Comments on: Why people think I’m a lesbian.

By: Efy

Efy — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 14:45:55 +0000

A bass, a snare and a cymbal just laughed themselves to death over the total fail in your post.

By: No-Name

No-Name — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 01:27:37 +0000

Ya know I hate Twilight,Like 1st person shooters and guy movies and I don’t say “like” in every sentence. People call me a tomboy not a lesbian.

By: Ghost

Ghost — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 02:53:03 +0000

That’s because everyone thinks you are a phaggy douchebag for your constant ‘advertisement’ fails. Get a life, maybe you will get lucky and trick some poor, unsuspecting dumb person into actually liking you.

By: Blargh Blarrrrrrr

Blargh Blarrrrrrr — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 10:04:27 +0000

Or sane.

By: meowface

meowface — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:43:42 +0000

Just after the part where both genders have pubes.

By: meowface

meowface — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:41:23 +0000

I’m sick of people thinking I should have some sort of mistaken sexual identitity with a sibling. Why can’t they just accept it’s my mother, she just takes care of herself well?

By: meowface

meowface — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:39:37 +0000

Check again, face. People change their minds and feelings often. Confusion is certainly a factor. Just because you later find out your feelings were caused by confusion or curiosity doesn’t change that you felt them at the time. Limes.

By: meowface

meowface — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:37:14 +0000

I like this when taken with the post above it.

By: meowface

meowface — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:36:00 +0000

Or maybe they have partners who care about such things and like the hairless-woman image.

By: ....

.... — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 20:31:45 +0000

SUPPOSED being the key word. And aren’t geeks smarter than nerds? Or am I mixing them up… :l

By: ....

.... — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 20:30:26 +0000

Yea, sorry, but Twilight really does suck. There are those of us out there that like books, wanted to have an informed opinion, and were vaguely curious that read the whole series. I am one of those people. It was awful. Humans or no humans.

By: alethia

alethia — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 02:00:33 +0000

i wonder how small these boxes get?

By: Anonyminous

Anonyminous — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:16:26 +0000

Then they are not living life to their full potential.

By: Anonyminous

Anonyminous — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:09:56 +0000

Actually I think it’s that everyone hates Twilight…

By: Anonyminous

Anonyminous — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:07:56 +0000

Yeah, aren’t nerds supposed to be smart?

By: SurferSasquatch

SurferSasquatch — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:21:21 +0000

By God….I thought women like this were only conjured up in the hopeful dreams of level 10 Paladins!

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 02 May 2010 11:56:32 +0000

No, just a book.

By: 602p

602p — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:22:13 +0000

LIKE this like like this like?

By: Zoe

Zoe — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:01:21 +0000

yeah, I wish I could too. I’d rather be known as a flannel wearing- boy-punching, future mechanic etc. than a girly slut.

By: FadedLY

FadedLY — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:28:20 +0000

I was waiting for the disgruntled gay man to drop in here and say he was tired of everyone thinking his boyfriend was his brother because they hang out all the time but sleep in separate rooms. =p

By: FadedLY

FadedLY — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:21:14 +0000

No kidding. I guess that’s how the word “lesbian” became synonymous with “drunken giggly hawt college girlygirl”.

It’s incredibly stupid and debasing. Can I go back to being an abomination from Satan because of my homosexuality? Please, pretty please?

By: Cookie

Cookie — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:12:21 +0000

Lol,I find it funny that this actually describes me xD

By: griffin

griffin — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:17:24 +0000

My friends always they love each other. It changes everyday. So so annoying. Ah well
But it’s so funny when i here boys speaking of a shooting game and i add something, it’s like they’ve never seen a girl before!

By: bob

bob — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:24:53 +0000

fail

By: SomalianPirate

SomalianPirate — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:52:13 +0000

MARRY ME!!

By: murrmaid

murrmaid — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:31:49 +0000

That’s exactly what I thought when I first read it. Pathetic.

By: EHW

EHW — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:19:51 +0000

a met a guy who claimed to have a sister playing on star
wars battlefront II while playing battlefront.

By: Me

Me — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:44:12 +0000

wow, that wasn’t retarded at all.

By: internet nerds are cool

internet nerds are cool — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 23:49:40 +0000

I agree with them 0%. No one should ever combine the word “Twilight” with “nerd”. It’s senseless.

Twilight sucks, end of story.

By: LadyOfWolves

LadyOfWolves — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:22:08 +0000

ROFL! That has happened to me before. Good old gorey movies, Gears of War, Halo3 (I am THE Team Doubles partner of my boyfriend, Aimless1derer.) I have always had guy friends, never made any friends that were girls. Oh Paintball, not a chick sport, LOVE IT!. To everyone who thinks this should be on fail blog… Why? There is no failure at all. Just failure on peoples parts for stereotyping lezzies. Sheesh.

By: Zakcjhg

Zakcjhg — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:28:48 +0000

I want to marry you.

By: francisca

francisca — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:17:23 +0000

hi thanks for share,i always came to visit ur Blog:)

By: KAWCK

KAWCK — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:29:47 +0000

Hating twilight is the best thing you can do with your life. if you dont hate it. you are obviously a… there isnt a bad enough word to describe those people!

By: Nia

Nia — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:41:57 +0000

This was retarded…:P

By: lawlercoasters

lawlercoasters — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:09:38 +0000

Ugh. This whole post opened up a can of worms for pre-teen /teenage girls who want a little extra penis in their life to say “OMFG THAT R LEIK SoooooOOOOOOOoooo TTLLY MI!”

If only someone would smack these girls, explain to them they arent special just because they have interests that MANY other girls have. There’s a rly hot girl counterstrike team in Sweden. Considering they are Swedes I can pretty much say with all certainty none of the girls posting on this forum are as hot as those girls.

Get over yourself, ladies. Back to the kitchen with haste!

By: Summer

Summer — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:52:13 +0000

yeah david bowie is the only male allowed to sparkle…. otherwise ur just a fruit.

By: Bleh

Bleh — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:03:07 +0000

good thing this isnt on failblog then

By: Finn

Finn — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:39:30 +0000

Well, David Bowie has stated that he’s bisexual, so moot point.

But still, Twilight is a terrible thing.

By: itwasadarkandstormynight

itwasadarkandstormynight — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:12:39 +0000

For all the people who think that Twilight’s fanbase is made up of idiots, look what its hate base consists of.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:49:44 +0000

I heard the author of Twilight is coming out w/ a fifth book and it’s gonna be a huge thing. People are gonna open it to read and it will be better than the other ones, know why? It’ll be 500 pages of nothing.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:44:54 +0000

Edward’s a homo. You don’t meet a straight guy that sparkles. Except David Bowie.

By: [[AM3L!A]]

[[AM3L!A]] — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:56:38 +0000

Two snare drums and a symbol fall off a cliff…

By: [[AM3L!A]]

[[AM3L!A]] — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:42:16 +0000

Mmm. ‘Tis a real shame for actual lesbians… -cough- myself. -Cough-

By: [[AM3L!A]]

[[AM3L!A]] — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:36:27 +0000

Above comment[s] [are] win. [:

By: Grace

Grace — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:42:37 +0000

Yes I’m replying to myself, I’ve just realised I spelt completely wrong, 5 lines down, 4th from the left. I even outdid my P.S, THE SHAME

By: Grace

Grace — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:39:43 +0000

I read the Twilight books as my sister has them. It was the Easter holidays and I had nothing to do, the plot is boring and the blurb gives to much away. I know people know that Twilight is about vampires but still, It’s kind of stupid. The movie is worth a meh, the only part worth watching is the fight at the end. I also I have a certain liking for the cactus.
Ok now going completey off topic and saying this.
As a joke me and my best friend said we were lovers, by the end of the day me and my friend were asked, “Oh my god, I can’t believe you and Beth (my friends name) are getting married and moving to China”. We were quite amused and now refer to it as the chinese whispers incedent. Sorry for my increasingly long comment but I felt like typing. Any way bye.

P.S (Even though this isn’t even a letter)

I spent ages looking for spelling fails and I can guarantee one or two and if you find them, tell me.

By: SallyBones38

SallyBones38 — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:14:48 +0000

Minus the last one, that sounds like me too. I can agree with you.

By: flash1974

flash1974 — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:58:16 +0000

i love lesbians licking (non stick) frying pans

By: rory

rory — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:12:23 +0000

Hahaha I think this is hilarious

By: twilighthater

twilighthater — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:37:22 +0000

twilight is to brain as something very crappy is to something very tiny