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ShamWow Absorbency


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ShamWow Absorbency

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  1. Matrix626 says:

    The Shamwow actually does work.. fyi.

  2. correction says:

    second

  3. cc says:

    According to Consumer Reports, it actually absorbs milk better than water, though they might well agree about the money.

  4. Jefoid says:

    But it is helpless to absorb the all-encompassing creepiness of it’s pitchman.

  5. Blurgle says:

    Who cares if “it works”? Bunch of deluded gullible fools – it doesn’t work that much better than the sponges the dollar store sells at 10 for a buck. Anything can absorb, why spend $$$$$$$ on something that does the job barely better than a dollar store purchase?

    • feckineejit says:

      Would vince lie to you? probably.

      But have you actually tried the product or are you making angry, unsubtantiated claims? My guess is the latter.

      • scary joe says:

        No, Blurgle’s right. They don’t work. I foolishly bought one, and then tried to clean up a spill and it actually didn’t absorb anything. I was pretty angry with Vince.

  6. Emily says:

    that is freaking hilarious…i knew there was something creepy about him…

  7. CAPM says:

    You are absolutely spot on (no pun intended). “Blood” would have been a great punch line. The pie chart area would be red, too.

  8. My FIFTH Front page, yea I thought about blood as one of the choices, But money I thought was funny enough.

    Click on my name, see some of my other funnies!

    Jonathan

  9. Scot Z says:

    I guess she didn’t love his nuts!

    • FTW! (Didn’t they both end up dropping the charges against each other?)

      • Goldstubble says:

        There’s something even creepier about him.
        He was a scientologist director. He made a really bad movie with Pam Anderson (I think). He got thrown out because the movie failed so much, so he sued them….

        • Daisy says:

          I still say you gotta admire someone who gets out and has the nuts, ahem, to sue them.

        • Webcreeper says:

          The movie is called “Underground Comedy Movie” and he got kicked out because the movie went against everything the Scientologists believe in, not because the movie was bad.

  10. MEATBEAST says:

    I feel like this should probably be a bar graph

  11. vikingwarbrides says:

    They sell the shamwow towels (orange ones) here in Miami for a buck at Walmart. They are a cuban thing. They use those, and a wooden stick with a crossbar, as their mop. I’m thinking of buying up a whole bunch, and undercutting him by ten dollars.

  12. Mellymoo says:

    I totally thought the same thing when I saw this graph!!! LMAO

  13. sean says:

    Thats what I was going to post. He tuned her up pretty good.

  14. zaraithe says:

    Hey, he’s moving up in the world:

    • vikingwarbrides says:

      Gawd, you can get those for $4.99 at Publix (or your local major grocery store.) My mom had one of those when I was a little kid. How much is he selling this for, 100?

    • ME says:

      roflmao that makes me wanna buy that waaaaay more than the actual commercial

  15. dardub says:

    Funny idea FTW. Proper use of pie graph FAIL!

  16. happymonkey says:

    Shamwow holds 10 times its weight in money

  17. Sylens says:

    Could it absorbs the AIDS, though?

  18. ShamWow says:

    The infomercial is very convincing. It made me go out and get one. I like it though it works well and absorbs EVERYTHING.

  19. Unbound_Flea says:

    Its more nasty, and cost about $20 an hour. ShamWow could clean it though.

  20. Unbound_Flea says:

    Its not ShamWow, its ShamWOHO!

  21. Shanny says:

    lol touche. this was a funny one

  22. CopyrightB says:

    You forgot “Your Dog” in that list!
    Tsk tsk.


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