Comments on: Where the monster is in horror movies

By: Anna

Anna — Thu, 20 May 2010 03:25:21 +0000

What I never get is why they don’t just fling them off, if they have no straps. It really isn’t that hard, and greatly reduces the risk of breaking your ankle.

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:49:10 +0000

or inside of you, waiting to burst out
like in that Freddy krueger movie, he ripped that guy open from the inside

By: Sizzle

Sizzle — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:58:26 +0000

Lmfao. You just made my day, ClickClick.

By: Bittorent jackson

Bittorent jackson — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:47:38 +0000

You should make just like this but it’d be separately for M.Night Shamalan movies

By: Lancer

Lancer — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:24:56 +0000

What’s this??? Hello! It’s a bar graph that DOESN’T fail with percentage totals!!! It’s a MIRACLE!!!

By: Max Chaplin

Max Chaplin — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 10:41:13 +0000

ZING!

By: juva

juva — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:21:53 +0000

So…did anyone just check behind themselves expecting a creepy monster to be there?

By: ClickClick

ClickClick — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:25:00 +0000

You’re a math genius, ryan.

By: My Bad

My Bad — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:35:22 +0000

Oh my! I forgot that Graph Jam was based upon the utmost degree of quality. I must make amends to all my wrongdoings! My sincerest apologies…

By: Shoopoftheday

Shoopoftheday — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:12:25 +0000

also right around the corner.

By: mm

mm — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:57:25 +0000

BB shut up already, it’s obvious you were the one doing that but got pissed off because even when you tried someone else was before you.

By: Been There

Been There — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:37:26 +0000

Started to correct to “high-heeled,” but I find “high-helled” is just as accurate a description for those shoes.

By: Been There

Been There — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:35:33 +0000

The monster (or the psychopathic killer or te enraged drug cartel boss or the sado-masochistic hitman, etc) is always a few meters behind the woman who is running through the woods wearing high heeled shoes, and of course she stumbles and falls. Its always a great commercial of why not to wear high-helled shoes…not only do they hurt your feet and make you clumsy, they prevent effective escapes from bringers of mayhem and doom!

By: Curmudgeon

Curmudgeon — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:50:46 +0000

Outside “her” bedroom window.

By: ryan

ryan — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:18:05 +0000

and now you said it 3 times

By: Homer

Homer — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:41:37 +0000

Oh, I did not notice that when I made the 104% comment above.

You’re right. This graph is FAIL.

By: crack

crack — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:41:11 +0000

I agree,

there is a scene in Golden Eye…. screw it, I just post a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq_I7ys1R64
Check out at 2:01, choppers coming out off the screen. “Wait, how did he NOT see them there? This has always bothered me, even to this day. Just thinking about it makes me mad.

By: Homer

Homer — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:39:46 +0000

Sometimes there are two monsters, so you can hit 104%.

By: I lose

I lose — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 11:26:53 +0000

Forgot about…well, can’t remember, duh!

By: Max Chaplin

Max Chaplin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:33:22 +0000

Most overused: in front of you, right after you look back and about to turn forward again.

By: Max Chaplin

Max Chaplin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:25:25 +0000

Yeah, non-linear graphs are illegal.

By: g_dogg

g_dogg — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:50:55 +0000

It’s odd that 50% comes 3/5 of the way up the graph here and that there’s apparently the same size difference between 0 and 5 as there is between 20 and 50. Maybe rules should be brought so that only people who finished school can make graphs?

By: ClickClick

ClickClick — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:43:35 +0000

Deep in the old well, where the townfolks all said not to look into.

By: ClickClick

ClickClick — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:42:24 +0000

In the basement. Under the staircase.
(First place I always look!)
(OMG! That’s the first time I’ve said First on GraphJam!)

By: rudemechanicaloz

rudemechanicaloz — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:53:33 +0000

If this had been titled ” Where the alien is… etc”, it has all the information it needs.

By: ella

ella — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:30:33 +0000

what about the closet?

By: docstar

docstar — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:20:18 +0000

your graph is poorly proportioned, it therefor fails.

By: Lawl

Lawl — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:24:41 +0000

Pretty much everywhere the watcher expects them to be, but the moron character doesn’t.

By: Pogonip

Pogonip — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:59:51 +0000

In the basement. Right after one character says to the other, “Let’s split up, you search the basement and I’ll search the attic.”

By: fish eye no miko

fish eye no miko — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:36:15 +0000

One option should be, “Right off screen, where a person could normally could see him, but since the camera can’t, the character can’t either.”
Seriously, there are so many horror films where the monster pops up from just off screen, and you’re thinking, “Wait, how did she NOT see him there?”

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:10:16 +0000

Forgot about the one making a useless smartass comment who doesn’t use proper grammar and punctuation.

By: The Anti Villain

The Anti Villain — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:07:57 +0000

or hiding in front of you to pop out an kill you

By: BB

BB — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:21:45 +0000

forgot about the one constantly refreshing GraphJam so he can say “FIRST!”

By: Ripley

Ripley — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:01:45 +0000

Forgot about the one sitting directly in front of you in the theater.