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Forgot about the one sitting directly in front of you in the theater.
forgot about the one constantly refreshing GraphJam so he can say “FIRST!”
Forgot about the one making a useless smartass comment who doesn’t use proper grammar and punctuation.
Forgot about…well, can’t remember, duh!
BB shut up already, it’s obvious you were the one doing that but got pissed off because even when you tried someone else was before you.
You should make just like this but it’d be separately for M.Night Shamalan movies
or hiding in front of you to pop out an kill you
One option should be, “Right off screen, where a person could normally could see him, but since the camera can’t, the character can’t either.”
Seriously, there are so many horror films where the monster pops up from just off screen, and you’re thinking, “Wait, how did she NOT see him there?”
I agree,
there is a scene in Golden Eye…. screw it, I just post a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq_I7ys1R64
Check out at 2:01, choppers coming out off the screen. “Wait, how did he NOT see them there? This has always bothered me, even to this day. Just thinking about it makes me mad.
In the basement. Right after one character says to the other, “Let’s split up, you search the basement and I’ll search the attic.”
In the basement. Under the staircase.
(First place I always look!)
(OMG! That’s the first time I’ve said First on GraphJam!)
and now you said it 3 times
You’re a math genius, ryan.
Lmfao. You just made my day, ClickClick.
The monster (or the psychopathic killer or te enraged drug cartel boss or the sado-masochistic hitman, etc) is always a few meters behind the woman who is running through the woods wearing high heeled shoes, and of course she stumbles and falls. Its always a great commercial of why not to wear high-helled shoes…not only do they hurt your feet and make you clumsy, they prevent effective escapes from bringers of mayhem and doom!
Started to correct to “high-heeled,” but I find “high-helled” is just as accurate a description for those shoes.
What I never get is why they don’t just fling them off, if they have no straps. It really isn’t that hard, and greatly reduces the risk of breaking your ankle.
Pretty much everywhere the watcher expects them to be, but the moron character doesn’t.
your graph is poorly proportioned, it therefor fails.
Sometimes there are two monsters, so you can hit 104%.
Oh my! I forgot that Graph Jam was based upon the utmost degree of quality. I must make amends to all my wrongdoings! My sincerest apologies…
what about the closet?
If this had been titled ” Where the alien is… etc”, it has all the information it needs.
Deep in the old well, where the townfolks all said not to look into.
It’s odd that 50% comes 3/5 of the way up the graph here and that there’s apparently the same size difference between 0 and 5 as there is between 20 and 50. Maybe rules should be brought so that only people who finished school can make graphs?
Yeah, non-linear graphs are illegal.
Oh, I did not notice that when I made the 104% comment above.
You’re right. This graph is FAIL.
Most overused: in front of you, right after you look back and about to turn forward again.
Outside “her” bedroom window.
also right around the corner.
So…did anyone just check behind themselves expecting a creepy monster to be there?
ZING!
What’s this??? Hello! It’s a bar graph that DOESN’T fail with percentage totals!!! It’s a MIRACLE!!!
or inside of you, waiting to burst out
like in that Freddy krueger movie, he ripped that guy open from the inside