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True except for the fact that it’s a massive stereotype. I’m 16 and think I’m average.
Then you’re probably actually really awful.
zing!
hahahaha. I hope he read that.
I don’t know any 1- to 4-year-olds that think they’re scum.
If I could rate this dumb graph lower than 1/5, I would.
Many really young kids like to think that they are perfect. And I mean PERFECT. They think that they are absolutely flawless. And they are horribly wrong.
Maybe it means they’re not conscious enough of themselves to think they’re great.
every 1-4 year old ive met thinks he deserves to be God
I think you meant “perception”…
That’s what I was thinking…
I was wondering how one would conceive one’s self.
well, it’s not easy…
Perhaps we will find out once we are old enough.
WAIT… you mean when we get old enough.. WE CAN HAVE SEX WITH OURSELVES!?!? AND GO BACK IN TIME!?!?
Then what’s with all this two different gender crap.. and parents?
Only in Massachusetts and Vermont.
And Iowa.
To conceive yourself you’d have to bang your opposite parent.
absolute win!
Chuck Norris did it.
Mating: You’re doing it wrong.
If can self-conceive, then I’m a bit worried about all those times I’ve masturbated without protection…
agreed
And 1-4 year olds think that they’re king of the world.
What 1-4 year olds are these? I think they’d tend to see themselves as the center of the universe.
Seeing as that’s the way their brains are hardwired (to think through themselevs and their own experiences only), it makes sense.
“Disrespected”? That word doesn’t work there.
I’ve only known a handful of 100+ year olds (obviously there aren’t that many around), and they did not fit this graph.
I don’t get it.
You kidding? The 1-4 set think they are not just kings, but GODS!
The idea of a self-loathing two-year-old is actually sort of funny.
This is the song, la la la la, emo song…
lol! This comment was better than the graph.
Seconded.
How do you exactly conceive yourself, anyway?
Worst graph EVER.
Completely backwards. Little kids always think they’re cool, until you hit about 10 or 11, then you think you’re totally lame, etc.
roflcopter @ “conception”
lol seriously!
“Themself” is not a word, has never been a word, and never will be a word.
OH GOD, NO! Don’t jinx it! it’s that “never will be a word” attitude that let “irregardless” into the dictionary!
i really appreciate everyone chipping in to preserve the language…and the reputations of the elderly. damn kids, thinking they’re all that (said the not-yet 18-yr-old)
Irregardless is in the DICTIONARY?
I just threw up in my mouth…a little.
As did I.
Rednecks need to stop editing our dictionaries. I will never let “themself” be a word. Common sense should rule over *something*.
What the hell this was my worst graph and it made the front page?
This is probably the worst graph on GraphJam. The word should be “perception” not “conception.” I have no idea how you would go about conceiving yourself, but if someone figures it out they definitely deserve a Nobel Prize.
Like they would share their secrets. If someone could conceive themselves, then they probably did.
And then I would kill them before they were supposed to go back in time and the universe would explode.
Except most 1-4 year olds think the world revolves around them. They certainly don’t think they’re scum. They think they’re kings/queens of the universe.
Worst graph….ever!
And seriously, you can’t separate disrespected where it is split.
I’m 15 and I know that I’m lower then scum. Put that in you chart
emo
obviously “conceived” by a young and inexperienced person. any parent knows that the 1-4 year old group ARE the kings/queens of the world… and by middle age; WE own the cool cars and the cool toys and “cool” doesn’t matter when looking at your teenagers’ punk friends!
how about “perception”?
Am I the only one here that seems to see the Titanic reference/joke in this?
Yes?
Okay…
Adeline, thank you for pointing out the one redeeming quality in this graph. I think the sloppiness of it rendered the punchline irrelevant, but if that was the intention, it’s a pretty clever joke. Unfortunately, the horrible execution slaughtered any glimpse of a laugh.
Redeeming? I would say the titanic quote made it worse….
When did titanic come out, 1999? I can’t believe ANYONE would follow a reference from a 2 cassette VCR movie that was about 4 hours long.
Congrats for noticing what I missed while I was too bothered by the overall graph, apparently you fit into your age category however.
Titanic came out on December 18, 1997
i’d like to see someone’s self-conception…
If the graph started at 16 and said perception instead of conception it’d be lolz.
But conception does actually apply here fine.
Conception
2. a. The ability to form or understand mental concepts and abstractions.
b. Something conceived in the mind; a concept, plan, design, idea, or thought.
Whoever made this graph, to think 80-somethings don’t think they’re better than you/king of the world, has obviously never met my grandfather.
send this graph over the the fail blog.
Seriously. This graph is gaffe-tastic. My 6 year old thinks he has god-like powers over all he surveys. All people are different; This graph clearly doesn’t represent anything close to reality not to mention the lack of funny.
I’m 13 and I think I’m scum. ._. You were waaaay off.
Graphjam Fail!
this fails hard…conception
apparently spell check doesn’t catch every mistake
common sense helps too huh?
damn 13 year olds trying to act smart on the internet…
Why would kids think of themselves as scum? Where are all these emo babies coming from?
I’m 13 and I’m the king of the world, so this graph fails.