Purposes of people in mascot suits
Graph by TheCapm, via our GraphJam builder.
Obviously this woman has a deep-seeded hatred of mascots… Perhaps one made her cry as a child?:
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This is truth.
Funny. But wouldn’t furries be on that list?
ha! i was about to mention this
Then it’d be ‘Making small children cry,’ ‘Bowling,’ and ‘Trying to convince people that even though you and most of the other fursuiters you know would never dream of having sex in suit, the fact that there’s so many out there who DO is making you look like a liar and a tool.’
I thought about that one but they make everyone cry, not just small kids
You forgot drunken hilarity. [link]
I’ll never get tired of Clutch the bear knocking that guy down with a cake. Best mascot ever.
Runs off to Google it…….
I can’t believe this! I made this one AND the previous one! I am so excited! I’ve been making charts on here for quite a while now, and here i get two in a row posted on the home page.
Grats, man! I had that happen earlier this week on PK. Feels awesome, huh? hehe
Yeah, it’s like I’ve made it to the big time. Now it’s only a matter of time before SNL calls me up to see if I want to host. haHa.
yay! congratulations
Ive had mascot-o-phobia since I was a kid.
OMG me too!!! mascots freak me out :O
I also have Ronald McDonald-o-phobia.
You forgot yiffing.
(Do not google that if you want to keep your sanity.)
technically this is graph jam
You forgot ‘Yiffing in bedrooms’
Yes, smal children always cry over mascots. They are just a bunch of pussies.
I dont know about small children though, its different with them.
i don’t get it.
Eyesight fail.
I came here to say that too lol
No no, the biggest slice would be “having sex with other people in mascot suits”.
This graph fails. That’s not the purpose, just the effect.
Exaggeration is funny, but just being stupid isn’t. If it said “Unintended Effects” it would be much funnier.
Giving the team “head”
Family fun, and I’m talking about men in costumes, is what Blubb-O’s is all about.
Chuck E. Cheese is frightening, truly.
i am afraid of the red robin mascott
Mall santas do the same…