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I never get hurt by toilet paper. You’re all wusses.
Any woman want a real man, look me up.
any woman want a man who’s comfortable taking it up the rear?
Any woman want a man with horrible grammar and spends his entire day on GraphJam, call him.
You’ll get to meet his mother, and her basement!
ROFLMAO…….best ever!!!!!
or a 14 year old with braces and acne who eats cheetos as his source of nutrients
You’re still using real toilet paper? I find sand paper to do the trick a lot better and if I get stuck I just use a little WD40.
Sandpaper? I use welded nuts and bolts.
I usually break the end off a glass bottle and use that.
i’m a big fan of sea urchins for toilet paper purposes
chainsaw all the way. gets in those hard to reach places
I find the flamethrower more convenient.
OMG that’s what my college uses!
I swear, with all the money we give them, you’d think they could get us some halfway decent toilet paper…
there is no halfway decent toilet paper. it’s either toilet clogging or sandpaper.
diaf google it
lol
Second
How did this make it to the front page?
Good question.
Apparently people voted for it, therefore giving it the right to make the first page.
This is locally funny only because just yesterday my office switched from “meh, office toilet paper” to stuff I’m quite sure was originally intended for the presses of our local newspaper.
I was the first to mention it to the office manager, but by quitting time she had been inundated with complaints.
And frankly, I like my tender bits tender. So does my husband. This new paper is gonna cause callouses.
No it wouldn’t, it would be just another unfunny recycled joke.
At least it would have been eco friendly…unlike all that wasted toilet paper…
Hold on – I can think of two types of paper missed off here – Those weird, singly-dispensed sheets we used to use as tracing paper at school and the invisible rolls you were sure you packed just before you left for the music festival.
This is true. I’ve seen many varieties of toilet paper, and sometimes, it’d be better to use paper from your printer. It’s often the pointless designs they put on them that make them scratchy. Why would you decorate something that is meant for THAT purpose in the first place?
So it matches the hideous fluffy toilet seat cover, of course!
Which brings me to my next bathroom-related point: Why do we need toilet seat covers?!
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Also, I take back what I said before; a few minutes ago, I used some toilet paper, the non-decorated kind, and it was dry and rough. Oddly enough, I think the ones with decorations are often softest.
We need those fluffy toilet seats because every room of the house has to have at least one thing that “looks nice” but is more trouble that it’s worth. Women just don’t seem to understand that sometimes you need both hands to take care of business. Using a hand to hold the seat up can cause messes.
If you need a hand to hold the seat up, I think your toilet’s broken.
As yosh said…”Women just don’t seem to understand…”
I’m normally okay with the toilet paper. It’s cheap tissues I can’t stand.
funniest graph I’ve seen I a long time.
Choose wisely…
I remember coming accross year ago what proported to be the oldest know joke in English:
“What is the cleanest leaf?
The holly leaf”
the joke comesfrom the fact that leaves were used as arse wipes in the 800s and holly has lots of spikes.
Whats old is nes…
Thank you from the heart of my bottom…
MY A** IS BLEEDING OMG MY A** IS BLEEDING!!!!
Lack of quality isn’t my school’s problem. The toilet paper is fine, but the dispensers are always empty. >.< Also, people use the toilet paper that is there in very "creative" ways.
So creative, but the art teacher never seems to agree… I wonder why lol