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pretty much every dog I’ve ever had or encountered ALWAYS do the knock you over with excitement thing. That’s the beauty of dogs. They’re pretty much always thrilled that you exist.
Whereas cats… well, that would be one long line all the way along the bottom of this graph.
If you’re lucky.
That depends on the cat…. The stereotype of a cat says that, but few cats I know are actually like that. The ones that are aren’t even average cats–they’re feral. I volunteer at an animal shelter, and most of the cats will at least come up to me and rub up against my legs when I enter the room.
Any time I come home from work, my cat will literally trip me and walk between my legs rubbing up against me until I pick her up and pet her. Once I do, she’s fine to just follow me around. She always has to be in the same room as me as well. She can be dead asleep, but as soon as I get up and walk to another room, she follows me. She’ll wait till I stop somewhere for a few moments, and if she’s really tired, she’ll lay down and sleep there while I do whatever I’m doing, but as soon as I leave the room, she’s right beside me.
My cat (before she died) used to hide under furniture and claw the $#!t outta my leg as I walked by. I DON’T miss that about her.
SINCE WHEN CAN DOGS SMILE? YOU GOT A MAGICAL DOG THERE
My dog will “smile” its not an actual smile but it def. looks like one, every Husky i have ever owned has smiled.
and this graph is sort of true for my dog, if we go out and get the mail, she just looks at us when we come in a “damn that was fast” sort of way, but if i leave for work and come back a few hours later she’s practically knocking me off my feet
this graph is so untrue, dogs are almost always as happy as can be, if you´ve been away 2 or 60 minutes, it doesnt matter
Dogs smile?
This graph does not apply for time values bigger than 24 hrs. I was gone from my family and dog for one year and he ran straight to mum when we got back from the airport x(
Turn off the lights boy, it’s time to lick off mommy’s peanut butter again.
No son, you’re in charge of shaving my ass tonight. I want it nice and clean for your jam licking!
this is not true for my chihuahua, his default response is so excited he pees.
this should really be more like a parabola
I completely agree. My dog goes nuts if I just walk out to take out the garbage. He’s off-the-wall when I come home from work. But if I come back after a week away, he’s kind of just walks up to me. He’s playing it cool.
that’s not a parabola.
Definitely. There should be a whole new scale if you are carrying food of any kind.
If the X axis went to 3 days then the top of the Y axis would be “Piddles on the floor”
Agreed
gee thank for sharing that piece of information
Not true. If my family is gone for ten minutes, my dog flips out. If my family is gone for two hours, my dog flips out. Time means nothing to a dog
Aww, I love beagles – they’re my favourite breed. They’re so cute =)
And yeah, what everyone else said: if you just go out to collect the mail, the dog will STILL knock you over with excitement.
One of my dogs you don’t even have to leave to room to get a reaction out of her. She’ll be sitting across the room from you one moment and next BAM! A Chihuahua has planted herself in the center of your sternum.
Granted this is the same down you can scare half to death by quietly walking into the same room as her.
This cannot be un-”seen”.
Goddamn I am hard as a rock.
My dog would have the line straight across the ‘knocks over in excitement’ bar, no matter how long you’ve been gone. She’s very excited when her ducks are all in a row and she doesn’t have to run around looking for anyone. (yes, I own a shepherd… she’s always herding us into the same room so she can sleep without worrying XD)
This is a nice one. Very true as well ;p
This isn’t true. Dogs have no perception of time. The Guru haz spoken!
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I can walk to the mailbox and back (which takes about 30 seconds) and my dogs’ excitement level when I return is “knocks you over in excitement”. Whether it be 30 seconds or 8 hours, I get the same level of excitement from my dogs.
Sometimes I bring my dog to the front door, have him watch me exit, close the door, then ring the doorbell, and when I come back in he’s barking, wagging his tail, and jumping up.
Yeah, he’s probably retarded.
My dogs have no perception of time. they act the same when ive been gone for a minute as if ive been gone a week
when i come out of the bathroom my greatdane tackles be against the sofa 1 time he peed on me it was like a garden hose
Ah, but I have …
Never mind.