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Things Said Just Prior to an Accident



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Things Said Just Prior to an Accident

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  1. you forgot

    RING, RING “Hello, Hiya marcy, what? Your naked?”

    Jonathan

  2. Teuton says:

    f–ff… f-f-fi…. ff-ff-fi one

  3. hee hee says:

    I think “I can make it!” should be on this graph.

  4. I LOLed. says:

    Solution: stop riding with rednecks.

  5. Todd says:

    I say all those things during sex.

  6. Eric says:

    But if you were making a video, it wouldn’t be an accident…

  7. I lose says:

    Or “just let me do it”.

  8. MK1K says:

    Maybe if you live in Virginia. Otherwise, this graph sucks.

  9. toby says:

    you forgot the harbinger of doom – “What could possibly go wrong?”

    and its close friend “How hard could it be?”

    • Me says:

      Or “Look mom, no hands! :D

      • Jimbo is bored says:

        Only so much room on the graph, and yes, this is much more appropriate if you’re south of the mason-dixon. Somebody hold ma beer! Ya’ll watch this! is pretty much the phrase that gets rednecks and any bystanders foolish enough to be around killed regularly.

  10. elissa says:

    You forgot a big one: “Hello?”

  11. onlinenow says:

    My funny function must be really broken.

  12. Jack says:

    Hey, this was funny and original!
    Oh wait, no it wasn’t.

  13. dR dM0 says:

    Don’t worry Diana, we’ll lose them in the tunnel.

  14. poopsykins says:

    This made it?!? This person should be taken out and beaten.

  15. Robert says:

    is it just my computer or did he misspell “beer” by putting “bee-”

    • cj says:

      It’s just your computer. Oh and by the way, there are rednecks north of the Mason Dixson! I know several in Connecticut and have you seen that guy that that won the 233 mil in the Powerball?

  16. Natascha says:

    Old joke is old.

  17. dolt says:

    “what’s the worst thet could happen?”
    “how bad can it possible be?”

  18. me says:

    “Are you going to stop?!?” (true story)

  19. cj says:

    A guy told me all about how to do this, they do it all the time. WTF!

    • Devylan says:

      I guess it’s no worse than bungee jumping really. Neither of these activities I would partake in, though.

  20. Tobias says:

    When did Jeff Foxworthy start making graphs?

  21. M4ce says:

    I think it’d be funnier if the ‘let’s make a video for youtube’ part was the biggest. Or maybe it was a venn diagram and it intersected with the ‘hold my beer’ part.

  22. j99450 says:

    Thats just what we say up here in Maine during blizzards…

  23. alesha says:

    i think the youtube and the beer thing should be switched…funny tho :D


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