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Awesome.
Would LOVE to have my own office! (SIGH!)
Amen to the majority reason, which is why I have an oscillating fan in the corner of mine. I tell everybody it’s that the A/C doesn’t reach in well in my office but the real reason for it is fart dissipation.
But doesn’t the fan start dissipating your farts before you’ve had the chance to enjoy them? Seems to me that would be the one downside.
That’s probably why they gave you your own office.
hey, is that all I have to do to get my own office?
It worked for Ryan Phillipe in Crash. It was a car, not an office, but it’s the same idea.
I have my own office and I really miss my colleagues!
Farting all day long FTW!
I love having my own office because it’s much easier to do all my many supermodel girlfriends. You’re all wusses.
Any woman want a real man, look me up.
yeah, look you up to see that their man is way batter than you are. lol
Dammit Todd! I thought we told you off before. Stop trolling the boards, women don’t like you. Get out of your parent’s basement and find a job, preferably one that doesn’t let you near a computer.
Supermodels? You mean anorexic clothing racks? Psssssh.
Gotta admit, it’s why I was happy to have my own office yesterday. Broccoli FTL.
That’s exactly why I want my own office!
yes!
It should say “No one smells me fart all day long”
All day? Seriously? What have you been eating?!
and you can bone your woman w/out getting in trouble
that graph is missing a section, watching porn without fear of being caught in the act.
And the occasional tug!
Goofing off online needs to be MUCH larger.
Clearly, because how else would this graph get here in the first place?!
This is so right on the money for me. I would also say no one can smell my farts, but people randomly come in, and that gets emberassing. Also, I take my shoes and socks off to vigorously scratch at my athlete’s foot. Another plus for my own office.
Couldn’t agree more with the second poster. Wish I had my own office/could work outta home.
The biggest reason you love to have your own office would be my primary form of entertainment if I had a cubicle or desk of somekind.
I would kill to have my own office. I’m stuck in the front cube, which means I hardly ever have peace, quiet or the ability to focus on the task at hand. I get all the stupid questions, noise from the conference room directly beside my area, and have no privacy. If everyone would just leave me alone and send work/questions via e-mail, my life would be so much better. I am anti-social and proud of it!
You haven’t lived until you have Megadesk