Comments on: Chances my roommate will be in the room with 10 friends dressed like characters from Harry Potter while playing Dungeons and Dragons with the theme song from Final Fantasy playing in the background

By: Pita

Pita — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 00:47:11 +0000

You kidding me? I’d be all over that!

By: Rave

Rave — Tue, 25 May 2010 12:00:40 +0000

If I were that girl, he wouldn’t get laid ’til later in the night, ’cause I’d want to meet those people.

By: Ceridwen

Ceridwen — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:58:41 +0000

No kidding. I’d rather sleep with this guy’s roommate. Sounds totally rad.

By: Adam

Adam — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:26:23 +0000

well actually in england you finish highschool at 16, so it’s only about 5% over here (Sadfaic =’[ )

By: I lvoe MAth

I lvoe MAth — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:07:27 +0000

you arent funny either. dont try so hard.

By: I lvoe MAth

I lvoe MAth — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:06:43 +0000

which final fantasy song?! there are many songs and no theme songs. god dammit get your facts straight. i am upset.

By: Kira

Kira — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:28:10 +0000

“I know a couple of hot girls that would join in and pitch the OP out! Avada Kedavra, Magic Missle, Firaga, bish! XD”

All rendered totally useless… with a “reflect” casting.

I’d play. >> I’m not “hot,” but damned if it wouldn’t be fun anyway.

By: Adrian

Adrian — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:10:16 +0000

And my liberal use of old book quotations!

By: Vega

Vega — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:46:34 +0000

Who needs a relationship when you can kill a black dragon?

By: Jenith

Jenith — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:50:14 +0000

I know a couple of hot girls that would join in and pitch the OP out! Avada Kedavra, Magic Missle, Firaga, bish! XD

By: anon

anon — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:45:36 +0000

lol so true. and D&D win.

By: Bo

Bo — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:50:59 +0000

Which Final Fantasy game?
FFVII or FFX is cool, and FFVII alone is enough coolness to overcome D&D and the costumes…

By: Bo

Bo — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:48:51 +0000

I’ve got a megalixer and some Ethers, will they help?

By: Bo

Bo — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:45:13 +0000

Dude, I completely agree with you.
Especially 4. Nothing harder than having a girl you love constantly talk about her last 3 sexual partners, especially when she’s 15…
Of course, doesn’t stop you loving them but just feels like a red-hot knife going into your heart, pushing through the arteries, disconnecting the lungs, and taking a shot at the Kidneys for good measure…

By: Bo

Bo — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:40:52 +0000

And My friends!
Well, the really attractive ones who I’ve completely failed to get in with in any way, shape or form, at least…

By: Aguy

Aguy — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:52:30 +0000

1) not funny
2) title’s way too long
3) not funny
4) as far as I’m concerned, DnD geeks are uncommon.
5) not funny
6) there is no problem 6
7) not funny.

By: trekker

trekker — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:17:48 +0000

Some girls would roll up a character and join in.

By: poornation

poornation — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:23:37 +0000

That’s more like FML

By: bitty

bitty — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:56:02 +0000

…as a girl i know this might sound bad
but i’d probly ask the m if htey have a remix version and if so pump it up cause if i’m going to a place like that then i REALLY need to get laid….

By: Zeathea

Zeathea — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:36:00 +0000

Helps when you marry your DM, then game night is just foreplay!

By: abby

abby — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:57:32 +0000

“Only if your parents are some sort of prudes. In which case you should ignore their views.”
really? or maybe parents who let their children screw around with their blessing are irresponsible and immature themselves.

and children ignoring their parent’s rules (not views, rules) is a good way to start a serious family rift. sorry, but until you get a job and live in your own home, you should live by the rules of the people who pay the bills.

By: abby

abby — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:51:27 +0000

2 is a good idea for high schoolers, especially if they are on the pill.
they are young and have so much going on it’s easy to forget to take it at the same time every day. i personally know at least 3 women who got pregnant while on the pill.

By: Corcairlus

Corcairlus — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:30:22 +0000

Definite win on the D&D

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:42:27 +0000

Ya, there is that. All the furries I know are either straight men or gay men. Wait, wait, I know a couple girls but they are already taken. Sorry, chief.

By: Basara549

Basara549 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:49:45 +0000

Especially at Furry conventions…. That is, when you can find straight Furries…

By: Sylens

Sylens — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:40:40 +0000

No way the roommate in question has that many friends.

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:49:18 +0000

I LOLed.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:14:24 +0000

Haha, nice counter point. And I concur about 4th ed. I am a staunch 3.5er though I prefer gestalt classing to up the power level in my games.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:10:17 +0000

TMI time!

Some of the best head I get from Lynn is her going through and showing how each of her characters would do it differently… /TMI time

Cheer up, there is definitely a guy out there interested in a girl who loves to dress up for the part.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:08:43 +0000

Well technically there are LARPs but I never got into it. Besides, Lynn is a gamer so if I was gaming, she would probably be gaming too.

Her scrotum collecting rogue still makes me cringe…

By: Alexandra

Alexandra — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:06:48 +0000

Suck it up, and next time talk to your roommate if you want to have sex in a shared living space! It would be weird to have sex with someone else just being in the room in general! Unless you’re into that thing.

What sucks much worse is having your roommate walk in on a game of D&D that you’re playing with some loser guy who just wants to use her for sex but she’s too close to being retarded to be able to notice.

4th Ed Sucks.

By: Keating

Keating — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:23:34 +0000

you want mercy?!
I’M CHAOTIC NEUTRAAAAALLL!!!

By: Urtiga

Urtiga — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:32:58 +0000

and my bow

By: Penelopi

Penelopi — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:33:04 +0000

diabettus…

By: Iggley

Iggley — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:31:01 +0000

Ok, small answer since people are asking.
What I meant by two forms of birth control was that it’s not a bad idea to go with one chemical and one physical
Chemical: Pills, rings,shots,implants etc.
Physical: Condoms, diaphragms, pull and pray
Maybe this is in fact aesbestos underwear but you don’t really know how effective a particular form of birth control is for YOU untill you use it for a while. Plenty of pregnancys out there from people who thought they were safe.

By: Penelopi

Penelopi — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:30:57 +0000

I’ve gamed in costume before. Good times. Good no-boyfriend-havin’ times…. /sob

By: Penelopi

Penelopi — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:28:27 +0000

maybe you get a saving roll? mebbeh?….

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:50:17 +0000

1. Two?
2. Only if your parents are some sort of prudes. In which case you should ignore their views.
3. That’s rather subjective.
4. If you don’t care, it’s not a problem. And why should you care?
5. Sure, but if you have a relationship you can both get tested. or like, use a condom.

By: burningled

burningled — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:03:25 +0000

Win.

By: Amber

Amber — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:34:40 +0000

Ha! Nice.

By: Basara549

Basara549 — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:05:38 +0000

Heh. Heh, Heh, Palladium… Imagine if she came in and saw a guy wearing the SAMAS costume from Palladium’s Open House from a few years ago…

In all seriousness, it proves that the poster of the graph has never actually KNOWN any gamers – much like most morons in the mainstream media and TV producing.

Gamers DON’T dress up in costume to game; in fact, gamers & SF/Fantasy fans typically don’t dress up in costume AT ALL, and those that do, are people AT conventions (or in ST/SW fans case, at movie premieres) that are usually competing in a costume contest, or are just wanting to show off the costume they’ll be wearing (or have worn) at a Halloween party.

The only times you’ll see people in costume, gaming, are

1. People at a convention, and they’d be wearing the costume even if they weren’t at the gaming table.
2. They found out their roommate was bringing in a date, and decided to play a practical joke on him by putting on the costumes they were working on for a convention.

Some of the costumes can be nice, at conventions – especially when you see a physically fit girl in a Slave Barge Leia costume playing Dance Dance Revolution in the con’s video game room…. :p

By: Anon

Anon — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:00:45 +0000

You may remove your asbestos longjohns, they are not necessary here.

Just… put some other pants on afterwards plzkthx.

By: Joo

Joo — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:34:48 +0000

HAHA I hope to god this actually happened. Hilarious.

By: papajon

papajon — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:22:01 +0000

This is such a joke. Apparently they have no idea what the cloak of invisibility SHOULD be used for! I laugh them. Ha!

By: Mia

Mia — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:41:47 +0000

The way I see it, the girl would either be freaked right out and leave, or enthusiastically request to join the D&D game.
Lose either way, but the second one is a keeper.

By: philip

philip — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:01:03 +0000

That is because this experiment is based on one single result.

By: awdwannabe

awdwannabe — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:15:11 +0000

why do you need two forms of birth control? my girlfriend and i have been sleeping together for a year and a half and (knock on wood) no problems. we’re the only person either has been with. not that i wouldn’t have before her it just didn’t happen. whatever. (also- didn’t “lose it” til i was 20. on my bday none the less but that’s another story…)

By: Ali

Ali — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:07:53 +0000

well said, i thnk this was very mature and sensible

By: Fay

Fay — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:57:45 +0000

That would just make me want to jump a guys bones even more than before…

Find yourself a decent geeky girl! She ain’t worth it if she didn’t find it amusing!

By: Rafiq of the Many

Rafiq of the Many — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:11:16 +0000

Just admit it, your penis failed its constitution check.