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The customer is always right most of the time? Y-axis fail.
Good call.
Apparently, 50% of the time it works all the time.
The customer is always right most of the time and always wrong almost always…
o_O
even if you take out the always in the title, it still doesn’t make sense…
No, this can happen (ignoring the always)
The customer can be both right and wrong in a “it feels so right… but I know it’s so wrong” sort of way. Then again, I’m not sure what kind of business would attract this kind of customer… This is why the %right and %wrong appears to add up to more than 100%.
not a fail, imo… the awkward wording of each composite situation is intentional as a satire on the saying “the customer is always right” as in “the customer is always right… sometimes.”
+1
agreed
So true.
First graphjam to make me LOL in a while.
Should have been a pie chart.
Notice how there aren’t any Pie Charts on the front page right now? I think the Graph Jam mods are trying to tell us something… I wonder what it is?
Copy and paste much?
But, according to Ben Affleck, “the customer’s always an asshole!”
(Mallrats, 1994)
How is that Affleck? That line belongs to Kevin Smith, it was only Affleck’s characters.
I know for a fact that the customer is always wrong… they need to learn that
HEY, I’m a customer! oh wait…. I’m also a tool, nvm.
They’re not always wrong, they’re only wrong when they try to go against the rules of the store.
Which is exactly when they pull out “the customer is always right”.
If I got a dollar everytime I had to hear some asshat asking for something unreasonable try to tell me how the customer is always right, I would be able to retire and never work in customer service again. Ahhhh.
Or when they want to buy a book on a topic that hasn’t been written by anyone, ever, in the history of book writing because said topic is so stupid and inane and they say, “Can’t you just take me to the Cheese Wrestling section?”
Something can’t be right most of the time AND almost always wrong.
Unless it’s a wife or boss.
Awww, sexism. How cute. Anything else up your sleeve?
Wait, if the customer is always a tool, and the Clearks are always an ass, shouldn’t hey be perfect for each others?
Also, doesn’t the added youtube clip contradict the Graph, what with the Clerks being the tools in that particular incidence.
I like that this graph alienates almost everyone. Even the people who like it are being insulted, unless they’ve never purchased anything ever.
I find this hilarious as I am in the service industry as well and most customers think they “are always right” when they are acting like a “tool.”
WIN!
I think I pulled a muscle in my brain trying to understand this convoluted mess.
You need to exercise your brain a bit more if that strained it.
zing!
Just wondering how a costumer can be right most of the time and almost always be wrong.
You fail for being the 3rd person to say this exact thing.
And for not spell-checking.
And for having no sense of humor.
And just in general.
Oh, my costumer is almost always wrong in that she often cuts my cape too short, but she’s also right most of the time because I pay her with beer.
Unbelievable! These folks obviously learned their math from a McDonald’s itemized touch pad cash register, where only itms appear and no math is involved. too cool, that you blogged this!
It was intended to be funny it is funny and yet…..all this. Get a life people!
The “Right” bar needs to be much shorter…
Think of it in Einsteinian terms. From a customer’s perspective, they are always right. From a clerk’s perspective, the customer is always wrong. A totally objective, and omniscient, third party can therefore conclude that the customer is always right AND always wrong at the same time and usually a tool to boot (yes, I work in the service industry).
So, uh… The guy/chick who made this chart either: never shops anywhere ever, or is also a tool.
Sorry, I’ve worked in retail and customer service, but this one just didn’t do it for me.
And the clerk is a loser who needs to get a real job. Ohhhh boy!! 8 bucks an hour!! WOW
You’re a complete moron. Mr. CEO spending his precious time on Failblog obviously…
funnier graph