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Treadmill Speed of Guy Next to Me
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This song chart meme or funny graph was posted on Monday, June 8th, 2009 at 9:00 am.
This one is quite funny.
Yes, only quite. Not very.
ummm… ‘quite’ = ‘very’.
though what on earth is the vertical scale? MPH, kMPH, m/s… God, I’ve taken too many lab sciences…
Furlongs per Fortnight.
14.36 m per day?
Light-nanosecond per microfortnight ? (aka feet per second)
Perhaps attoparsecs per microfortnight?
clearly you’ve never been on a treadmill.
One more reason being married is better.
Because you don’t have to impress the pretty woman or because you don’t have to go to the gym?
Because guys at the gym don’t try to impress you with macho stunts. That’s how I read it, anyway.
You don’t have to do either even if you’re not married.
Indeed – married men NEVER try to show off for attractive women.
Ha!
the guy on the treadmill NEXT to you? oh sure, this is just like when people say “so, i have this friend, see… and he… he has this problem.” you can’t fool us!! haha
For the record, I’m female and reasonable straight. I’m also far too lazy to speed up just for an attractive person.
Old guys still trying to impress women are pathetic.
You’re right. Most men are pathetic.
Hey whoa now, why are you’all coming out swinging? Geez, lighten up young pups!
Women do this when attractive men walk past too. Sorry but it’s true!!
Hi, I think you are right.
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How it started.
This one is quite funny.
Yes, only quite. Not very.
ummm… ‘quite’ = ‘very’.
though what on earth is the vertical scale? MPH, kMPH, m/s… God, I’ve taken too many lab sciences…
Furlongs per Fortnight.
14.36 m per day?
Light-nanosecond per microfortnight ? (aka feet per second)
Perhaps attoparsecs per microfortnight?
clearly you’ve never been on a treadmill.
One more reason being married is better.
Because you don’t have to impress the pretty woman or because you don’t have to go to the gym?
Because guys at the gym don’t try to impress you with macho stunts. That’s how I read it, anyway.
You don’t have to do either even if you’re not married.
Indeed – married men NEVER try to show off for attractive women.
Ha!
the guy on the treadmill NEXT to you? oh sure, this is just like when people say “so, i have this friend, see… and he… he has this problem.” you can’t fool us!! haha
For the record, I’m female and reasonable straight. I’m also far too lazy to speed up just for an attractive person.
Old guys still trying to impress women are pathetic.
You’re right. Most men are pathetic.
Hey whoa now, why are you’all coming out swinging? Geez, lighten up young pups!
Women do this when attractive men walk past too. Sorry but it’s true!!
Hi,
I think you are right.
used treadmills