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DOUCHE!
thats kind of true.
Oh, come on. You want to know and you know it…stop pretending you don’t.
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Ew!!! It’s the opposite with me and my boyfriend!
Ha!
Same here!
…For now.
Give it… a month
I thought I could solve this problem by marrying a woman instead, but alas …
Yeah, so did my girlfriend. I guess I’m the man in this one!
aww :/ there is nothing wrong with body functions. i used to talk about them all the time when i had a bf. lol
that circle should at least go a little into “things i need to know,” because if he’s crapping out a bloody liquid, that would be pretty important to know.
Um, good point. *shudders*
In my relationship, it’s mutual disclosure. 8) And we try to figure out which item consumed causes which reaction. Very scientific. My husband and I are always amazed we found each other, cause we match so well. 8)
Ah yes, we do that. Ever wondered about the effect of green asparagus?
As opposed to red asparagus?
No, as opposed to white asparagus. Which is delicious, by the way. But good try.
…mom?
Oddly enough, if you replace all instances of “husband” with “wife”, the graph still holds true.
hehe, so true!
Men rarely go see a doctor unless prodded by a loved one. Think of his bodily function updates as you acting as his health monitor. If you are attuned to the man you love, you just might save his life by sending him to the doctor for a check up when his “Functions” go awry.
Ugh, it’s simple. If it smells THAT bad, just go the doctor. Why give another person one more stinkin’ responsibility?
My cat leaves the bed too in the midst of extreme flatus.
Maybe you should change the cat’s diet.
I almost forgot – Badda-bing, badda-boom!
It’s kinda not true. If your husband has a bladder problem, it would be helpful to know, unless you’re ok with him peeing his pants because you wanted to go to a place where there were no toilets, which you had already booked because you wanted to surprise him.
Thank you! I thought I was the only one with a guy like that. I get an update on anything and everything after ever bathroom visit. With details!
Ok fine, apply the “GraphJam Venn diagram intersection size option filter” I just have wonder why are you with the man when what he says means so little to you. I mean really, if farting takes up that much of a percentage then me thinks you need counseling!
I do wonder about these graphs but they are probably just steam blowers instead of indicative of the reality of their marriage.
In the immortal words of Joel, Crow and Tom Servo: You should really just relax.
I’m between relationships, but fortunately I’m still on good enough terms with my ex to tell her about the fungal proctitis that I’m fighting now.
my husband tells me ALL about his bodily functions
and how we make kids
absolutely (sadly) true
As a newly wed, it has not gotten to that point yet, but as a nurse I know it probably will
Completely true, especially in that so much of “things I need to know” does NOT intersect with “things my husband tells me!” I love the man, but he’s getting this graph in his e-mail.
Ew!