Comments on: Things Kids Want to Discuss In Public Places

By: Lolover

Lolover — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:36:44 +0000

Crud?

By: gxdbh hgvvgnc

gxdbh hgvvgnc — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 22:36:46 +0000

…you TOO…?

By: just somebody

just somebody — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:55:58 +0000

that is amazingly funny but the red is talking about other people not just the disabled so does that include gossiping because then the red part should be WAY bigger!

By: brandon

brandon — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:51:44 +0000

Uhm…. Isn’t that kinda douchey? Wal-Marts are everywhere. Can’t blame them for having good prices.

By: lucia

lucia — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:45:18 +0000

Girth?

By: Calv

Calv — Mon, 25 May 2009 02:06:23 +0000

Wow. Whoever made this must be pretty damn old.

By: Nash

Nash — Sun, 24 May 2009 01:56:51 +0000

I’d disagree, but then I’m the one without social skills, so you may be right. To me at least it’s more of a choice of saying what I think or not saying anything. In that case I know what I prefer.

By: BaldChick

BaldChick — Sun, 24 May 2009 00:33:12 +0000

This graph is awesome, and in my experience the red slice is perfectly proportioned! I shaved my head to raise money for childhood cancer research, and being bald+female does get a lot of stares… but the other day I was walking on campus and this man had a little girl grasping each hand, maybe 3 or 4 yrs old? As I passed by, one yells, “Daddy, is that a boy in a dress or a girl with no hair?” He looked at my DDs and said, “That’s a girl because she has breas.. a dress.” Lol.

By: tyler

tyler — Sat, 23 May 2009 03:41:49 +0000

sorry for the 5-year-old-talk. i had to get it in w/o being moderated somehow.

By: tyler

tyler — Sat, 23 May 2009 03:41:12 +0000

moderated. weak. jef, i think he’s saying that they’re shallow AND made of doo-doo?

By: tyler

tyler — Sat, 23 May 2009 03:37:28 +0000

and valid spelling, for example.

By: Sud_Vicious

Sud_Vicious — Sat, 23 May 2009 03:34:39 +0000

As we left the laundromat, one of our children looked at the short, tubby, frilly-haired guy coming in and says, very loud, “That man looks like an Oompa-Loompa, and he scare me!”

By: Zoid

Zoid — Fri, 22 May 2009 23:28:09 +0000

You can speak your own mind and still be tactful.

By: Captin dsfgjhwsnmjhxv

Captin dsfgjhwsnmjhxv — Fri, 22 May 2009 20:05:40 +0000

But seriously, pay attention. Adults gossip about people directly infront of the victim far more than kids. Especially after yelling at their kids for the aformentioned personal flaw, therefore exposing a personal flaw in their own kids.

By: nekorobo1138

nekorobo1138 — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:30:16 +0000

Educational stuff, like how sentences have punctuation.

By: Jimbo is bored

Jimbo is bored — Fri, 22 May 2009 18:42:24 +0000

I was the only 8 year old I knew embarassed by the things his mother said waaay too loud. Tactless conversation isn’t something just children do….

By: Nash

Nash — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:53:30 +0000

Tact is overrated. I prefer when people speak their mind. But each to his own.

By: chii

chii — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:30:08 +0000

you guy are so rude i don’t like to talk a bout any thing gross i actually like to talk about actual educational stuff so back off

By: Jefoid

Jefoid — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:29:37 +0000

Wouldn’t the shallower end of the cesspool be cleaner than the deep end? (S*** flowing downhill?) Just saying…

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:14:53 +0000

LOL!

By: Fluffy

Fluffy — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:39:04 +0000

This chart suits my mother better than any of the children I know :\

By: Mkay

Mkay — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:32:25 +0000

Haha, yeah. Good graph period.

The only thing that should be added to it is: “At the Top Of Their Lungs”

Because you know ‘kids say the darndest things’ where the ENTIRE STORE can hear them.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:00:50 +0000

Wow, I sound like a total prude. I mean, I sometimes get a good giggle out of the 300 lb chick in th miniskirt and tubetop, but you know what I mean.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:59:09 +0000

We spend the first several years telling our children that reading is great and educational, and can take you to magical places, etc. Then we tell them to never read anyhting on bathroom walls, even though most of them are about magical places….

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:56:54 +0000

I have often wondered why we don’t just integrate the welfare office, the family therapist and Wal-Mart. People seem to get all offended, but the truth hurts. And think of the ‘green’ effect! So many less buses running back and forth all day…

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:55:19 +0000

All kids will do this. HOWEVER, when my daughter started, I taught her discretion and tact quite quickly *something that I lack while posting on the internet, haha* She knows now to ask privately if there’s something that really concerns or confuses her, such as the nice guy in the wheelchair or that man who wears more makeup and higher heels than Tim Curry. You can always tell who has not taught thier children these things, and I’m thrilled that my 8 yr old doesn’t embarrass disabled people or us by doing that, it’s so shameful when people don’t teach thier kids manners.

By: Morganna

Morganna — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:49:09 +0000

Taking your kid to Wal-Mart is your first mistake. It’s the shallowest end of the cesspool of humanity.

By: Jimbo is bored

Jimbo is bored — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:27:08 +0000

You sir, simply suck. I will not waste a witty comment on you, you do not deserve the consideration.

By: Phizzle

Phizzle — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:39:18 +0000

Video had very little to do with the graph, and the graph itself looks like it was made by someone who was and probably is socially awkward. Blah.

By: papajon

papajon — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:14:47 +0000

The one 5 year old rug-rat once when walking through Kohls kept pointing to the female mannequins going “boobies… boobies… boobies…. boobies…”. But then once came back with this comment about a kid in a wheel chair “Heeeey, Nice dragster!”

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:07:37 +0000

There should also be a slice for demanding to know what graffiti-words mean.

By: CAPM

CAPM — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:54:15 +0000

My parents love to tell a story about this. Supposedly when I was a kid I went up to a mentally disabled person and said “Hey Dad, look at this retard!” I would be mortified if my kid did that.

By: zippycat

zippycat — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:53:37 +0000

The size of the green slice depends on the age and gender of your children. I have two boys, 8 and almost 11. The green slice would even be larger than the red is now. LOL… They’ve gotten old enough to know not to talk about people around them (for the most part), but those bodily functions, now THOSE are funny!

By: juharr

juharr — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:37:33 +0000

Actually I’d say the red needs to be much bigger. My 5 year old is so bad for loudly asking about people that we try to constantly distract her from looking at people when we go to Wal-Mart.

By: Amilie

Amilie — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:16:35 +0000

Yeah, green and red should be switched. At least according to my experience with kids…

By: Floodclaw

Floodclaw — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:14:56 +0000

*sigh*
Sadly, this is true….

By: Darkury

Darkury — Fri, 22 May 2009 13:14:40 +0000

Green slice too small.