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So true and so annyoing.
oh and First!
I can always take apart my lego. You’re all wusses.
Any woman want a real man, look me up.
You’re still building legos and yet you call yourself a real man ?
Bwahaha yeah right !
Hey, don’t underestimate the manliness of legos.
The joke.
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Boon’s head.
Oh Todd, you are clearly the only man for me. Because of you, I have changed my mind about everything and I just want to be your woman. However do I reach you?
You said that somewhere else. How in hell is anybody supposed to look you up? By the name Todd? Not that anybody would, of course.
Blargh. This was stupid the first time you posted it. I know how to describe you…no, not real man…desperate man is more my thought.
Lego Tower – Rest in Piece
“Lego Tower – Rest in Pieces”
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Fun Fact: the plural of “lego” is “lego”. People who call them “legos” go to hell when they die.
LEGO is the company, not the product. Singular is “lego brick,” plural is “lego bricks.”
My brothers and i grew up calling them Lego blocks. (Back in the pre-Duplo days, when the big ones were huge and not compatible with the little ones.)
thankyou, saves me venting
You know… I find it hilarious that you’re talking about that when if you look at the Y axis labeling it says “Strenght” of Bond. If you’re going to go all grammar nazi might as well take a look at the spelling too.
Just to clarify I don’t really mind that. Just thought I’d point that out. I could care less about it, just find it humorous that nobody has pointed it out yet.
As long as we’re picking on language:
“I couldN’T care less”—as in “I care so little that a smaller amount is not possible”. ☺
Just so you know, Lancer, I am not a grammar nazi. Hence, the typo, for if I was a grammar nazi, I would have cared about it, but I didn’t even notice it until you pointed it out. But thanks anyway for doing so.
Since this graph is written in English, it is acceptable to use the standard English pluralization, which is either Legos or legos. Language changes. Get over it.
Except that Lego is a name, and names do not get pluralised in english.
Well why don’t people say “fishes” and “mouses”? Don’t say “legos” or you’ll sound like an idiot.
I figured out early on to keep a pocketknife around when legoing, otherwise you end up with all these legos with teethmarks on the edges
You have no idea how many of my legos have teethmarks…
The proper term is “Lego”. “Legos” is grammatically incorrect.
Oh, and brick separators are the best.
Well it should be “legos” because that’s easy and succint. But noooooooo! They have to protect corporate trademarks! It’s all about the money folks. No wonder Obama is at war with corporate America: Companies like Lego(s) must be evil! Eeeeeevil!
Legos is easier to say that Lego???
No, but it is easier to say than Lego.
Not in its native language
shut up, ok?
The thin ones are the worst… especially when you just cut your nails
The strength of the Lego is unmatched at night when you step on it going to the bathroom in the dark.
Yes! Exactly my thought. Those things are SHARP!
Lego use fail. If you know how to put them together, then nether the second bar nor the third apply.
1. Never stack them directly on top of each other. This makes them hard to take apart as there is no place to get leverage. Stack them where one overhangs from the other.
2. Never stack them directly on top of each other. This reduces the stability of the finished product. Have you ever seen a brick building? The brick positions are staggered for stability.
Teeth, knives, brick removal tools. All failures of proper use.
Scratched legos* are the marks of trial and error, a good lesson for anyone not afraid to fail.
*I don’t care what your grammar book says, legos sounds fine to me.
1. That’s what two brick separators are for, they’ve been produced by the Lego Company since ’88.
2. What happens when you need to match the difference of something adjacent? Two plates on top of each other does the job.
Lego bricks is the official pluralization because enough people call every building toy “legos” and therefore bring down the good name of Lego. Legos is acceptable if you plan on encompassing everything that the brand entails and nothing that it doesn’t.
The guy in that video has really bad reflexes, I would’ve caught that thing before it hit the floor!
It was like he just gave up on catching it without even trying.
“Whoa, what? Aww, screw it.”
If you would have “caught it” then it would have just broken in two somewhere and then there’d be even MORE of a mess to pick up or put back together. It’s like how when you were a kid and you’d put a whole bunch of markers together end to end: if you stop it when it’s going full force it just breaks at the point you’re stopping it.
The guy in the video was a moron at normal speed. Slowing it down several times only confirms that.
I’d like to see you watching several days of work come crashing down knowing it was your fault and any attempts of yours are futile to save it and watch how YOU react.
I don’t even touch my brother’s LEGOs anymore. I just touch them and they fall apart.
Maybe if you called them LEGO they wouldn’t fall apart
Industrial strength also when you step on it barefoot.
So true!!! I actually laughed out loud, literally, at this one!
Ugh, so true! I’m pretty good at taking legos apart cause I have long, strong nails, but occasionally I’ll run into a couple that are CEMENTED together. XP
I found a random tool in my house that works well for getting legos apart. It’s metal and I think it’s meant to push back overgrown cuticles. It came with a nail clipper and file set. Anyway, it works pretty well, even for the thin legos. If that doesn’t work, I use my teeth as a last resort.
You left out two parts of this graph. “Strength of Legos when under a bare foot” and Strength of legos when under a bare foot in the dark”
So true…
What about when the piece you want is attached to another piece?
Why does everybody call them “legos”? They’re called lego pieces (or bricks)
i’m always making cars out of legos (i’ve been saying that ever since my first set), whenever i take (or at least try to) take apart the cars it won’t come apart, but when ever i accidently drop it about a foot or so it smashes into a million bits. i just don’t get these damn legos.