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ShamWow Absorbency



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ShamWow Absorbency

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  1. Matrix626 says:

    The Shamwow actually does work.. fyi.

  2. correction says:

    second

  3. cc says:

    According to Consumer Reports, it actually absorbs milk better than water, though they might well agree about the money.

  4. Jefoid says:

    But it is helpless to absorb the all-encompassing creepiness of it’s pitchman.

  5. Blurgle says:

    Who cares if “it works”? Bunch of deluded gullible fools – it doesn’t work that much better than the sponges the dollar store sells at 10 for a buck. Anything can absorb, why spend $$$$$$$ on something that does the job barely better than a dollar store purchase?

    • feckineejit says:

      Would vince lie to you? probably.

      But have you actually tried the product or are you making angry, unsubtantiated claims? My guess is the latter.

      • scary joe says:

        No, Blurgle’s right. They don’t work. I foolishly bought one, and then tried to clean up a spill and it actually didn’t absorb anything. I was pretty angry with Vince.

  6. My FIFTH Front page, yea I thought about blood as one of the choices, But money I thought was funny enough.

    Click on my name, see some of my other funnies!

    Jonathan

  7. MEATBEAST says:

    I feel like this should probably be a bar graph

  8. vikingwarbrides says:

    They sell the shamwow towels (orange ones) here in Miami for a buck at Walmart. They are a cuban thing. They use those, and a wooden stick with a crossbar, as their mop. I’m thinking of buying up a whole bunch, and undercutting him by ten dollars.

  9. zaraithe says:

    Hey, he’s moving up in the world:

    • vikingwarbrides says:

      Gawd, you can get those for $4.99 at Publix (or your local major grocery store.) My mom had one of those when I was a little kid. How much is he selling this for, 100?

    • ME says:

      roflmao that makes me wanna buy that waaaaay more than the actual commercial

  10. dardub says:

    Funny idea FTW. Proper use of pie graph FAIL!

  11. happymonkey says:

    Shamwow holds 10 times its weight in money

  12. ShamWow says:

    The infomercial is very convincing. It made me go out and get one. I like it though it works well and absorbs EVERYTHING.

  13. Unbound_Flea says:

    Its not ShamWow, its ShamWOHO!

  14. Shanny says:

    lol touche. this was a funny one

  15. CopyrightB says:

    You forgot “Your Dog” in that list!
    Tsk tsk.

  16. Emily says:

    that is freaking hilarious…i knew there was something creepy about him…

  17. CAPM says:

    You are absolutely spot on (no pun intended). “Blood” would have been a great punch line. The pie chart area would be red, too.

  18. Mellymoo says:

    I totally thought the same thing when I saw this graph!!! LMAO

  19. sean says:

    Thats what I was going to post. He tuned her up pretty good.

  20. Scot Z says:

    I guess she didn’t love his nuts!

  21. Sylens says:

    Could it absorbs the AIDS, though?

  22. Unbound_Flea says:

    Its more nasty, and cost about $20 an hour. ShamWow could clean it though.

  23. FTW! (Didn’t they both end up dropping the charges against each other?)

  24. Goldstubble says:

    There’s something even creepier about him.
    He was a scientologist director. He made a really bad movie with Pam Anderson (I think). He got thrown out because the movie failed so much, so he sued them….

  25. Daisy says:

    I still say you gotta admire someone who gets out and has the nuts, ahem, to sue them.

  26. Webcreeper says:

    The movie is called “Underground Comedy Movie” and he got kicked out because the movie went against everything the Scientologists believe in, not because the movie was bad.


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