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You got the size up the situation.
Age of checker, number of items in carts and on the belt, and number of people.
Not to forget hotness of checker.
referance to what freeway line you’re in
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I’ve never seen a line at light speed!!
actually…I´ve never seen nothing moving at light speed
*I* saw something moving at light speed. It’s called light.
Great comment – it made this boring graph worthwhile.
This graph burned my retinas.
it’s pantone 1184 man!
Sucky comment – it made this boring graph more worthless.
…sure u can see light. But not its speed
so you can see speed?
Yeah, and it’s crappy sequel.
You can see the speed of light if you are on speed…
Shouldn’t there be a “reverse” speed for the last column? After all, when you get into another line, isn’t it usual that 40 or 50 “friends”, “relatives”, total strangers, etc. come back with their 50 cases of soda and shopping cart full of enough snacks to last 2000 years, or other such oddities?
Yes, I’m using exaggeration, but that’s part of the fun!
I believe this should have been a bar graph. Also you have my stapler.
Linegraph rather, pardon the absentmindedness.
this also applies to Turnpike Toll Booths, Metal Detectors at work, Entrance Gates at sports events, and many other lines as well
The first bar should be ‘IQ of graph maker before graph’, the middle one should be ‘IQ graph maker thinks they have’ and the last one ‘IQ of graph maker AFTER making graph’.
Lame graph is very lame.
LOOL
You have a point there
yup, that can’t be more accurate! But still, this graph maker has a point!
ttly true
Oh my god what an amazing graph! You’re so smart, how did you ever come up with this? Comedic gold, my friend. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a graph on this site that depicts Murphy’s Law – very fresh and hilarious graph!
/sarcasm
Waah, my 1st front page graph, and you guys are all like from VGBoxart. ;(
This is accurate.
No! No! Go back on 4! DAMN! I left my aura there!
NO mention of coupons?
The line goes faster when you get behind the hottie in the thong bathing suit with the see thru wrap.
You want it to last, she has to get back to the party with the ice and vodka……..
I f*cking hate Murphy. I wish he’d stop making stupid rules.