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Taste after cooking hot pockets = bubbling turd with frozen corn.
Or something.
true dat
haha I just ate some. this directly relates to my current situation
jim gaffigan reference FTW!
ripoff of a mediocre comedian for the fail!
Doesn’t matter to me, it’s wonderfully laid out. But GJ should put the credit up under it.
Now the ubercrud XKCD one with the escalators, that I mind. That ruined the joke from the comic. But if you do it well and credit, I don’t care.
If indeed this is in relation to the comedian, then I suppose he should be mentioned. But on the other hand, hasn’t everyone who has cooked Hot Pockets encountered this problem at some time or other? It doesn’t have to be a ripoff, but it still can be funny.
(I don’t get this problem when I rotate them, but mine always rupture. Love the little reflector sleeves that come with the high-end pockets.)
I don’t even know who this Jim Gaffi-whatever is, but I have complained about this very hindrance for about 10 years. Does that mean he ripped ME off? Doubtful.
blasphemy!
it’s not a ripoff if the whole point of the site is “Music and culture in chart form. Can you explain music and culture in charts?” …reading FAIL!
jim gaffigan is a better comedian than youll ever be so if he is mediocre then what does that make you
Haha! Cute. From a Jim Gaffigan bit:
“Is your hot pocket cold in the middle? – It’s frozen. But it can be served boiling lava hot. ….Will it burn my mouth? – It’ll destroy your mouth!”
Credit your source, sir!
Nice use though.
“Credit your source”
Oh please! This is GraphJam, not a scholarly medical journal. STFU!
4th grade 3-paragraph research papers need source credit. I think a mostly adult-contributed site should have it. Even if it’s just for fun, it’s published and so was the original.
Whatever. You can STFU too.
“Everything will taste like rubber for a month.”
“Will it burn my mouth it’ll destroy your mouth.” HOT POCKET!!
Proper reference FTW
THANK YOU!!!! Everybody love Jim Gaffigan! EVERYBODY happy!
If this is the reference for this graph, than it’s a petty crappy graph.
Why would something be frozen AND lava hot in the middle?
*pretty
Have you ever eaten one? Even when it is boiling lava hot, there always somehow manages to be that one little frozen bit still in the middle. I can’t explain it, but it always happens. To me, anyway. :\
Soo, so true.
I like this graph.
Always that one spot in the middle that’s cold…
So true. I stopped eating hotpockets because of it.
How the hell are you cooking your hotpockets? You must be doing it wrong!
I cut mine in half
Exactly… I’ve never once had this happen to me.
I just cut a slit in the middle of the sleeve. Works fine for me =D
Am I the only one who deep fries them?
Now there’s a man who knows how to eat.
…and hopefully he lives with someone who knows CPR.
this literally made me lol. Well done.
You are epoch win!
We can solve the energy crisis if we could just scale up MacDonald’s apple pie filling, as it gives out more heat than it absorbs.
Read the directions me thinks. I’ve never had this problem.
Pop-tarts in the toaster, on the other hand, should be classified as too dangerous to handle by humans.
Maybe you should get a better microwave, or learn how to cook them better.
But how can anyone eat a hot pocket?
Learn to cook real food.
This is the corollary to the Jeno’s Pizza Roll Hypothesis.
Watcha gonna get?
This graph is true. I believe that cheese is the ultimate insulating material. Homemade pizza is still scalding hot a half hour after it comes out of the oven. I have the scars to prove it.
ahhh, so true! Creative diagram too
if your pockets/pizza pops are frozen in the middle, just poke holes in the middle with a tooth pick. thats what i do
this is why i always put my hot pocket in the microwave for an extra 10 seconds or so.
This graph overlaps GraphJam and OUAW – whaddya gonna pick?
heyy i know the personally know the person who created this!! good job erin, they finally picked one of ur pictures!!!
its soo true, haha!
Oh hey! wow you made an account for this. cooolio.
My advice is to cook on it lower power for a longer time. That usually works out well for me.
You’re supposed to let it sit, to let the heat soak through.
Being a stickler is fun!!!
I see you got some inspiration from Jim Gaffigan.
I just ate a Hot Pocket, and thought the same thing!
i love the joke but never in my lfe has a hot packet had a frozen center or been boiling lava hot i must be the god of hot pockets
and i mispelled hot pocket, some god i am
lol they got the boiling lava hot thing from Jim Gaffigan…
I saw this while eating one.
This reminds me of the Melt-Downs commercial where the insane principal annihilates the intercom over a parking space…
But I don’t know why…