Comments on: Internet Dating

By: Jake

Jake — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 02:25:17 +0000

Yo. You’re just mad cause you look like the comic nerd on the Simpsons.

By: bionelly

bionelly — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:39:09 +0000

So… hyperbole is always unfunny and unrelateable?

By: jadedlove

jadedlove — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:11:57 +0000

lol awesome

By: jluve82

jluve82 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:58:13 +0000

I think you should pull your lip over your head and swallow.

By: Lilith

Lilith — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:58:49 +0000

WTF, credibility? It is a joke, for Christ’s sake. It mocks a wide-spread stereotype, so there’s no reason for you to feel butthurt. If you feel ashamed because you dated your partner online, then you seriously should learn to laugh about yourself.

By: xHaniffax

xHaniffax — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:45:46 +0000

I thinks these circles should be further away from each other….

By: passwordispassword

passwordispassword — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:14:39 +0000

Thanks for pointing out my spelling was indeed correct. In my two years worth of experience this is the absolute truth.

By: Mar1nus

Mar1nus — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:57:37 +0000

agreed

By: Mar1nus

Mar1nus — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:56:54 +0000

no i got corrected on one of the 3 fails i mentioned
corrected and educated is not the same as pwnage
especially since its (as mentioned) not my first language, and i attempted to research the proper use before posting, but (as mentioned by bionelly) its apparently a common mistake.

you need a life

and btw … you misspelled my screenname

By: awie

awie — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:04:17 +0000

Mar1nade, mate, you just got pwned.

By: samuraichikx

samuraichikx — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:43:40 +0000

hahahah. what’s funny is the opposite is sometimes true. Some myspace photos actually make a person look hideous when in reality they’re much better looking.

By: tyler

tyler — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:24:05 +0000

…. terrific.

By: bionelly

bionelly — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 09:14:15 +0000

Actually, “bear a resemblance” is correct, like in “bear a burden” or “bear a child”. “Bare” means something else entirely, although unfortunately people do frequently use it that way. Just because it’s a common mistake, that doesn’t mean it’s correct, though.

By: Mar1nus

Mar1nus — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:04:15 +0000

i actually have tried the sites
and so far ive only gotten auto replies requesting to text to some paid number. all automated etc.

the only real people i found, were absolute psychos.

so ive never actually been on a date through one of those sites.
which is why i could have such a horrible attitude about how to act when i would.

so i apologize if it offended you
its not how women should be approached

By: Mar1nus

Mar1nus — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:00:47 +0000

BEAR resemblance ???
not BARE ??

You needed a dutch guy to point out proper english ??

By: Nemo

Nemo — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:15:55 +0000

I concur. I thought this was hilarious.

By: SickleYield

SickleYield — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:57:36 +0000

And amazingly, this thread shows why I no longer use internet dating sites better than the graph does. But then, those sites aren’t really for the benefit of women.

By: anon

anon — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:44:15 +0000

There are no spelling errors; that’s a fail on your part.

By: awie

awie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:36:33 +0000

Have I gone blind? I can’t find any spelling errors.

By: mjc

mjc — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:06:47 +0000

Agreed. The humor is in the exaggeration.

By: Mar1nus

Mar1nus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:25:30 +0000

exactly…

if the date goes really bad, you can always pull the naked man routine.
2 out of 3 succesrate….

By: Mar1nus

Mar1nus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:24:26 +0000

by absolute truth i meant that he decided to not have an overlapping part, which basically means its always that way according to him. I get that the percentages are always less important then the joke on this site. But to claim a non funny, with such an absolute, made him even lose any relateable credibility. And the part where we could relate to this, had the power to slightly save this graph.

who votes for these anyway?

By: Homer

Homer — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:02:49 +0000

Yeah, because every other chart on here shows the absolute truth with 100% correct spelling.

But yeah, not really funny.

By: blazinghyphens

blazinghyphens — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:05:58 +0000

Huh? Why? It’s a Venn diagram.

By: Onion

Onion — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:38:38 +0000

Also not really the right chart for the purpose.

By: Chr!s

Chr!s — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:10:40 +0000

Win.

By: Mar1nus

Mar1nus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:04:13 +0000

absolute truth fail
spelling fail
funny fail