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Usage of the ruler on my desk



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Usage of the ruler on my desk

Graph by Allotria, via our GraphJam builder.

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  1. psyb says:

    Eh, not that funny.

  2. XGtcChkX says:

    There are other areas of scratching equally if not more important.

  3. Cat of Ulthat says:

    You forgot spanking.

  4. Paz says:

    THIS IS NOT A GRAPH

  5. HellHathNoFury says:

    I notice the first section ends at 7.75 inches….is ‘back scratching’ a euphamism for ‘measuring things I shouldn’t measure at work’?

    • Allotria says:

      Talking about the ruler at home, man! And yes, since I used the Graph Builder I had to stick with their system of drawing: it’s expanding a box on both sides at the same time *sigh*
      What I meant was: about eight out of ten times the ruler is used to scratch my back. I’m female, by the way, so nothing to measure there! :-P

  6. Amilie says:

    Who on earth uses a ruler to scratch their back? I appreciate the unique graph layout though…

  7. You totally got ripped off when you bought that ruler. It only goes to ten.

    You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

    Put it up to eleven.

    Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

  8. Nikki says:

    why is the ruler only 10 inches??

    • Andrew says:

      Easier conversion for percentages for those who are not mathematically savvy.

    • Nick.C says:

      It’s not a 10 inch ruler – only 9 gaps. Rulers tend to start at zero….

      • Allotria says:

        Uh, you got me there!
        Would have made it properly with my own program, but I decided to go for the Graph Builder. I’m located in Ireland, by the way…so it’s centimeters! :-)

  9. Matt says:

    I’m just surprised that it’s a metric ruler… I didn’t think that those were made in the US.

  10. Sud_Vicious says:

    I have a back scratcher hanging on a hook right next to my desk. I lost my ruler.

  11. SecretsWebsite says:

    I wish this graph into the cornfield. Whooosh!

  12. Oh Really says:

    Did any one else suddenly come down with a really bad back itch after looking at this?

  13. Kevin T. says:

    This graph made me itchy.

  14. KZN02 says:

    I heard about people using rulers to scratch itches within a cast.

  15. VurtualRuler98 says:

    What about the improvised lightsaber duels?

    • Allotria says:

      That would be my boys – but since it’s me who was making that graph I left that one out…and most of the times they would rather use their own rulers for fighting!

  16. Jcrow says:

    Good, creative graph. It would have been funnier if the punchline came at the end… you know, where punchlines belong.

  17. Shaungrl says:

    T-Squares are great as back scratchers, too.

  18. Benny says:

    This one was cute.

  19. epic ass says:

    SWORD FIGHTS!!

  20. Natan says:

    Is it in inches or centimeters?

  21. RadikalKarrot says:

    I’d change desk ruler by calculator(the rules are made to be broken)

  22. CoffeeJunkie says:

    I used a screwdriver to scratch my back once. It felt good.
    :P

  23. Non-moose says:

    Sword fighing?

  24. Kimm! says:

    I’ve never in my life owned a ruler for more then a week.

  25. exactlE says:

    yeah, where’s the sword fighting? that’s like 50% for me!

  26. Coltz says:

    You forgot the part where males measure their sex organ.


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