Comments on: Types of Commercially Available Toilet Paper

By: Sheikah

Sheikah — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 10:53:34 +0000

So creative, but the art teacher never seems to agree… I wonder why lol

By: Walt Rentlaw

Walt Rentlaw — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 02:06:36 +0000

As yosh said…”Women just don’t seem to understand…”

By: CAFFINE

CAFFINE — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 05:20:14 +0000

diaf google it

By: kittikatz

kittikatz — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 04:24:53 +0000

Lack of quality isn’t my school’s problem. The toilet paper is fine, but the dispensers are always empty. >.< Also, people use the toilet paper that is there in very "creative" ways.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 22:55:30 +0000

there is no halfway decent toilet paper. it’s either toilet clogging or sandpaper.

By: Someone

Someone — Sun, 30 May 2010 13:14:09 +0000

I find the flamethrower more convenient.

By: Mason

Mason — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:26:01 +0000

MY A** IS BLEEDING OMG MY A** IS BLEEDING!!!!

By: steve

steve — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:43:21 +0000

chainsaw all the way. gets in those hard to reach places

By: doodahman90

doodahman90 — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:01:00 +0000

Thank you from the heart of my bottom…

By: Jacob Vardy

Jacob Vardy — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:40:52 +0000

I remember coming accross year ago what proported to be the oldest know joke in English:

“What is the cleanest leaf?

The holly leaf”

the joke comesfrom the fact that leaves were used as arse wipes in the 800s and holly has lots of spikes.

Whats old is nes…

By: bobby yum yums

bobby yum yums — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:29:59 +0000

i’m a big fan of sea urchins for toilet paper purposes

By: bobby yum yums

bobby yum yums — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:28:35 +0000

or a 14 year old with braces and acne who eats cheetos as his source of nutrients

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:46:05 +0000

If you need a hand to hold the seat up, I think your toilet’s broken.

By: yosh

yosh — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:46:16 +0000

We need those fluffy toilet seats because every room of the house has to have at least one thing that “looks nice” but is more trouble that it’s worth. Women just don’t seem to understand that sometimes you need both hands to take care of business. Using a hand to hold the seat up can cause messes.

By: Garbledina

Garbledina — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:34:06 +0000

Choose wisely…

By: Andrea

Andrea — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:43:27 +0000

I usually break the end off a glass bottle and use that.

By: Ninja

Ninja — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:42:26 +0000

At least it would have been eco friendly…unlike all that wasted toilet paper…

By: gabi

gabi — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:12:41 +0000

funniest graph I’ve seen I a long time.

By: AgelMax

AgelMax — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:32:37 +0000

OMG that’s what my college uses!

I swear, with all the money we give them, you’d think they could get us some halfway decent toilet paper…

By: Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:21:38 +0000

Apparently people voted for it, therefore giving it the right to make the first page.

By: Lupine

Lupine — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:02:52 +0000

I’m normally okay with the toilet paper. It’s cheap tissues I can’t stand.

By: That One Guy

That One Guy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:43:04 +0000

Sandpaper? I use welded nuts and bolts.

By: hahahahhahhhahaha

hahahahhahhhahaha — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:06:50 +0000

ROFLMAO…….best ever!!!!!

By: Onion

Onion — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:50:33 +0000

You’re still using real toilet paper? I find sand paper to do the trick a lot better and if I get stuck I just use a little WD40.

By: Elfking

Elfking — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:33:12 +0000

Which brings me to my next bathroom-related point: Why do we need toilet seat covers?!
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Also, I take back what I said before; a few minutes ago, I used some toilet paper, the non-decorated kind, and it was dry and rough. Oddly enough, I think the ones with decorations are often softest.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:30:12 +0000

So it matches the hideous fluffy toilet seat cover, of course!

By: Lukas

Lukas — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:22:42 +0000

Good question.

By: Elfking

Elfking — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:22:18 +0000

This is true. I’ve seen many varieties of toilet paper, and sometimes, it’d be better to use paper from your printer. It’s often the pointless designs they put on them that make them scratchy. Why would you decorate something that is meant for THAT purpose in the first place?

By: Spikeyboy

Spikeyboy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:50:13 +0000

Hold on – I can think of two types of paper missed off here – Those weird, singly-dispensed sheets we used to use as tracing paper at school and the invisible rolls you were sure you packed just before you left for the music festival.

By: yawn

yawn — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:39:10 +0000

No it wouldn’t, it would be just another unfunny recycled joke.

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:33:36 +0000

Any woman want a man with horrible grammar and spends his entire day on GraphJam, call him.

You’ll get to meet his mother, and her basement!

By: Curmudgeon

Curmudgeon — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:30:50 +0000

This is locally funny only because just yesterday my office switched from “meh, office toilet paper” to stuff I’m quite sure was originally intended for the presses of our local newspaper.

I was the first to mention it to the office manager, but by quitting time she had been inundated with complaints.

And frankly, I like my tender bits tender. So does my husband. This new paper is gonna cause callouses.

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:09:06 +0000

How did this make it to the front page?

By: 2nd

2nd — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:17:09 +0000

Second

By: eat it.

eat it. — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:17:01 +0000

any woman want a man who’s comfortable taking it up the rear?

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:15:50 +0000

lol

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 13:02:05 +0000

I never get hurt by toilet paper. You’re all wusses.

Any woman want a real man, look me up.