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FIRST LOL, please stop doing cat graphs
Please continue saying FIRST. It makes you cool.
(Adds 23rd tally)
The more you brag about your pubes…ugh
Deja vu/10
You lie… Its 4D
A bit of a reversal of the “black cat sleeps on new white shirt” graph, is it not? I definitely recall such an entry.
Epic Repost !
Too true! Of course, my cats have black, white and grey hair, so no matter what color my new shirt is, I will be doomed!
And yes- I see them sleeping more often on what I would imagine as slightly uncomfortable objects, like the top of the TV, instead of their little cat bets…. ah well.
Yeah, because it’s not at all possible that she was referring one black and white cat and one grey cat. Comments based in sterotypes don’t make you clever.
We have one light ginger cat, and he sheds as much hair as 200 cats.
On my beloved Ecornes Stressless armchair…
When I enter my room after a hard day’s work, ready for a good sleep, I almost always find my cat sleeping in the exact center of my bed. She is so hard to move and is very stubborn. She hisses and bites as I throw her off my bed. Only to have her jump back up and insist the center. The result is me sleeping in an awkward position.
“She hisses and bites as I throw her off my bed.”
YOUR bed?
You tiny little unimportant can-opener.
you have forgotten the fresh folded laundry piece of the graph.
Amen to that! Bought a new big bed for my cat and he sleeps on the wood floor under my bed!
Cats are for homo’s.
Any woman wants a real man look me up.
Learn grammar first; then come back and be an asshole.
(Adds 24th) Getting somewhere.
I’m looking for a real man!
Will you marry me?
“homo’s”
Hmm, are you Dutch? The word “homo” isn’t really used much by English natives, they tend to go for “gay”, and sticking an apostrophe before a plural s after a long vowel is also a Dutch thing.
Anyway, I’m a lesbian. So forget it.
The “bags” and “paper” that belong on this graph are missing.
Heh heh, yep – if there is any scrap of paper on the floor in my house, that is where my cat will choose to sit.
Actually, my cats sleep on and in their bed.
They forgot “in the sink”
Had a cat that liked to sleep up on a large limb in our mulberry tree. Only problem was that he would always roll over in his sleep
We actually had a cat that not only slept in her cat bed but also prefered her two scratchposts to the couch, despite her older colleague best efforts of showing her how to work the couch on an hourly basis.
Now we have a 2-year old. Cats have nothing on technologically inclined kids when it comes to destruction.
Duuuude. You left out “on your face” because thats where mine usually crashes. And sometimes, he sleeps on the keyboard when I’m using the computer.
Ours does that to wake you up in the morning. It’s fuzzy.
bahah i just said that, like before i even read this. xD
My cat loves sleeping on my face, or shoving his fat crusty butt up next to it.
Our cat’s actually pretty good. We have really big windowsills, so he normally goes and sit’s there. He rarely ever sleeps on clothes.
I got up to go to the bathroom this morning and when I returned the cat was streeeeeeeched out where I was supposed to be ¬_¬
“On whatever you’re doing”
Get a dog. This will solve all your problems.
Precisely.
Step 1: Get rid of your stupid cats.
Step 2: Get a dog.
Step 3: Stop making these ignorant cat graphs.
Actually, now that I think about it, step 3 should probably take priority.
And THAT’s why I got a black cat
My cats sits on any book I open, on the keyboard when I start to type and on me when I want to sleep.
But only if it’s a light-colored cat.
Black cats tend to prefer to lie on a woman’s new white blouse.
Unless of course your cat is black. In which case, it would sleep on your new white shirt.
FAIL my cat is black xD
I was in my room and I here a big bang, and I am trying to find out what happened well it turns out my 30lb cat was in the lanudry basket and fellasleep rolled over and hit the flore, and this basket in on top of the dryerabout 4.5ft
not if it’s a black cat, then it’ll be your white shirt