Comments on: Usage of the ruler on my desk

By: Coltz

Coltz — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 05:14:41 +0000

You forgot the part where males measure their sex organ.

By: exactlE

exactlE — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 00:56:49 +0000

yeah, where’s the sword fighting? that’s like 50% for me!

By: Kimm!

Kimm! — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 02:45:36 +0000

I’ve never in my life owned a ruler for more then a week.

By: The Strange Cat

The Strange Cat — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 22:58:43 +0000

These go to eleven……

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:15:47 +0000

René Magritte reference FTW.

By: Non-moose

Non-moose — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:04:42 +0000

…

Sword fighing?

By: A Crazy Idiot

A Crazy Idiot — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:07:13 +0000

He probably doesn’t have anything to measure that is that long anyway

By: Mangakid

Mangakid — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:14:51 +0000

I did that once too. My shirt ended up bloody afterwards…

By: CoffeeJunkie

CoffeeJunkie — Sat, 23 May 2009 00:09:32 +0000

I used a screwdriver to scratch my back once. It felt good.

By: CatFace

CatFace — Tue, 19 May 2009 17:14:02 +0000

lol

By: your random stalker person

your random stalker person — Fri, 15 May 2009 04:11:23 +0000

dude, are you serious? wouldn’t they speak like british or something else?

By: RadikalKarrot

RadikalKarrot — Wed, 13 May 2009 16:51:19 +0000

I’d change desk ruler by calculator(the rules are made to be broken)

By: Shoopoftheday

Shoopoftheday — Tue, 12 May 2009 22:59:20 +0000

but why can’t you just make ten a little louder?

By: RoyBatty

RoyBatty — Tue, 12 May 2009 17:30:59 +0000

Who said anything about your kids? Now drop’em and bend over…

By: Allotria

Allotria — Sun, 10 May 2009 21:45:24 +0000

Didn’t have one in mind…what would be your idea of a good one ont that graph?

By: Allotria

Allotria — Sun, 10 May 2009 21:44:27 +0000

That would be my boys – but since it’s me who was making that graph I left that one out…and most of the times they would rather use their own rulers for fighting!

By: Allotria

Allotria — Sun, 10 May 2009 21:40:21 +0000

Oh, my mother used a bottle brush for that…worked well for her!

By: Allotria

Allotria — Sun, 10 May 2009 21:37:12 +0000

Had enough of that as a kid (ruler, wooden spoons, spatulas, bread cutting boards, kid’s broom, carpet beater – you name it). I never use anything like that on my kids!

By: Allotria

Allotria — Sun, 10 May 2009 21:33:23 +0000

Talking about the ruler at home, man! And yes, since I used the Graph Builder I had to stick with their system of drawing: it’s expanding a box on both sides at the same time *sigh*
What I meant was: about eight out of ten times the ruler is used to scratch my back. I’m female, by the way, so nothing to measure there!

By: Allotria

Allotria — Sun, 10 May 2009 21:28:42 +0000

Uh, you got me there!
Would have made it properly with my own program, but I decided to go for the Graph Builder. I’m located in Ireland, by the way…so it’s centimeters!

By: Natan

Natan — Sat, 09 May 2009 21:08:06 +0000

Is it in inches or centimeters?

By: Erica

Erica — Sat, 09 May 2009 20:37:26 +0000

Boxplot = graph

By: epic ass

epic ass — Sat, 09 May 2009 15:53:48 +0000

SWORD FIGHTS!!

By: Benny

Benny — Sat, 09 May 2009 15:28:05 +0000

This one was cute.

By: MLD

MLD — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:27:37 +0000

yes, I thought so too

By: MLD

MLD — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:26:25 +0000

When I have an itch I can’t reach on my back I’ll use a pen, a ruler… whatever I can

By: in_a_box

in_a_box — Sat, 09 May 2009 04:21:53 +0000

Not everyone on here is from the USA. At least, that’s the US I am assuming you were meaning? That’s right, people from other countries are on here!

By: Shaungrl

Shaungrl — Fri, 08 May 2009 23:57:33 +0000

T-Squares are great as back scratchers, too.

By: Jcrow

Jcrow — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:39:31 +0000

Good, creative graph. It would have been funnier if the punchline came at the end… you know, where punchlines belong.

By: VurtualRuler98

VurtualRuler98 — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:19:02 +0000

What about the improvised lightsaber duels?

By: KZN02

KZN02 — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:21:01 +0000

I heard about people using rulers to scratch itches within a cast.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:07:50 +0000

Massive, massive win for Magritte.

By: Kevin T.

Kevin T. — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:28:35 +0000

This graph made me itchy.

By: Nick.C

Nick.C — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:53:43 +0000

It’s not a 10 inch ruler – only 9 gaps. Rulers tend to start at zero….

By: Oh Really

Oh Really — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:28:23 +0000

Did any one else suddenly come down with a really bad back itch after looking at this?

By: SecretsWebsite

SecretsWebsite — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:00:18 +0000

I wish this graph into the cornfield. Whooosh!

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:45:07 +0000

Ceci n’est pas une graph.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 08 May 2009 18:00:46 +0000

Easier conversion for percentages for those who are not mathematically savvy.

By: Sud_Vicious

Sud_Vicious — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:52:08 +0000

I have a back scratcher hanging on a hook right next to my desk. I lost my ruler.

By: smarti22

smarti22 — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:45:38 +0000

It’s funny because it’s true.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:33:49 +0000

I’m just surprised that it’s a metric ruler… I didn’t think that those were made in the US.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:31:58 +0000

why is the ruler only 10 inches??

By: neverpostscomments

neverpostscomments — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:18:55 +0000

You totally got ripped off when you bought that ruler. It only goes to ten.

You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

Put it up to eleven.

Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

By: ddemeo

ddemeo — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:13:10 +0000

Very clever!

By: Amilie

Amilie — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:06:13 +0000

Who on earth uses a ruler to scratch their back? I appreciate the unique graph layout though…

By: mcjerica

mcjerica — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:05:40 +0000

at least its original

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:04:24 +0000

I notice the first section ends at 7.75 inches….is ‘back scratching’ a euphamism for ‘measuring things I shouldn’t measure at work’?

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:02:38 +0000

hot secretary WIN!

By: fudgythewhale

fudgythewhale — Fri, 08 May 2009 16:42:04 +0000

Sure it’s a graph. You can tell it’s used about 75% for scratching, 15% for measuring, and about 10% for drawing a line.

Definition of graph: a diagram representing a system of connections or interrelations among two or more things by a number of distinctive dots, lines, bars, etc.

By: Paz

Paz — Fri, 08 May 2009 16:29:40 +0000

THIS IS NOT A GRAPH