Comments on: Where Cats Sleep

By: VeMi_luves_pubes

VeMi_luves_pubes — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 01:54:45 +0000

The more you brag about your pubes…ugh

By: 123

123 — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:01:59 +0000

not if it’s a black cat, then it’ll be your white shirt

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:12:41 +0000

I was in my room and I here a big bang, and I am trying to find out what happened well it turns out my 30lb cat was in the lanudry basket and fellasleep rolled over and hit the flore, and this basket in on top of the dryerabout 4.5ft

By: EB

EB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:18:49 +0000

(Adds 24th) Getting somewhere.

By: EB

EB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:17:07 +0000

(Adds 23rd tally)

By: Zipperkitteh

Zipperkitteh — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:58:14 +0000

FAIL my cat is black xD

By: Eärossë

Eärossë — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:02:28 +0000

Unless of course your cat is black. In which case, it would sleep on your new white shirt.

By: Kittymouth

Kittymouth — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:36:48 +0000

But only if it’s a light-colored cat.
Black cats tend to prefer to lie on a woman’s new white blouse.

By: ai

ai — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:08:41 +0000

My cats sits on any book I open, on the keyboard when I start to type and on me when I want to sleep.

By: Raven

Raven — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:02:20 +0000

And THAT’s why I got a black cat

By: P13808

P13808 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:23:45 +0000

Please continue saying FIRST. It makes you cool.

By: What

What — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:08:58 +0000

Precisely.

Step 1: Get rid of your stupid cats.
Step 2: Get a dog.
Step 3: Stop making these ignorant cat graphs.

Actually, now that I think about it, step 3 should probably take priority.

By: cj

cj — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:53:46 +0000

Get a dog. This will solve all your problems.

By: Kannibal Doktor

Kannibal Doktor — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:32:15 +0000

My cat loves sleeping on my face, or shoving his fat crusty butt up next to it.

By: Mal

Mal — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:26:42 +0000

“On whatever you’re doing”

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:04:33 +0000

We have one light ginger cat, and he sheds as much hair as 200 cats.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:03:16 +0000

“homo’s”

Hmm, are you Dutch? The word “homo” isn’t really used much by English natives, they tend to go for “gay”, and sticking an apostrophe before a plural s after a long vowel is also a Dutch thing.

Anyway, I’m a lesbian. So forget it.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:01:48 +0000

Ours does that to wake you up in the morning. It’s fuzzy.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:01:18 +0000

I got up to go to the bathroom this morning and when I returned the cat was streeeeeeeched out where I was supposed to be ¬_¬

By: Kookaburra

Kookaburra — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:12:40 +0000

Heh heh, yep – if there is any scrap of paper on the floor in my house, that is where my cat will choose to sit.

By: Meg-Meg

Meg-Meg — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:51:41 +0000

Our cat’s actually pretty good. We have really big windowsills, so he normally goes and sit’s there. He rarely ever sleeps on clothes.

By: ILoveTodd

ILoveTodd — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:20:04 +0000

I’m looking for a real man!

Will you marry me?

By: Tasha.

Tasha. — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:55:14 +0000

bahah i just said that, like before i even read this. xD

By: Tasha.

Tasha. — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:54:10 +0000

Duuuude. You left out “on your face” because thats where mine usually crashes. And sometimes, he sleeps on the keyboard when I’m using the computer.

By: Rorschak

Rorschak — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:23:47 +0000

We actually had a cat that not only slept in her cat bed but also prefered her two scratchposts to the couch, despite her older colleague best efforts of showing her how to work the couch on an hourly basis.

Now we have a 2-year old. Cats have nothing on technologically inclined kids when it comes to destruction.

By: Me

Me — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:07:23 +0000

You lie… Its 4D

By: rickybobby

rickybobby — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:05:32 +0000

They forgot “in the sink”

Had a cat that liked to sleep up on a large limb in our mulberry tree. Only problem was that he would always roll over in his sleep

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:12:38 +0000

Learn grammar first; then come back and be an asshole.

By: Skyshade13

Skyshade13 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:38:41 +0000

Actually, my cats sleep on and in their bed.

By: nekorobo1138

nekorobo1138 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:37:45 +0000

The “bags” and “paper” that belong on this graph are missing.

By: nekorobo1138

nekorobo1138 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:33:01 +0000

Yeah, because it’s not at all possible that she was referring one black and white cat and one grey cat. Comments based in sterotypes don’t make you clever.

By: Todd

Todd — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:04:15 +0000

Cats are for homo’s.

Any woman wants a real man look me up.

By: MiniMoppel

MiniMoppel — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:41:03 +0000

“She hisses and bites as I throw her off my bed.”
YOUR bed?
You tiny little unimportant can-opener.

By: lolkrys

lolkrys — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:24:31 +0000

Amen to that! Bought a new big bed for my cat and he sleeps on the wood floor under my bed!

By: moi

moi — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:20:09 +0000

you have forgotten the fresh folded laundry piece of the graph.

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:17:41 +0000

When I enter my room after a hard day’s work, ready for a good sleep, I almost always find my cat sleeping in the exact center of my bed. She is so hard to move and is very stubborn. She hisses and bites as I throw her off my bed. Only to have her jump back up and insist the center. The result is me sleeping in an awkward position.

By: MiniMoppel

MiniMoppel — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:14:41 +0000

On my beloved Ecornes Stressless armchair…

By: Eliria

Eliria — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:11:06 +0000

Too true! Of course, my cats have black, white and grey hair, so no matter what color my new shirt is, I will be doomed! And yes- I see them sleeping more often on what I would imagine as slightly uncomfortable objects, like the top of the TV, instead of their little cat bets…. ah well.

By: repost of epic proportions

repost of epic proportions — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:49:09 +0000

Epic Repost !

By: Elfking

Elfking — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:46:45 +0000

A bit of a reversal of the “black cat sleeps on new white shirt” graph, is it not? I definitely recall such an entry.

By: Bix Nood

Bix Nood — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:27:54 +0000

Deja vu/10

By: VeMi

VeMi — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:05:51 +0000

FIRST LOL, please stop doing cat graphs