Comments on: Things Said Just Prior to an Accident

By: shoroty

shoroty — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:47:09 +0000

I mean marcy’s

By: shoroty

shoroty — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:46:50 +0000

Where’s Mira’s naked?

By: alesha

alesha — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:00:01 +0000

i think the youtube and the beer thing should be switched…funny tho

By: j99450

j99450 — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:51:37 +0000

Thats just what we say up here in Maine during blizzards…

By: M4ce

M4ce — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:09:45 +0000

I think it’d be funnier if the ‘let’s make a video for youtube’ part was the biggest. Or maybe it was a venn diagram and it intersected with the ‘hold my beer’ part.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:19:06 +0000

I guess it’s no worse than bungee jumping really. Neither of these activities I would partake in, though.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:15:41 +0000

Technically, that guy’s from the Midwest, which is a whole other kind of redneck.

By: Tobias

Tobias — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:33:39 +0000

When did Jeff Foxworthy start making graphs?

By: cj

cj — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:44:20 +0000

A guy told me all about how to do this, they do it all the time. WTF!

By: cj

cj — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:43:07 +0000

It’s just your computer. Oh and by the way, there are rednecks north of the Mason Dixson! I know several in Connecticut and have you seen that guy that that won the 233 mil in the Powerball?

By: mm

mm — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 06:46:48 +0000

You’re*

By: me

me — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:37:05 +0000

“Are you going to stop?!?” (true story)

By: dolt

dolt — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:21:34 +0000

“what’s the worst thet could happen?”
“how bad can it possible be?”

By: Natascha

Natascha — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:23:38 +0000

Old joke is old.

By: Robert

Robert — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:59:02 +0000

is it just my computer or did he misspell “beer” by putting “bee-”

By: poopsykins

poopsykins — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:05:39 +0000

This made it?!? This person should be taken out and beaten.

By: dR dM0

dR dM0 — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:46:34 +0000

Don’t worry Diana, we’ll lose them in the tunnel.

By: Jimbo is bored

Jimbo is bored — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:19:50 +0000

Only so much room on the graph, and yes, this is much more appropriate if you’re south of the mason-dixon. Somebody hold ma beer! Ya’ll watch this! is pretty much the phrase that gets rednecks and any bystanders foolish enough to be around killed regularly.

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:56:31 +0000

Hey, this was funny and original!
Oh wait, no it wasn’t.

By: onlinenow

onlinenow — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:49:41 +0000

My funny function must be really broken.

By: ashorlivs

ashorlivs — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:16:42 +0000

there was an accident somewhere??
missed it!

By: elissa

elissa — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:34:39 +0000

You forgot a big one: “Hello?”

By: Me

Me — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:24:59 +0000

Or “Look mom, no hands! ”

By: 142978

142978 — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 15:09:24 +0000

obviously the accident itself isn’t what they were trying to film.

By: toby

toby — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:55:14 +0000

you forgot the harbinger of doom – “What could possibly go wrong?”

and its close friend “How hard could it be?”

By: I lose

I lose — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:52:17 +0000

Usual weiner: “This SUCKS although I cannot make a better one. “

By: MK1K

MK1K — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:43:17 +0000

Maybe if you live in Virginia. Otherwise, this graph sucks.

By: I lose

I lose — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:36:48 +0000

Or “just let me do it”.

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:31:43 +0000

But if you were making a video, it wouldn’t be an accident…

By: Todd

Todd — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:16:57 +0000

I say all those things during sex.

By: I LOLed.

I LOLed. — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:08:41 +0000

Solution: stop riding with rednecks.

By: hee hee

hee hee — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:57:36 +0000

I think “I can make it!” should be on this graph.

By: Teuton

Teuton — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:55:37 +0000

f–ff… f-f-fi…. ff-ff-fi one

By: Jonathan Gleich

Jonathan Gleich — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:14:17 +0000

you forgot

RING, RING “Hello, Hiya marcy, what? Your naked?”

Jonathan