Why men wear sunglasses
Graph by: dunno source via Graph Jam Builder
Otherwise you’re more likely to get caught on camera…
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Lovely
Yeah, this is a complete rip off of a graph I made a few days ago. You couldn’t even come up with your own reasons.
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4455253&vk=2yZ%2fQidCJNqonYv4tFFx8PIR1wBhlZQF9EMMWQ0E8esxkC7LQ4Q3%2fcPg2b6nsReX
Win to Meg-Meg-Meg!
yeah but they did a way better job on their chart then you did. notice how theirs is on the site and yours isn’t.
Run away with me.
Yeah that’s pretty accurate… you can’t ever be without the old ‘Tool of the Trade’!!! Too bad the secret is out now.
Aww but I was having fun >:
(Yes, I am female)
That aside my main reason for wearing them is because my eyes are sensitive to the light. Like… painfully sensitive…
I don’t wear sunglasses because women want me to look at their breasts and I like them to know that I am. You’re all wusses.
Any woman want a real man, look me up.
LOL, did you copy your online persona from the Todd character on Beavis and Butthead? Very similar.
heheheheh… Yeah, Todd is cool!
And Scrubs.
Any woman want a annoying man with no life who looks at GraphJam all day to post a dumb comment, look him up.
DIRECTED AT TODD-
YEAH…HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN?
YEAH WOULD THAT BE LIKE 3?
Oohh okay Todd, thank God you’ve come along! I’ve been waiting so long for a man who will blatantly gawk at my breasts.. I’m so tired of these wussy men who try to be polite by not letting me notice that they’re looking. How dare they be concerned with not seeming creepy- they should be more like you, and stare shamelessly in front of everyone! Who cares what women think of you? You’re a REAL man, and they should all just let you stare as much as you want!
(FYI Todd- This graph refers to real women, not the ones you visit at the strip club. Of course they want you to look, dumbass, you’re paying them.)
Fantastic retort. I applaud your comment.
That was very insightful. Minor detail: If you actually believe that strippers are not REAL women, you’re a moron. What do you think they are, robots?
Well of course they are robots. They are clearly an elaborate set up by the government to fund research to capture Godzilla.
try this: they Want you to look–but they still don’t much like the fact that you openly gawp.
–but would a ‘real man’ actually go to stripper club/s? ..well okay, if you’re a man..but then again. ‘real men’ are loved/looked up to by their fellow (self labeled) ‘wannabe real men’..but turn up ‘loser’/'bum’ on the women radar..yeah..complicated much?
wow, we got the Scrubs characters here, I see …
Amen Brotha!
Nice to know sexism is alive and well, GraphJam.
Where’s my sandwich?
take those sunglasses off, and you could see it 8)
Because they’re 106 miles from Chicago, they’ve got a tank full of gas, and it’s dark.
You got to it before I could! Great reference.
we’re on a mission from god
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Don’t forget the half pack of cigarettes.
How often does the train go by?
So often that you won’t even notice it.
Too bad it’s not true. Trust me we can always tell.
yeah right, not if we leave out heads up. You just automatically assume that we’re looking at your breasts….granted we usually are…not always but…usually….I’m sorry what? I got caught up in my wife’s breast when she was walking through
not very surprising XDD
Try being 5’0″ with 34DDDs! And, I didn’t pay for ‘em. Damn genetics!
There is such thing as DDD.
Where I work at (A warehouse for a TV Shopping company), they do sell bras, and I have seen sizes that go up to DDD
Apparently whether they do “DDD” or “E” next varies between countries.
-Dribbles and tries to stop the oncoming heart attack-
I try not to look, but damn is it difficult to think if there’s something to look at >:(
34F
I win!
(it’s a pain in the back, I tells ya)
I’m a 38K (which is equivalent to a septuple D.) You know that trick where you’re supposed to put a pencil under your breast, and if it doesn’t fall down, you need a bra? I can do that with a Cleveland phone book (what can I say, I was bored and curious, so I tried it once.) It is a MAJOR pain in the back. I don’t really mind it when guys look, but I definitely DO mind when they stare.
*ogles yellow pages*
How much did you pay for those?
I use them for all 3!
haha me too!
That’s it! The graphmaker is out of the brotherhood. You can’t be making secrets like this made known publicly. It’s like the one website /a certain letter/. You can’t talk about it!
What about the guys that wear their sunglasses at night? I have heard that it is so that they can:
A. Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
B. Keep track of the visions in my eyes
C. Forget my name while you collect your claim
D. See the light that’s right before my eyes
I think it’s only the Canadians chuckling….
so true
red = “because we’re douchebags”
Red= Because I don’t want to look like a douchebag if I forget to keep my eyes averted.
They keep the sun out of you’re eyes?
I believe you mean “your.”
you mean yer
mi scusi, I’ve been terribly stupid with my your/you’re’ses lately..
Ugh.
There are other charts than pie charts!
Using it for one purpose does not exclude its usefulness for another, which makes a pie chart horrible for this particular joke.
But yeah…
Bewbs.
Can’t argue with that logic.
Imagine the title was “MAIN reason why men wear sunglasses”. There, you’re happy again.
Should have included “so people can’t tell if they’re stoned”
but I don’t think thats exclusive to guys.
Indeed! ^^
Oh and allergies…
…and blind.
I’m impressed Grog, you managed to make a graph by banging two rocks together.
yup i did that today all three actually. but them looking good should b a little larger
They totally forgot the rockstar reason. So chicks can’t see the crow’s feet you’re getting and maybe you can score with someone a little on the young side…
We can always tell.
Despite considerable social advances, women remain pieces of meat that exist solely to entertain males.
guilty!
That’s exactly why I bought my sunglasses
Well aren’t you charming.
So true …
I support this graph.
To quote Darth Vader, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
That’s what Luke said, not Darth.
Dont tell them!!!!