Comments on: ShamWow Absorbency http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Fri, 25 May 2012 08:12:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Sam http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-152779 Tue, 14 Dec 2010 18:31:09 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-152779 tottaly

]]> By: ME http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-98316 Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:17:25 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-98316 roflmao that makes me wanna buy that waaaaay more than the actual commercial

]]> By: ME http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-98314 Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:12:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-98314 it does really good at a car wash getting all the suds off!

]]> By: ME http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-98313 Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:09:00 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-98313 really, it works for me! :)

]]> By: Danny http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-89299 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:44:15 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-89299 I bought ShamWow a bit ago, and it will not absorb anything. Its a horrible product.

]]> By: CopyrightB http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-66402 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:11:46 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-66402 You forgot “Your Dog” in that list!
Tsk tsk.

]]> By: Shanny http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-59841 Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:54:00 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-59841 lol touche. this was a funny one

]]> By: armanrules http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-57273 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:53:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-57273 TEEHEE

]]> By: Unbound_Flea http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-54916 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:53:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-54916 Its not ShamWow, its ShamWOHO!

]]> By: Unbound_Flea http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-54915 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:52:24 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-54915 Its more nasty, and cost about $20 an hour. ShamWow could clean it though.

]]> By: ShamWow http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-49443 Tue, 19 May 2009 15:16:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-49443 The infomercial is very convincing. It made me go out and get one. I like it though it works well and absorbs EVERYTHING.

]]> By: Sylens http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-48507 Thu, 14 May 2009 02:16:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-48507 Could it absorbs the AIDS, though?

]]> By: Zambo http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-47497 Mon, 11 May 2009 05:22:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-47497 the absorber also works well and its like 15 bucks

]]> By: vikingwarbrides http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-47371 Sat, 09 May 2009 10:47:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-47371 Gawd, you can get those for $4.99 at Publix (or your local major grocery store.) My mom had one of those when I was a little kid. How much is he selling this for, 100?

]]> By: happymonkey http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-47143 Fri, 08 May 2009 11:16:09 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-47143 Shamwow holds 10 times its weight in money

]]> By: dardub http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-47050 Thu, 07 May 2009 19:46:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-47050 Funny idea FTW. Proper use of pie graph FAIL!

]]> By: Webcreeper http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46966 Thu, 07 May 2009 13:15:25 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46966 The movie is called “Underground Comedy Movie” and he got kicked out because the movie went against everything the Scientologists believe in, not because the movie was bad.

]]> By: zaraithe http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46935 Thu, 07 May 2009 04:36:23 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46935 Hey, he’s moving up in the world:

]]> By: sean http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46933 Thu, 07 May 2009 04:31:29 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46933 Thats what I was going to post. He tuned her up pretty good.

]]> By: goneriding24_7 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46928 Thu, 07 May 2009 04:21:46 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46928 That would probably make a great Ebay business ;)

]]> By: Daisy http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46917 Thu, 07 May 2009 02:08:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46917 I still say you gotta admire someone who gets out and has the nuts, ahem, to sue them.

]]> By: scary joe http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46895 Thu, 07 May 2009 00:56:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46895 No, Blurgle’s right. They don’t work. I foolishly bought one, and then tried to clean up a spill and it actually didn’t absorb anything. I was pretty angry with Vince.

]]> By: Goldstubble http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46870 Wed, 06 May 2009 23:36:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46870 There’s something even creepier about him.
He was a scientologist director. He made a really bad movie with Pam Anderson (I think). He got thrown out because the movie failed so much, so he sued them….

]]> By: Mellymoo http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46832 Wed, 06 May 2009 20:32:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46832 I totally thought the same thing when I saw this graph!!! LMAO

]]> By: fubuki http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46820 Wed, 06 May 2009 20:03:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46820 I clicked your link. Where is the funny?

]]> By: Jcrow http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46818 Wed, 06 May 2009 19:46:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46818 Nope. The more money a shammy absorbs, the less water it can absorb. Proven fact.

]]> By: vikingwarbrides http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46816 Wed, 06 May 2009 19:33:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46816 They sell the shamwow towels (orange ones) here in Miami for a buck at Walmart. They are a cuban thing. They use those, and a wooden stick with a crossbar, as their mop. I’m thinking of buying up a whole bunch, and undercutting him by ten dollars.

]]> By: dissimilitude http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46804 Wed, 06 May 2009 18:34:25 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46804 FTW! (Didn’t they both end up dropping the charges against each other?)

]]> By: Casa http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46790 Wed, 06 May 2009 16:29:53 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46790 Yes!

]]> By: MEATBEAST http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46784 Wed, 06 May 2009 16:01:17 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46784 I feel like this should probably be a bar graph

]]> By: Scot Z http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46783 Wed, 06 May 2009 15:41:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46783 I guess she didn’t love his nuts!

]]> By: Jonathan Gleich http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46782 Wed, 06 May 2009 15:27:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46782 My FIFTH Front page, yea I thought about blood as one of the choices, But money I thought was funny enough.

Click on my name, see some of my other funnies!

Jonathan

]]> By: feckineejit http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46779 Wed, 06 May 2009 15:02:54 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46779 Would vince lie to you? probably.

But have you actually tried the product or are you making angry, unsubtantiated claims? My guess is the latter.

]]> By: CAPM http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46776 Wed, 06 May 2009 14:43:30 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46776 You are absolutely spot on (no pun intended). “Blood” would have been a great punch line. The pie chart area would be red, too.

]]> By: Emily http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46774 Wed, 06 May 2009 14:41:53 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46774 that is freaking hilarious…i knew there was something creepy about him…

]]> By: Blurgle http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46773 Wed, 06 May 2009 14:41:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46773 Who cares if “it works”? Bunch of deluded gullible fools – it doesn’t work that much better than the sponges the dollar store sells at 10 for a buck. Anything can absorb, why spend $$$$$$$ on something that does the job barely better than a dollar store purchase?

]]> By: Jefoid http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46770 Wed, 06 May 2009 14:19:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46770 But it is helpless to absorb the all-encompassing creepiness of it’s pitchman.

]]> By: Adam C. http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46765 Wed, 06 May 2009 13:53:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46765 Actually… It does work: http://tr.im/shamwowtest

]]> By: cc http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46761 Wed, 06 May 2009 13:44:52 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46761 According to Consumer Reports, it actually absorbs milk better than water, though they might well agree about the money.

]]> By: Dex http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46756 Wed, 06 May 2009 13:37:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46756 Not really, it’s better than Zorbeez (misspell I think) at least.

]]> By: correction http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46754 Wed, 06 May 2009 13:25:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46754 second

]]> By: Matrix626 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/05/06/song-chart-memes-shamwow-absorbency/comment-page-1/#comment-46749 Wed, 06 May 2009 13:03:35 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=17885#comment-46749 The Shamwow actually does work.. fyi.

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