with you but can’t hear the joke due to loud music or other people talking etc?
you kinda did. the whole “And, who the hell tells jokes when no one else is around???” sparked the whole “i want your opinion” thing.
Well, that second comment “don’t question me, …” wasn’t from the real zippycat. I wasn’t even home or near a computer by then.
Of course you won’t believe me, but it’s true. It sucks that any troll can put in any other user’s name.
Didn’t we all used to have stupid little avatars that went along with our ISP or email address or something, so that no matter what user name we put, it was always the same avatar?
tacos….
lol! randomness…
Would have made a pretty good venn diagram.
Understanding two things are the same FAIL.
So if only you hear the good jokes, how do you even know they’re good at all? Judging by this graph, I would say that none of them are funny.
Who the hell tells jokes by themselves? Is he waiting until he tells himself one he hasn’t heard before?
Ok, granted there may be rare times you wouldn’t be technically alone and still no one can hear you (like at loud rock concert i.e. KISS, Green Day, Barry Manilow…) but I feel for this person. Hang in there graph designer! There’s someone out there for everyone! If you want to be more witty, read everything you can.
…And don’t troll around sites like this and post infantile gutteral responses because you can hide behind the anonymousness of your logon; pretty lame.
i hear a distant cry of ‘HYPOCRITE’
Since when is Barry Manilow doing loud rock concerts?
Hey, grouping Manilow with Kiss and Green Day was the only funny thing associated with this lame graph.
since when was “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *GURGLES* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH” considered music?
lol everyone hates my graph but it is on the front page
“times when i tell a good joke”
this wasnt one of them.
graph=FAIL
comment thread below=WIN
this is now a michael jackson joke thread, So michael jackson is 99% plastic so they recycled him and made him into legos so little kids could play with him for a change
well at least i attracted some trolls, like that is really hard
What does mj and caviar have in common? caviar can still come on little white crackers
Joke fail. He’s dead, so the fact that caviar can is a difference. Did you hear what MJ’s last words were? “Somebody call the ambul-EEE-HEEE”
I think he wears earplugs most of the time. Sometimes when he tells a joke when he’s by himself he can hear it, but most of the time he’s wearing earplugs so no one can hear him.
if “when no one can hear me” read as “at an inappropriate time” I would have laughed at it.
just thought i would comment on this nearly a year later..
if you tell a joke and there is no one ther 2 hear it, is it realy a joke?
A.) Deaf persons can Not hear you ! So do others with covered ears !
B.) You are not by yourself when those persons are around !
A.) + B.) = you FAIL !