As for Speedy Gonzales, while he did enter the country illegally, he is actually my uncle and has been living in a Boston area public housing project. I can assure all those reading that while I believe him to be a productive member of our society, I will not interfere with the current INS proceedings.

If it is free, who is paying the doctors?

Yosemite Sam knew the dangers of growing a mustache like that; we learned this from Wilfred Brimley, so he should have responsibility for his own actions.

As for Speedy Gonzales, if that is his actual identity, have we verified that he is even in the country legally? To me, he is clearly on some sort of drug as his hyperactivity is typical of a cocaine user (and I know something about drug use). Perhaps we should check his green card before we talk about what treatment he is entitled to.

In regard to the Squidbillies, shouldn’t they, under the 1st amendment, be allow to exclude anyone they wish from their show? Whether you agree with what they say or not, they should not be forced to include other characters that they do not agree with on their show. Our Constitution and says as much and the Supreme Court has agreed.

you know, forget it. I’m off to watch the Cartoon Network.

As part of this plan, the Warners will be divesting themselves of Dot Warner, leaving Yakko and Wacko was the two stronger siblings to stand on their own. The Good Feathers will be folded, partially do to their historical ties to organized crime. We will allow Slappy Squirrel to die of old age, and Mindy will be adopted by a Bob Saget.

“I like the way that rolls out, Wile E. Coyote, suuuper genius” (pronounced coy-o-tay)