Comments on: Michael Jackson

By: NeeChee100

NeeChee100 — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:13:12 +0000

surely one can see “black or white” as a metaphor for all races?

By: ErmineStoat

ErmineStoat — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 02:20:05 +0000

Comment win! Thanks, MJ, for giving us all hope– and an excuse to come up with more jokes!

By: ErmineStoat

ErmineStoat — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 02:17:28 +0000

Still funny, but if anyone admits it, they look bad. It is sort of depressing, though, after the funny wears off.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:26:56 +0000

No way, Totodiles are better. Mudkips are overused.

By: lilkittykats

lilkittykats — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:29:54 +0000

no, the ivory

By: lilkittykats

lilkittykats — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:27:46 +0000

ebony and ivory work together in perfect harmony…

By: lilkittykats

lilkittykats — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:25:51 +0000

It sounds like normal race terms unless you put or over where they overlap.

By: lilkittykats

lilkittykats — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:23:38 +0000

It’s really sad how true that is. (sheds pure fan tear for MJ like did for Steve Irwin)

By: lilkittykats

lilkittykats — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:20:52 +0000

You notice how it changes right in between 19th and 25th except for OneHappyAtheist, defending him. Please go comment on the one on page 30 or 31, has too many haters.

By: lilkittykats

lilkittykats — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:16:59 +0000

Zactly. R.I.P all you souls up there. Don’t worry MJ, Joe’s never gonna end up in the clouds with you… : ) And your comment is a total win.

By: lilkittykats

lilkittykats — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:10:40 +0000

Yes! Quantum Mehanics Win!!

By: MowmaCat

MowmaCat — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:34:51 +0000

By: atownspider

atownspider — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:25:01 +0000

completely tasteless, not everyone is an inbreed backwoods ignoramous such as yourself

By: catlady

catlady — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:02:26 +0000

Agreed.

By: Fortius

Fortius — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:27:04 +0000

Reference: http://graphjam.com/2009/06/30/song-chart-memes-michael-jackson-2/

EVERYONE would have laughed at this if the timing was different. Now that he died, all of the hypocrites of the world play as if he’s some kind of world philanthropist or something and not a pop star.

By: Body Detox Diets

Body Detox Diets — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:23:39 +0000

I will surely miss Michael Jackson, he is really worthy of the name King of Pop and he is certainly one of the greatest musicians of all time.

By: Howard G.

Howard G. — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:46:00 +0000

Well I think it is still funny, even now. You would have loled if it were any day before the day he died, and you know it.

By: Moop

Moop — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:37:20 +0000

I thought the X was there because he was dead?

By: MJ

MJ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:47:26 +0000

FAIL!

(ps. im not dead. i just needed to sell some records.)

By: waller

waller — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:18:46 +0000

What did he do wrong?

By: Johnny

Johnny — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:55:39 +0000

Actually I find this graph funny BECAUSE of the irony involved with it.

By: So Sue Me

So Sue Me — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:25:32 +0000

Now that he’s dead, this graph is even more hilarious. You pretty much rock my socks.

By: JMAN

JMAN — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:28:08 +0000

L
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By: Helena

Helena — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:48:55 +0000

GODDAMNIT

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:29:33 +0000

awkward!!!

By: Somebody Else

Somebody Else — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:05:02 +0000

Wow… Great timing…

By: chatmort

chatmort — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:04:33 +0000

this should be moved on failblog since he just died…

By: Ashurii

Ashurii — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:12:29 +0000

Not as funny now that he’s dead.
Schande.

By: Skeez

Skeez — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:02:59 +0000

R.I.P. the greatest entertainer to ever live

By: ILIKETHATCAT

ILIKETHATCAT — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:00:32 +0000

R.I.P. MJ…

By: Meep

Meep — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:54:23 +0000

Michael Jackson actually died today.

By: FlyingLemur

FlyingLemur — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:50:10 +0000

And now Michael’s dead. Do you feel proud of yourself?

By: OneHappyAtheist

OneHappyAtheist — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:36:47 +0000

While I get the reference, and can agree that it’s slightly amusing, and more so by those who don’t know about it, Jackson is “white” because he has vitiligo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo#Public_figures_with_vitiligo

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:09:58 +0000

Except that is says ebony and ivory. And that’s what Doonyboy was referring to when he said harmony. Since I am not the maker of this graph, I wouldn’t know whether or not they have anything to do with it. But I was not referring to the graph anyway. I was referring to Doonyboy’s comment.

By: ...

... — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:28:48 +0000

The one where Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder have nothing to do with this graph.

By: papajon

papajon — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:20:46 +0000

Same here. This was by far the best graph I’ve seen in months.

By: Money for Brains

Money for Brains — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:04:43 +0000

I lol’d

By: MK1K

MK1K — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:08:15 +0000

Oh, wow, a Michael Jackson joke! So funny.

>_>

By: badcat

badcat — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:30:28 +0000

This would make more sense as a timeline.

By: Mintaka

Mintaka — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:48:07 +0000

I think it should be “irony,” but perhaps that’s just me.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:11:06 +0000

It’s in reference to a song by Paul McCaurtney and Stevie Wonder. What world do you live in?

By: Catholic priest

Catholic priest — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:17:05 +0000

And the lord said, “suffer the children let them come unto me”. I can interpret that any way I want.

By: whatev

whatev — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 19:03:51 +0000

LMAO…..good one…you must be lonley, yesterday you wanted the girls….

By: ...

... — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:51:52 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_mechanics

You aren’t the smartest person are you?

By: Todd

Todd — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:16:08 +0000

I’ll show you Michael Jackson. You’re all wusses.

Any little boys want a real man, look me up.

By: J

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:02:43 +0000

Timely!

By: jimbo

jimbo — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:51:23 +0000

You moron… everyone know that it’s Ebory!

God…

By: jimbo

jimbo — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:49:05 +0000

I was unaware that there were more than one. Can you please name them or send me a multi-verse map of some kind?

I really want to find the world where the unicorns and liagras live in perfect, peaceful harmony. Oh… and the one where you pour beer on your cereal instead of milk and get to carry around rocket launchers and flame throwers while cool 40′s music plays in the background according to your mood and whether or not you’re blowing up the evil foes of the liagras… the tigions.

Yes please. Tell me how to find that world.

By: Bubette

Bubette — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:38:11 +0000

No… this is imaginative and slightly absurd. It works.

By: ...

... — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:09:46 +0000

What world do you live in?