This might work when deciding what to have for dinner, or which movie to rent … but when it comes to sex, it cheapens it to the level of scratching an itch on your back. No wonder people can’t find satisfaction in it, and keep wanting more ways to ‘scratch the itch’.

They’d be fulfilled if they understood the connection that can be made during lovemaking with a committed and trusted partner, as opposed to ‘cheap thrills’. There’s a deeper connection available that extends beyond the bedroom, but people miss it because they want to ‘get their rocks off’.

This brings us to the probability of the whole OS locking up being directly proportional to how much work you’ve done since the last save. But too obvious (and old news) to be worth a graph, without a good creative angle.

New type of computer? no, a puppy… y’know, small, furry, poop in your slippers. never freeze… well… not NEVER… but… they usually avoid it.
but you can’t look at pr0n on them.

I’m now older and wiser, and now I can look at all the porn I want! My current BF makes fun of me for it because he doesn’t look at porn… ah well, sorry babe, my engine needs to rev up a little before it turns on, and for that reason he doesn’t truly mind.

Believe me, you’ll run into it again, in some form or another. They all have it.

(Don’t ask. It was my secret, shameful pain for quite some time.)

I call idiocy on the guy looking at porn.

Looks like I’ve been doing it wrong.